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I genuinely thought this was a Mouthwashing post and was very confused as to why there was a cat there

Sometimes you call him Jimmy and sometimes you call him Bimmy, does he have two names?

He has three! I will explain:

Government name: Jimmy

What i call him: Bimmy

What i call him when he’s in trouble: Jimothy

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Time to reblog this post every year

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My readers hate me

I haven’t posted something for them in like six months

This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

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thelucidbitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

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I have a scar on my hand because one time when I picked up my cat my bag fell off my shoulder and she panicked and scratched me

can we give characters lame scars. boring scars. sometimes you dont need to have a big mystery for it. i have a scar on my hand from scratching it on a plastic donut container. lifes full of surprises like that.

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It has been put inside THE VOID, where it will grow up big and strong. One day it will tear its way out, ripping up my perfect world and reality as we know it.

God, I’m so proud just thinking about it…

I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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Fair enough, friend. I’m not too much of an artist, but here’s you and your eggs :)

They are small, but their angles will always add up to 180

I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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It seems there are things we agree on, such as what-must-not-be-named being a crime against humanity.

I’m glad we could agree on something. I will not draw you pregnant :)

I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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80% of the internet shipped you and Dipper back in my day. People make mistakes.

I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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I’d draw you pregnant but you’re so utterly unfuckable that it feels like a waste of time.

I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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I suddenly remembered how much I hate Bill Cipher and I decided to draw him getting traumatized :3

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For my first time finger drawing on ibs paint, I think this went okay

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One day I’ll decide what fandom this blog is for

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A trend that’s going around right now that kind of annoys me is people making videos about how “First Song” was made by a fifth grader

Like yeah it’s impressive but people are acting like it’s the most shocking thing ever. If you want to hear something shocking then let me tell you about how a bomb was placed underneath a table Hitler was sitting at and when it went off the fucking table leg was so strong that it absorbed most of the impact from the fucking bomb and Hitler got away fine.

The guy who placed the bomb was later found and killed

Anyway good song mate you get a thumbs up from me 👍

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No seriously where did he go

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Screw you

*makes animal crossing oc in Gacha life*