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Air is just water but worse

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Can someone explain why in every nsfw book/story they call cum for ”sweet nectar”? Like whos cum are you drinking that is sweet???

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The thing I like about music with a lot of emotion (think were the artist is screaming etc) is that when I feel, for example anger instead of me screaming and raging this artst is doing it for me and that’s great

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An idea for a comedy: The government tries to hide some new conspiracy but a week later it gets leaked and they interview a bunch of people who works there to try and find how it got leaked but everyone has a different story on how it got leaked

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Me when I’m alone: rules are nice, they keep me and others safe

Me when I’m with my friends: Rules are MADE to be BROKEN!

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“reblogs aren’t important you’re just whiny”

yeah because when you see this

tell me you don’t get annoyed.

tumblr’s algorithm only cares about posts that are reblogged, it doesn’t count likes. posts don’t get promoted or circulated when they only have likes (the way instagram functions), only reblogs matter for increasing reach on tumblr as a platform.

support content creators.

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*Me hanging upside down eating an entire ball of mozzarella by itself*

Someone: what are you doing?

Me: life is like this mozzarella, they will soon end and the only way to make them worth anything is to use them, and this is how I will use both

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If you were a chess piece you would be a king.

Cuz you’re slow and the only use you have is to be captured

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not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

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Me when I think of a joke: Haha I should post this on tumblr.

My anxiety: Someone else probably already made that joke and it’s either a coincidence or you saw it somewhere, forgot about it and now remembered it but thought that you came up with it. No matter what tho people will think that you are stealing someone elses joke and they will all hate you.

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”Don’t act scared when your kid fall over, that will show them that it’a dangerous to fall and that might make it worse.”

That’s why I always laugh when they fall.

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Powermove:

If a guy says that you would look cute in a dress, tell him that HE would look cute in a dress

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I’m the finniest person I know

Like I’m so funny that I just need to be in the room to make people laugh

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Fairy: *grants me my wish*

Me: ”Thank you fairy much.”

*I instantly die*

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Wow! One note on like five of my posts, you guys are spoiling me!

I have already gone from ”Oh no, people know that I exist” to ”Oh nice, I might actually be able to making strangers online laugh”

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When you throw something and it destroys something

”Oh Yeetus Christ!”

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Me buying necklaces knowing fully well that I’m never gonna use them: OHohoHohoHo s h i n y