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the stupidity of two people writing different requests in the same google docs document

if you can read anything off this screenshot: no you can't

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*drops this and runs away*

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Sometimes I just-

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Happy Pride Month

Happy pride month to those who are openly and happily themselves.

Happy pride month to those who can't be. You matter and we love you. Maybe one day you will be in a place where you can be openly you. And if that day never comes I will keep you in my mind and just know that someone cares and someone accepts you. And if you do not want to ever come out or be openly queer, that's perfectly fine and no one should take that from you.

Happy pride month to those who never got to be truly themselves. We might not know all of your names, all of your stories but we remember you. You deserved to be happy and yourself and I am sorry that it was taken from you.

Happy pride month to the ones that are still unsure of who they are. Figuring it all out is difficult and scary. But at some point you might be able to look back and smile at just how scared and confused you were and how nicely it turned out.

Happy pride month to those that lost people for being queer. One day you will find people that love and appreciate you for who you are. You are worthy of love. And no one should have ever hurt you like that.

Happy pride month to everyone that has ever been queer, to those that are queer and to the ones that will be queer.

We were always here. We are here. We will always be here.

We deserve to be safe. We deserve to be happy. We deserve to be loved for who we are. We deserve being able to be ourselves without judgement or having to face hate.

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I wanted an imagine Jasper x reader x Alice where the reader was Victoria's sister and when they meet at the baseball game Alice and Jasper feel the connection with her so when James tries to attack Bella and everyone gets defensive the reader apologizes for them Before going, let's say that the reader recently moved to Forks to "finish high school" and the three of them would have gone to visit there before that happened, but as they didn't get along, the reader decides to leave there, but Alice and Jasper Don't they leave it because they are destined? please

So I (S) wrote this because K is a horrible human and has been procrastinating like a champ.

Either way, I am not entirely sure if I fully understood what you wanted to happen, so I just kind of pulled a bunch of ideas out of my ass in hopes it would come somewhat close.

Tldr: procrastionation makes for author changes, promt was kind of confusing

~S Word count: 1049

Y/n has never really been able to make decisions on her own. When she was little her parents would rule over her. And when she was older and worked she had her employer that would tell her what to do, be it with words or abuse. When she and her sisters fled she had them tell her what to do.

And that never really changed. Now, so many years later, she still had one of her sisters, Victoria, tell her what to do. And to a degree she was glad. Making decisions on her own scared her a little, or a lot if she was honest.

Life changed since Victoria turned her when she was just a mere 17 years old. They weren’t alone anymore. Victoria found love in James, a vampire that y/n could only describe as somewhat nice on a good day and downright psychopathic on a not so good day. They also found company in Laurent. She liked Laurent more than James, although she wouldn’t admit it out loud to anyone.

They constantly were on the move, sometimes more nomadic, sometimes a little more settled. Right now it was the latter and they resided in a shabby little hut on the outskirts of a little town called Forks. And with settling down they had to come up with stories that would fit their looks and would grant them some time to stay. Victoria and James were a married couple and both were freelance artists looking for inspiration. Y/n was the little sister in her final year of high school that had to tag along because their parents weren’t really that great. And Laurent? He was some kind of uncle that stayed with them.

They didn’t meet other vampires all that often. Most were hiding from everything and everyone. Some were truly hiding. Some were only hiding in plain sight and would share glances telling them to hurry out of their territory. So it was a surprise when she went to school for the first time and immediately came face to face with several other vampires.

She had told Victoria about the encounter later in the day.

“If they try hurting you, show them hell,” Victoria had told her. “You are a force of nature, remember? You are fast, faster than any of them, I promise you. You have teeth that could tear them apart and you are strong.” Sometimes it was jarring how brutal Victoria could be when she was so caring and soft as a human.

Victoria caressed y/ns cheek softly and smiled gently. “I know you are gentle and hate hurting people. But please promise me that you won’t let them hurt you. I can’t lose another sister. I can’t lose you,” she whispered.

So she went to school and kept her distance. Sure, she could feel their stares and could almost feel how judging they were and how much they wanted her gone, but they left her alone. The uneasiness made her almost go whining to Victoria, begging her to move somewhere else, or become nomadic again.

But it wasn’t until they all went out to scour the area for prey that everything would hit a high in terms of tension. They found the vampires that were also in town on a field as they were playing baseball. And they had a human with them. Y/n found it a little funny how their situations were so different but to someone from the outside it would look like they were mirroring each other. The human being hid behind the vampires, y/n being shielded from the other vampires by Victoria, James and Laurent.

