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was bored so i sketched the credits background of clouds on the horizon

(my sketch)

(reference)

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holy shit holy shit holy shit what the fuck they're perfect i'm screaming

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Eleanor Shellstrop 🤝 Nina Zenik 🤝 Jesper Fahey 🤝 chaotic, flirtatious, bicons

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Do you ever just want to read, but also don't? Like you want to read that book on your tbr that has a really cool plot, but you don't want to actually read words. Just me?

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"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!"

Ma'am your child's mental stability depends solely on who Netflix casts for the roles of Nikolai Lantsov and Wylan Van Eck

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Who is your favourite character in the s&b show and why is it Milo and/or Fedyor and Ivan?

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All I want this pride month is a season 2 confirmation so that we finally get wesper content, and, maybe, zoyalina or genyalina endgame.

Oh, and also for people to stop being homophobic, but that's the least likely of the bunch.

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No thoughts, only Jessie Mei Li

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Darklina or Malina?

No. Neither. This is not the question people should be asking.

The correct question is: Genyalina or Zoyalina?

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Kind of a follow up to my previous post. Anyways, here's ways to say I love you, from the Grishaverse characters:

Call her an investment.

Tell him you like his stupid face.

Kiss the wrong person.

Tell him he's better than waffles.

Ask him 'just girls?'.

Tell him you want him without his armour.

Tell her you have become a FUCKING BLADE.

Murder people who she might have considered family?? (Acording to darklina stans)

Give her a giant ring that's a family heirloom.

Threaten to kill someone where they stand if they upset her.

Insult them. (Works for basically all of the characters)

Get drunk on the sound of her laugh.

Start dreaming again. Dreaming of her.

Be made to protect her. Even in death find a way.

Ask her to acquire you a new hat.

Get him arrested.

Try to kill her several times.

Have your breath catch ever time you see her, as if you've never seen her before.

Tell her that meeting her was a disaster. Call her an earthquake, a landslide. Call her every blossom in the wood blooming at once. Call her a tidal wave. Call her a stampede. Call her overwhelming.

Poke him in the chest and 'beguile' him.

Tell him to stop calling himself stupid or else you'll tell one of your friends that he kissed another one of your friends. With tongue.

Respect her feelings and tell her that you want to kiss her, but won't until she's thinking of you and not trying to forget him.

Let him go to his god.

Be twin souls, soldiers destined to fight for different sides, to find each other and lose each other too quickly.

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In case nobody's told you this today, you're better than waffles. I promise that I mean it

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Therapy? Why would I go to therapy when I can just reread a book about six emotionally unstable teenagers who don't know how to say I love you?

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(TW: Mentions of S*xual Ass*ult)

Shadow and Bone? More like teenage girl and several hundred year old murderer who s*xually ass*ulted her and was based on the author's toxic ex that people still ship her with for some reason

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Six of Crows? More like six teenagers desperately need therapy (especially after one of them starts dreaming again. dreaming of her)

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Do you know how much I love Leigh Bardugo? Like seriously. She has written two of my favourite books of all time, with several of my favourite fictional characters. Yes, I am talking about the Six of Crows duology when I say books. Also yes, when I say favourite characters I mean the crows + Nikolai and Zoya