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Josie-Jane my beloved 🥹🥹🥹

Show my girl some love!!!

Finally I have a design for her I like, god it was so hard, but here she is!! The baby girl!!!

Some fun facts about the baby TM

• Her favourite colour is yellow but she doesn’t get to wear it a lot because her mom says it washes her out

• She is teaching herself piano and guitar

• She can sing!!

• She likes the outdoors and gardening, def one of those kids you’d find often than not in a tree

• She likes puns and dad jokes the absolute most

• She likes cycling, she’s fast as fuck on one

• Hates wearing her hair tight for competitions

• Hates the smell of hairspray

• Has sensitive hearing

• Loves girly pop music most (Alastor is being slowly converted)

• Loves hair accessories

• Snorts before she laughs

• Whistles through her tooth gap when she focuses

• Can blow a grass whistle

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Brb dying of laughter.

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The Overlord Power Couple— this is probably a billboard or magazine cover

This was just supposed to be a sketch but yeah

• They co-own a talent agency— Vox handles TV, commercials and film, Alastor specialises in voiceover, music production and obviously radio

• Alastor is the harsher critic when it comes to talent— very much has an ‘either you have it or you don’t’ attitude

• They have two towers and actor’s village at the bottom and it’s like its own high end neighbourhood, think like a classy mashup of old and modern New York architecture

• The Agency is located on Vox’s tower, along with the meeting rooms and the sets of Vox’s programs that he hosts. Vox’s office is the top floor.

• Alastor’s tower is more a place of entertainment and indulgences— exclusive to the talent within the agency except for major events where it’s invite only. Ground floor is a restaurant, next floor is a jazz club/theatre, recording studio is on the third floor, Al’s office and radio station is the top floor.

• Events at the jazz club/theatre are the social events of the season

• Alastor writes and directs radio plays and Vox is super invested— so this has absolutely happened post episode:

Vox: *teleports to Alastor’s office and grabs his shoulders, violently shaking him* *distraught beyond belief* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT LIKE THAT?! YOU FUCKING SADIST! I COULD KILL YOU! HOW’D YOU LIKE TO DIE AGAIN, YOU HORRIBLE PRICK?!

• There is a cork-board at home for Vox’s theories about what happens next episode— it’s on the side of the fridge so Vox remembers to eat.

• Alastor loves leaving his thoughts on post-its on what he thinks of certain theories.

• Vox has tried to sneak peaks at the script before the episode airs. He has failed miserably each attempt. Alastor is very pleased.

I’m so unwell about them actually… obsessed in the sickest most twisted way

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Eepy evil platonic husbands inspired very much by @bestosunglass and their Media Husbands— who have also inspired this fic I wrote!! Evil husbands on an average evil day!! In Hell!!

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The besties are conversing

Learned how to draw on my phone for my silly lil fic series so go check it out on ao3 ❤️❤️❤️

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You ever just write some shit so cute that you just gotta

Yeah

Big feelings man

They rlly fuckin getcha huh?

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Tried to post this on tiktok but my audio got nixxed so I’m posting here

Anyway I’m very scared for the Morningstars, season 2 will absolutely obliterate me, I’m sure

(Link to the OG audio:

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The true ‘:D’ and ‘>:)’ dynamic.

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Charlie got the same set of parents in different fonts

Charlie now has two sets of parents. Good for her.

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Okay so spoilers for Hazbin season 1 finale

After watching the finally and reading into Alastor’s part, particularly this line

I think this may have implications as to his patronage.

From what we had known about Alastor, a line like this should’ve been met with deep shame and disdain that he’d lower himself to such a degree that he’d willingly sacrifice himself for his pet project. Either that or bemusement at such a thing happening to the Radio Demon of all people.

This is not the face of shame, this is panic and desperation. He’s finally proven himself capable of genuine care and compassion for others.

Lilith from what little we’ve seen of her does have compassion for her daughter in the portraits we see and the way we’ve heard her been described by her daughter in the past. It’s a safe bet to make that Lilith wouldn’t abhor these developments in someone she patrons, especially considering it means her daughter and family are being protected and watched out for in her stead.

But you know who may take issue with it?

Not even going into the aesthetic parallels between Alastor’s magic and Roo’s, would it not make sense for the root of all evil to patron someone like Alastor in the beginning as he’s rising through the ranks of Hell when he’s so power hungry that he’s toppling social structures held in place for decades to carve a place for himself? For no other reason than he deserves that place?

In the decades to follow, there has been an obvious decline in his evil persona— still prolific and memorable to many in Hell but like Mimzy said ‘he doesn’t do that kind of thing anymore’.