James and Victoria tried to lure information out of the others, make them let them play with them to find their weaknesses. But then they smelled the human. Victoria and Laurent hid it better than James. He decided on that spot that he wanted no one but that human. And y/n couldn’t blame him. The human smelled incredible and it also  almost made her leap at her to devour her.

Y/n tried to silently slip away and just as she thought it worked she heard two of the vampires follow her. She ran. She ran like she had never before as fear began to fill her.

“Leave me alone!” She screamed. They just began running faster and y/n picked up more in pace. “I said leave me alone! I have done nothing!” She screamed again.

She then did the worst mistake of her life. She turned her head to see how close they were. The movement slowed her down enough for the tiny vampire to slam into her and knock her to the ground. Her, what y/n presumed to be, mate quickly caught up to them as well and watched the both of them.

“Get off of me! I will rip you to shreds! I will kill you!” Y/n screeched and flailed around. 

“You wouldn’t do that,” said the small one with a big smile on her face.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry about my sister and our companions. I don’t know why they did that, please let me go,” Y/n begged, “I can’t die yet. I have to be there for my sister, please, she needs me.”

“We could never kill you.” The older one grabbed the smaller ones shoulder to make her ease off a little.

“I am Alice and this is Jasper,” the smaller one said, “we could never hurt you, y/n. And you could never hurt us.”

“How do you know my name?” Y/n was certain that this is what dying felt like, this uncertainty and confusion.

“I can tell the future. And Jasper is exceptionally empathetic. We figured something out that you haven’t yet, sweetie. We are meant to be. You being here, us being here, this whole mess with your clan, it’s destiny. All of it needed to happen for us to meet. We needed this to find the last puzzle piece. You are our key to eternal happiness, and we are yours, if you let us be.” Alice looked deeply into y/ns eyes and y/n could just tell that she was telling nothing but the truth. And it scared her.

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me? Liking things on this blog that aren't Twilight? I’d never!

proceeds to like criminal minds posts (Spencer Reid)

- K

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being old sucks

-teenagers

why didn’t alice ever get into special effects makeup to make the cullens look older

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Stephenie Meyer: I'm going to write a hetero teen vampire romance. Also Stephenie Meyer: "Alice, oh, Alice!" Bella will call Alice beautiful. Alice will give Bella flowers and kiss her on the cheek. Oh and also, there is a confederate soldier that is gifted in empathy.

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Sugar Rush

Bella's lips tasted like strawberries. Or at least they tasted like what Alice imagined strawberries would taste like. Or maybe it was honey or chocolate or something entirely different.

She didn't remember any of the things she ate when she was a human, nor what they tasted like. But she was certain, this sweetness on Bella's lips, it would be something that a human would devour as a treat.

She wanted to devour Bella. But for once the blood wasn't the most enticing thing about a human. Those sweet, soft lips, nothing could make her hungrier and more statisfied all at once.

She'd gladly never drink blood again if it meant getting to kiss those lips until the end of eternity. Maybe this is what a sugar rush felt like.

-S

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𝘼𝙨𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 (2008-2012)

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Doppelgänger

"Every person has roughly six people that look like just like them" It used to be a funfact she would tell other people. Because it was fun to her, the way she would sometimes stroll around the streets and see the face of someone she had met before but it wasn't them.

But it stopped being fun when she saw that face for the first time. Her Bella's face, so youthful and unbothered, so familiar and lovely, except it was not Bella wearing that face. It was some other woman.

It became a horrifying reality when she had to realise that faces would show up again and again and again. The pain in her long dead heart never became less, never went away. Even after hundreds of years and a dozen of times she saw Bella's face on someone else she would freeze on the spot.

Because her Bella was dead. And her Bella was actually never hers because she was a coward.

She should have stayed behind.

Maybe they wouldn't have gotten to her.

Maybe Bella could have been with her forever, if only she stayed and was honest when she still had the chance to speak up.

But she missed her chance and now she only had that lovely face haunting her with the knowledge that that wasn't Bella.

-S

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Change

Change was constant in her life; All she remembered from life was change. The before is a blacked out file in her memories. She knows something is there. But she cannot remember what there is.

Her first memory is of change. She can't remember how she felt before, just that she felt different then. Waking up lusting for blood does that to someone.

