#yeetus

[crystal-mouse]

gotta love the adhd and repetitive habit combo pack getting distracted and forgetting if you've done the action/the action correctly so having to redo it to make sure you have

washing my hands. forgetting ive washed my hands. my hands are now unwashed (this is bad). i wash my hands.

going to bed. check the door is locked. turn the lights off. have a glass of water (dehydrated). cant remember if the door felt locked (this is not good). check the door is locked (done twice so i can go upstairs and not forget the door is locked)

[sbnkalny]

Yeetus,

Yeetus,

[lavendercarnage]

Hi! I remembered this tumblr exists, so here, have some of my Yakuza girls lmao

From top left to right: Himari Akiyama, Junko Ryujin, Mika "Mikan" Furukawa

And under them: Shizuka Ikehara, and Yae Chihara

...I may or may not be a lil obsessed with them atm

[ccrustacian]

happy saturday I’m tipsy let’s do nudes and numbers!

Or alternately I will open it up to memes and numbers 🤭

[ultimatebottom69]

Jeez breathe man, get some empathy too. Maybe step outside for some fresh air.

No. I am breathing fresh air. Fresh air polluted by the rich.

[ojas-gameplay]

Fall Guys Clan of Yeetus Challenge

[yeetus-feetus]

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Tagged by: @im-not-buying-it-ether

My WIP’s (they're all DC related):

"Heal me with gold" - hurt/comfort, dark, suggestive

"De aged au" - crack treated seriously

"Batfam vampires and such" - au where they're all varying supernatural creatures

"Untitled document" - three pages of a half assed idea

"Polyamory" - steamy but no smut yet

"Night out" - more half assed idea, more polyamory

"Random poem" - the title

"Sugar, sugar" - crack treated seriously

"Idfk" - crack treated like crack

"undercover" - more half assed idea

"Timcest" - the title

"Untitled document" - literally just four pieces of dialogue with nothing else.

"Self insert again" - crack. Please don't choose this one.

"Tumblr prompt" - don't know how to describe this, but it's Jaytim btw

"DC repunzel au w/ a twist" - angst and crack.

"Fae court" - angst, crack treated seriously, DC au

"Clone baby" - angst. Abandoned plot.

"Omegaverse math" - uhm.

"Untitled document" - angst, song lyrics

""Tim"" - another half assed idea

"Clone babies" - angst, crack treated seriously

"A brother, a son soldier, and a legacy" - angst.

"what if" - crack. dialogue only.

"Half baked" - less than a page of idea.

"DC insert" - angst, smut. Please don't choose this one either.

"Baby" - ?????

And those are just my wips on google docs. I have even more on Ellipsus that are much better and more fleshed out but it's being super wacky rn and I can't get in to it so, you'll just have to choose from these.

Tags: @yeetus-littlebro @arrowheadedbitch @quackery-binx @you-transfix-me @periwinkle-the-11th @ohtobecat @rt-nique @5m-ay-a @mr-something-0r-another @rattylvr @proshipper-on-ship @devotedlydeepestbluebird @bugssiesbeans @froggyinfear @derp-a-la-sheep @lanawinterscigarettes @zetathegrouch @mylifeingotham @beeqisch @imashittalkingmushroom @jasonpetertoddisgod @darkxw-olf17 @m4dm0n1 @mypainischronicbutmyassisiconic

Annnddd I can't think of anymore people omg this was hard why do I have so many wips!??!??

[yandere-writer-momo]

I wonder how yujiro would treat his grandchildren especially if there girls you think he would come in after s/o gave birth just to see what the baby looks like

Yujiro’s reaction to a granddaughter/ daughter:

[sydsliftingface]

Todays the day boys

[novelcain]

A scenario that lives rent free in my head is that scene in lion king where simba is trying to wake up Mufasa but with Wukong and his first born son.

Son: (pulling on Wukong’s arm) Baba! Baba wake up! Baaaabaaa!

Reader: (half asleep) Your son’s awake 😌

Wukong: (also half asleep) Until sunrise he’s your son 😪

i so DESPARATELY wanna take this seriously but any time i think of the lion king all i can think of is this:

AND NOW ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS WUKONG TESTING WHETHER HIS NEWBORN INHERITED HIS IMMORTALITY 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[raina-clipse423]

Another Skirk yeet

This is my first time drawing with a drawing tablet so apologies if she looks stiff–

[adaines-furious-feast]

I had stupid thought at 3 am about Jace which I just remembered and it made me laugh out loud on the bus:

My guy knows he would be a terrible dad, and would miraculously be able to learn wizardry to gain access to the Fetus Yeetus spell. But if he missed that opportunity he would step the fuck up and be there because he knows how much it sucks when a parent doesn't.

[onebadpunspoilsabunch]

Yeetus the Cletus

Yeets him for his past transgressions.

[objectum-crush-gush]

Objectum ask game!

Despite my status as a vestigial mod who can’t see any of the asks we get (sorry y’all, we don’t know why either), I still want to give something to the community! With that in mind, I made an objectum ask game!

Here at objectum-crush-gush, we want to encourage maximum objectum crush gushing. Feel free to reblog if you want folks to send you asks about your objectum experience :D

How long have you known you were objectum?

How many object partners/crushes do you have?

Are you POSIC? If so, how does it affect your attraction to objects, if at all?

Would you marry any of your objects of affection?

Do you refer to the objects you’re attracted to as partners, crushes, spouses, or something else?

Is there anything you don’t know about your partner(s) or crush(es) that you’d like to know?

What was your first object crush?

What is your most recent object crush?

What is/has been your most significant object crush? (“significant” can mean whatever you’d like it to mean)

Do you use any sub-labels under the objectum umbrella? If so, what are they?

 Is there one specific type of object you’ve found yourself most consistently attracted to?

If you’re in a relationship with an object, how did it start?

If you aren’t in a relationship with an object, would you like to be?

What is your favorite piece of objectum media?

Have you ever taken an object on a date? If so, how did it go?

How would your ideal date with your object crush/partner go?

What would your ideal relationship with your object crush/partner be? Perpetual dating, marriage, a queerplatonic relationship, or something else? Does this differ from your current relationship status?

Is there any object you feel has gone underappreciated by the objectum community? If so, what is it?

If you’re neurodivergent, do you believe this has had any bearing on your objectum identity?

How do you express affection for your object partner/crush(es)?

If objectum relationships were completely normalized by society, would anything about your relationship(s) change? If you’re not in such a relationship, how do you think this normalization would affect the way you engage with your crush(es)?

I tried to make the questions applicable to both POSIC and non-POSIC people, so anyone with an object crush can participate! If you want to throw some asks at me through @tritonposting (can't read asks on this blog ;-;), I’d be more than happy to send you an ask back 👀 - Mod Wintergreen

[cowcat44]

Even though he’s nightmare fuel, these expressions are sending me🤣🤣🤣

[yeetus-feetus]

new and improved! new ships have been added!