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The Bean Plot Principle

The concept of a correlation between a movie featuring Sean Bean playing a character that survives the plot and that same movie being considered juvenile, low-quality or subpar by the general public regardless of the quality of Bean’s performance

Examples:

Troy (2004)

Mirror Mirror (2012)

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Pixels (2015)

Exception: Boromir’s Law

In Ridley Scott’s production of the 2015 movie The Martian, Sean Bean features as flight director Mitch Henderson, who survives the plot but makes an overt reference to Lord of the Rings, the film for which also featured Sean Bean as the character Boromir who dies, thus creating a hypothetical loophole for this conceptual correlation.

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If you need someone to obsess over the Chosen with, I’m your fellow human 🫡

I have so many feelings, I REALLY need to talk to someone about The Chosen! Anyone out there seen it...?!

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A story does not live if it is not heard. Writing books that nobody reads feels like giving birth to something that is dead.

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First part of Commissions for StarShark 🧜‍♀️

Oh, trust me. There's a lot of Ariel waiting for you 💖

Of course it's supposed to be for Mermay, but there's a lot of work to be done, so there's enough to last month of spring and whole summer possibly xD

NOW is the series with NO BG 😄

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Why don’t we do this for Him more often? 💖💖

still very much crying over this scene, jesus and his sisters and his mom??????? i need to stay in this moment, they love each other so much

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Epic the Musical Workout

Cardio - Full Speed Ahead, Dangerous, Open Arms, Keep Your Friends Close

Chest/Back - Little Wolf, Suffering, Ruthlessness, Get in the Water

Arms - Wouldn’t You Like, Legendary, Warrior of the Mind, Thunder Bringer

Legs - Horse and the Infant, Scylla, Hold Them Down, Remember Them

Core - Done For, No Longer You, Mutiny, Charybdis

Full Body - God Games, 600 Strike, Odysseus, My Goodbye (specifically the first version, the angry one)

Fat Burn - Storm, The Challenge, Different Beast, Luck Runs Out

Cooldown - Just a Man, We’ll Be Fine, Would You Fall in Love with Me Again

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CHOSEN S4E3 FINALE DONE RIGHT

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Haven’t had much time to draw besides commissions lately, so sorry there hasn’t been any snazzy festive art. However, Glorfindel is very shiny like a Christmas ornament, so I think he counts.

patreon | ko-fi

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I think it’s beautiful and amazing

“Both the sweet and the bitter”

I don’t like this drawing. Finding good references was difficult, trying to have their features look symmetrical was even worse, deciding what colours to use for the line dividing their faces, tragic.

In the end, though, I think I did my best and I believe I would have drawn two beautiful separate portraits, if only I didn’t want to be original.

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The Shape of Ideas