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Most of the teachers in my school think that my boyfriend is a, and I quote, "bad kid". They say this 'cause he doesn't turn in his homework. And he's noisy. BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL SOMEBODY FOR SLENDERMAN.
~Emmy
#slenderman#murder#kill#ouch#but#bad boy#bad kid#bf#boyfriend#love#relationship#relationships#guy#dude#teacher#teachers#school#ugh#stop#stop it#go away#unhappy#slender#slendy#my little slendy#proxy#proxies#girl#girls#girlfriend
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Bri. This is too accurate.

Daily dose of love quotes here
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My parents warned me about drugs in little baggies but nobody warned me about the addiction that came in the form of TV Shows, books, and movies. The addiction that makes you crave for well-written works that make your heart race, keep you hot and bothered, and, more often than not, break your heart. The addiction that keeps you up ‘til the wee hours of the morning because you keep telling yourself, “just one more”. No one gives you a heads up. You just start to obsess over fictional characters and their love stories. They don’t call them hallucinations, they call them “headcanons”. I didn’t know it was going to, simultaneously, make my life and also destroy it.
"Fandoms, Fanfiction, and All That Comes With It" (via productofanolympianorgy)
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I just started to read Fault in our Stars. Okay, I'm usually a very slow reader. By slow I mean, I'll stay on one page of a book for a week or two. Wow, when I say that out loud it sounds incredibly pathetic. Oops.
Anywho, I'm already halfway through the book. I've been reading it for two hours. (squee!) But there was this one happy part (I'm trying not to give spoliers) and I just started to cry. Like, total breakdown. Tears flowing. Heart aching. Shoulders shaking. But it was a happy cry! I was just so damn happy. ._. Now I'm just nervous about how I'll be when the sadness comes. ~Benedict Cumberchin (Emmy)
#fault in our stars#stars#gus#agustus waters#agustus and hazel#agustus#hazel#sadface#sad#sadness#why#john#john green#johngreen#okay? okay#okay#not okay
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so wait are used tampons just teabags for vampires?
#vampire#vampires#nightblog#nightblogging#night blog#night blogging#night#thoughts#thinking#tampons#tampon#tea#teabag#teabags#wait#mindblown#mind blown#mindcannon#mind cannon#blood#grunge
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When somebody insults me about how I look I act pretty chill about it:
But when they go away I'm just like:
~Benedict Cumberchin (Emmy)
#i know#emma stone#ice cream#sad#sadness#why#meanies#mean#sadnes#sadface#whyy#whyyy#not fair#not okay#insults#insult#insulting#people are mean#society sucks#society
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I headbang sporadically in class when a song is stuck in my head. Not just randomly, like, the tune is there. I'm just the only one who can hear it. I THINK I FOUND MY SUPERPOWER. ~Benedict Cumberchin
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This pretty much sums up their relationship.
~Benedict Cumberchin
#samanddean#sam#dean#winchester#dean winchester#sam winchester#supernatural#cute#sexy#priest#ghosties#ohmygod#my ovaries
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Lucien...hi...
When my Crush Walks Past
What I want to happen:
Hello. I'm Brianna and you've only been going to my school for a short time, but I think you're cute, we both like British people and fandoms, so I'll pick you up Friday, even though I have no idea where you live and I can't drive.
What Actually Happens:
-cough- Hi. I think you...have excellent taste in books because I like Lord of the Rings too. -stares at him- Well, now that you know...I'm going to go tell someone else. -bolts-
~DixonsVixen
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When I don't eat much.
Society : God, are you anorexic? Just eat something!
When I have one cookie.
Society : Wow. You eat way too much.
.-.
~Benedict Cumberchin
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Me: *Facebooks Status* Just took a nap. For four hours.
Mom: What?
Me: What?
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Whoops...
Forgot to post earlier.
Freaking out.
New phone.
Krys is such a badass.
asdfjkl;
#WHAT IS AIR#that changed me#i know how to deal with things#watch out boys#i want mac#fanfiction#it will kill me
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All I Want for My Birthday

I just want Norman Reedus. Okay? Okay.
But Fatal Formula has a new chapter, so I suppose that'll suffice.
I wonder what Krys is going to do to Walter...
Happy Birthday to me.
#mac#red canyon#fanfiction#this was the worst birthday ever#i want mac#where is the justice#i'm supposed to be happy#I'm not#norman reedus
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