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totally disappeared from tumblr for a bit bc fanfic cleanse aHA but anyway I started reading my old fantasy rps

1) wow my OCs were messed up

2) I very, dearly miss them (cause my rp partner ain't active anymore and their OCs were integral to the story)

but have a sketch of a magic boyo I wish I could rant about ehehehe

His name is Satrioch, former name Noah :D long lost princeling who returned home to turn his mother's kingdom into an empire

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Meanwhile Gaz, if he was aware of his “past life:” whose gaddamn white baby is that

Yknow those posts or au[?] with 22 Ghoap rmbering or at least having vague memories of their past lives [09 Ghoap] And while I absolutely adore that idea don't get me wrong...Do you think we could think about Price? The man who survived? The man who witnessed it all before him? Who watched this man, this young boy, who he knew, maybe not for long, but had the idea that Soap and Ghost had something at least ripped away only for Soap to die too? Only in his next life he sees them again and he cant help but get a twinge of ache in his chest. It feels...wrong. It feels disturbing, he shouldn't but it leaves him awake some nights that something horrible might happen. He will lose someone important again. Even in the next life he is not safe. It's just another cycle he cannot rid himself of. He looks at Ghost and Soap and he cant help but feel like something might happen. He will try to keep his men safe, but how will he know? Hell, what about Gaz as well? Price looks at the three of them and cant help but get this minor flash back of something grim and horrible. But it doesnt end there. He sees Shepherd and Makarov and a deep unsettling feeling in his gut. Something will happen. And for once, he's not sure if there will be anything he can do.

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Dang since maybe like

Fanfic is written for fun

People don’t have to critique it when critique wasn’t asked for 🤪

And basically say that their writing would be better

Wild thought really

I’ll probably delete this later lmao I’m just in a mood

Edit: THEY DONT EVEN USE PARAGRAPHS WHAT THE F UCC

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I’ll rub it better for him

The taller you are the farther you fall.

König learns this the hard way.

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i read your fnaf fics on ao3 earlier this year..... then i got into rdr2....... then i come across your fnaf fic again earlier aND I SEE YOU'RE AN RDR FAN !!!! YAYYY ^_^ anyways thoughts on DJ Security Breach

I LOVE HIS DESIGN SM 🗣️🗣️ I just wish he played a bigger part lore-wise bc he feels like an underutilized animatronic

Also yes, I’m a big rdr girlie 🥰 you can tell my type is redeemed, self-sacrificing idiots lmao

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“Smaller than I thought it would be—“

You tanked my shop ratings because it was accurate to the measurements provided in not just the description, but the title?? 🧎🏻‍♀️ boi—

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Lmao I thought I was over my long term crush but then a dream hit and now whenever I see him, I flick my forehead or slap myself, or my brain goes “shut the fucc up, shut the fucc up, I want you to i m p l o d e”

I wish he would stop existing so my heart would go easier on me wHOOPs

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This plus experienced cat dad!konig, and they have their kittens go on playdates

@machveil yes I’m tagging you bc you know why

I’m still a “Ghost reluctantly adopting a sad old tomcat that he saw hiding from the rain” truther

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Thinking about Jason Todd who's unintentionally non-sexually dominant, everything he does is because he cares. A hand on your back leading you through crowds, getting things off high shelves for you and giving you the item with a kiss, bringing you drinks. Kissing your knuckles when you squeeze his hand, tucking you in better when you sleep to stay warm, pulling you behind him in possibly dangerous situations so you stay safe. Kissing your forehead, cheek and then lips before he leaves as he cups your other cheek, making sure you've eaten, all this because he loves you so much and can't bare the thought of you not feeling loved, safe and cared for, all those things you make him feel.

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*condescendingly calls you honey*

*romantically calls you dude*

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wdym I have to write and not just vibe to songs that remind me of my OCs

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Lmao what if this was the backstory to my cat shifter AU?—

Reader got reincarnated without her memories and now they’re like h o l d u p

has anyone seen those tiktoks where it goes “if i die don’t look for me i’ll come to you?” and it’s like a cat or a puppy….

yall know where this is going …..

:)

what if you spoke about that with your boys. just randomly one afternoon when all five of you are chilling in the living room watching a movie and you’re just like, “if i die i’ll come back as a cat” and they all just whip their heads towards you and you’re like “what?”

the only one who bites the bullet is simon, who snorts and asks, “wha’ type o’ cat would you be, love?” and price is lowkey highkey glaring at him because why the fuck is he encouraging this?

you just shrug, “i think maybe a black cat. i’ve always had a soft spot for them.” and that was the end of the conversation because the movie got to the good part and you shushed everyone.

what if you died on a mission. ambushed and shot dead in front of your squad. just like that, you’re gone.

what if one day a couple of months later when your boys are visiting your grave they’re all sat on the grass when all of a sudden a black kitty comes meowing up to kyle and immediately jumps in his lap and begins to purr and knead at his jeans.

what if all of them just freeze because they remembered that conversation you all had years ago about you coming back as a cat. a black cat.

what if kyle picks the kitten up, staring at it with tears in his eyes and just holds the tiny feline up to his face and whispers, “you really came back.”

what if they take the kitty home, bathe her and cuddle her until she falls asleep.

what if they all cry themselves to sleep that night because they just miss you so much but you really kept your word because even in the afterlife you’re right there in the form of a rambunctious kitten that loves to sun gaze just like you did. that loves to sit on their laps just like you did. that loves to nap at all hours of the day just like you did. that loves to sometimes spend time alone just like you did. that loves to leave wet kisses on their cheeks just like you did. that is just as clumsy just like you were.

what if one day they all come home to their fur baby staring at a framed picture they have of you. smiling and trying to cover your face from the camera. they remember you weren’t fast enough, and that flick of you is now one of their most precious memories.

what if the little void looks back at the boys and chirps a soft greeting. happy to see them back and running over to them and rubbing themselves against their feet, welcoming them back home.

WHAT IFFFFFFFFF

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I read this as kidnapper!reader and was wondering how the hell that would work out 😭😭 imagine trying to kidnap a whole elite squad of 6’+ grown men

I can see loser!konig going all puppy like stockholm syndrome but that’s a separate thought for later hehe

just thinking about kidnapped!reader who constantly tries to escape or hurt her captors (aka tf 141) but they just see it as a little game.

she tries leaving in the middle of the night and one of them catches her out in the woods and drags her back, hissing and spitting.

she grabs a knife from the kitchen and tries to stab one of them and they easily disarm her and laugh it off.

everything just feels so condescending and she just wants to be taken seriously!! too bad they just see her as an unruly, stray cat who they took in, cooing when they see her use her claws or hiss as them.

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“He proceeds to rip your shirt off—“

I only have five or six that I wear in rotation. Do I bring this to small claims court???

put that knife away. you are Not ripping my underwear off in this economy what's the matter with you

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Bro I’m even shorter, he could carry me on his shoulder AAAA

I'm foaming at the fucking mouth. 6'11" vs 5'4". TELL ME THIS ISNT KÖNIG

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Why did I interpret this as Scrooge giving the ghost of Christmas past a handjob

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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john takes your kids on a weekend camping trip during their summer vacation, so that they can give you the weekend “off duty”, but really so he can spend time with his 3 cubs out in the wild while being able to see them grow and try to be like him. yes they all have matching boonie hats, your 2 boys have classic green ones, and his baby girl has a pink one specifically cause she likes to wander away from the pack and refuses to wear green and look like a frog. they can’t stop giggling in the tent because when price snores they said it sounds like a grizzly bear 👀