So what if in the years he’s gotten to know Husk and Nifty and those he would call friends or entertainment he got comfortable enough to be his own brand of friendly? Or perhaps the odd way in which he’s friendly to people is so that he doesn’t fall out of favour with the patron of his power who needs him to be the fearsome indiscriminate killing machine he’s known to be? Should Alastor’s edges start to soften, he stands to lose much more than his overlord status but the means by which he obtained that status in the first place, leading to a huge vulnerability.

Everything Alastor does in aid of the hotel, he always prefaces it by outright stating he has ulterior motives that specifically serve him. With what we know about him now and what little we know about Roo, I think Roo being a candidate for Alastor’s patron isn’t too far fetched.

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Hazbin Hotel Finale Thoughts but the context got exterminated (SPOILERS AHEAD)

Vox is actually so desperate for Alastor’s ace ass while he’s got two whole partners right there. TV man’s audacity…

PENNYYYYYYY (affectionate) count (1)

New Angel outfit just dropped and I’m— go baby you go

Cherri and Angel are friend goals

Vaggie is so supportive

Charlie cares so much

Nifty is once again fucking insane and we love her for that

Niff and Al crazy laugh solidarity

HUSKERDUST CRUMBS! REJOICE!

PENNYYYYYYY (affectionate) count (2)

CHERRI COME GET YOUR LOSER HUSBAND

Angel thank you for playing matchmaker for your chaotic bestie

CHAGGIE DUET LETS GOOOOOO

AND A KISS LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

Can confirm, Lute is without chill

The Vees in their casual fits is just— I cannot be feeling the feelings I am feeling this way

ALASTOR YOU DO CARE

Angel and Cherri teaming up is everything I could ever need

Battle lesbians people, BATTLE LESBIANNS

OH SHIT ADAM AND ALASTOR SHOWDOWN THE FUCK

Vox your partners are permanently sick of your shit spare them I beg

Alastor, your lines, the absolute eldritch entity you are (stfu Adam petition)

HOLY SHIT HIS MIC HES HIT

VOX KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MY DAD IS RETREATING FOR HIS SAFETY

Peace for the polycule at last

Wanna be able to say ‘die motherfuckers’ and obliterate bitches with fireworks

Huskerdust ate I’m afraid

Angel Dust coming to protect the egg boi mends something deep in my heart

PENNYYYYYYY (affectionate) count (3)

You crazy snake mfer wth are you— DEATH RAY???? HUH????

YAAAAAAYYYYYY EGG BOIS STEP MOMMY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY

DRAGONS???????? MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION

She is badass you ribless bitch she has two dragons and she’s gonna kick your ass through a years worth of Sundays loser

GET LUTE’S ASS VAGGIE

CHARLIE BEAT HIS ASS COME ON

LUTE HOLY SHIT

LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Mans fucks Adam’s first wife, his second wife and now he’s coming for Adam’s ass too— icon

Lucifer just clowning on Adam his whole fight is also icon behaviour I love him go forth you magnificent man

DADDY DAUGHTER COMBO

‘Don’t forget you’re in my house bitch!’ With his daughter glaring daggers down at him from his shoulder is cinema itself

Adam and his incel behaviour 🙄🙄🙄

Mhmmm comeuppance you entitled lil shit

NIFTY????? HUH??????

CORRECT RESPONSE VOX

Nifty the woman that you are…

Pet Parent solidarity 🩷✨❤️

Lucifer and his lil guy energy + Jeremy Jordan vibes is superb

Me when found family do the found family thing in song:

The Vees are terrible people. They do also happen to be adorable together. I can’t even…ugh them

Unhinged Alastor is going to rot my brain

‘Alastor Altruist, died for his friends,’ friends????? These losers are your friends now????? Pet project whomst’d’ve??????

PENNYYYYYYY (distraught)

Love me a three part crescendo (just fuckin tonguing that flat screen. Honestly, Val’s moth ass would)

HUHHHHHHHH— HAHAHAHAHA HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES SERA???

Also PENNY!!!!! MY BOY!!!! COME GET YOUR ORPHAN BACK IN HELL THEY MISS YOU POOKIE

LILITH REVEAAAAALLLLL!!!MOMMYYYYYYY!!!

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Since Red Leicester is made from fruit byproduct, it isn’t entirely wrong to call cheese your favourite fruit

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Tooth fairy that gives a charm made of your soulmate’s baby tooth that glows when you find them

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Sleeping with your tits out, regardless of gender, feels like a power move