Her life was full of change after that. At the blink of an eye she was in a different time, a different place, with people that were suddenly involved in her life.

Some of those people stayed, became her first constant, her only rock to hang onto when everything became too much. She had those people in her life, they stayed, their relationships stayed, but the world was changing still.

One second she was in Alaska, the next in Washington. Except those seconds were years that flew by. Nothing was as quick as it felt.

Everything was changing in the way it always did. Until it didn't anymore. She registered the humans she met, or rather one single one specifically.

Bella Swan.

It was frightening. Like life was on a whim everything changed. Suddenly she didn't really like Jasper like that anymore and she grew irationally angry at Edward. Time slowed down, or maybe it just felt like time had actual meaning all of a sudden.

Change was synonymous with Bella Swan. Time changed, life changed, families changed, love changed.

And maybe it was just this one person that she needed for the final change in her life.

Because Bella made her change as well. Not just everything around her. She was no longer the Vampire that had no memories and was too caught up in her own world. She turned into Alice Cullen, a woman that learned to live and love for millennias in the span of a mere century.

Because just as life became a little constant again everything changed again. Humans cannot live forever after all.

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-S

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They pass little pieces of paper that have been folded twice, like children in school do with the silent prayer of not being caught. The messages were the same, more rash decision than rational thoughts, more honest and raw than protecitive of ones own heart.

It was all innocent love.

One knew how this kind of love felt, the crush turned to love turned to "I think one day I want to marry her." The other felt it for the first time.

Bella grew up in a time where it was difficult to fall in love with a girl, but not life destroying. But Alice, her sweet Alice, grew up to hate who she was and would always be, a time where being her was the worst sin and her love was deemed sick.

So Bella did not care that it might have seemed childish. Her love deserved to feel the thrill of passing love notes in a not so secret way.

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Rosalie/Alice/Bella at prom?

this reads like a nightmare. no idea how to write them together without weird incest vibes. Also not beta read because I've been procrastinating too much as is lol. enjoy none the less <3 also fyi: I am not from the US. We do not have prom here. the idea of prom in this bad boy is heavely inspired by crappy movies

-S

Bella sat at a table in the corner of the gymnasium of forks high school. The gymnasium was decorated exactly the way she thought it would be for prom in a small town. Some balloons were hung on the wall, metal fringes adorned some corners and especially much was where pictures were taken, and last but not least there was a big paper sign announcing that it was prom night. All in all, it was rather tacky, and she couldn’t help but think how different it would have looked if someone let Alice loose to do everything.

Speaking of Alice, the tiny vampire was currently nowhere to be seen. She had gotten Bella a cup of punch and a table full of randomly assorted snacks and then just seemingly disappeared into thin air. It wasn’t all that uncommon for Alice to disappear suddenly, although she usually would be back within a couple of minutes and not gone for twenty minutes. There wasn’t a reason as to why she would leave either, or at least not one Bella could think of.

The evening began nicely. Alice came over early and she loved Bella in her dress so much that they arrived late to prom. At prom Alice managed to convince Bella not only to one but two dances. They took beautiful pictures of themselves to show everyone else and to keep as a forever memory. They talked to the others, Angela in particular swooned over how cute they were and Jess circled Alice in an attempt to figure out just how much her dress cost. Alice wouldn’t tell her, which just further confirmed the suspicion that it cost entirely too much.

Suddenly a hand closed around Bella’s wrist and swiftly pulled her off to the side. Just as Bella was about to protest this sudden attack she realized it was Alice who took her. Her sweet Alice, who had an absurdly large smile on her face.

“I brought you a present!” Alice proclaimed, not giving Bella a chance to answer before pulling the fire exit door open.

The present in question was a gorgeous blonde. Bella’s brain buffered for a few seconds. Rosalie was not meant to be here. She already graduated and this prom was for current students of Forks High School only. Just as Bella opened her mouth Rosalie began peppering her face with kisses and Alice swung Bella’s arms in glee.

The present was certainly exciting. Now Bella was at prom with both of her favorite people or rather vampires instead of just one. Bella was sure the smile that was etched onto her face would not vanish against this night, no matter what would happen.

And she was correct. She was coerced into dancing yet again, by both Rosalie and Alice. They also took more couple photos, most of which looked ridiculous. But Bella was happy, happier than ever before if you asked her.

words: 487

-S

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I'm writing on a request rn and the urge to make Rosalie enter like this

is so bad you wouldn't believe it.