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Huge Young Justice fan here. Let's hope I actually stay current with this fandom. Side Blog. Profile pic belongs to bluellles
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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Letters From Your Blorbos
Inspired by sincerely theirs, I'm opening commissions for letters written from your favorite characters for you
$9.00 (usd) for a one page letter emailed to you, $12.00 for nsfw (not available for characters who are minors) pay via paypal
Available fandoms listed under the cut
Riordanverse
MCU
DCEU/DCAU
Sanders Sides
My Hero Academia
ATLA/LOK
S&D Tier
She-Ra
Pixar
Disney Animations
Sk8 The Infinity
Yuri!!! On Ice
Hazbin Hotel
Scooby-Doo
Want a letter from a fandom not listed? this can be discussed, just message me (no guarantee request can be fulfilled)
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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i just wanted to draw bernard with red robin
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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Tim has everyone's DNA but before he clones them he splices in genes from a sea turtle because sea turtles always find their way back home
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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Headcanon that Tim didn't tell his family that he's bi and have a boyfriend. They found out when Bruce caught Bernard leaving Tim's room early in the morning, bite mark on his neck, and staring straight at Bruce and saying "I know who you are."
He was refering to how he knows that Bruce is dating Batman. But by panic and paranoia Bruce sprayed him with sleeping gas, and Bernard woke up being interrogated in the batcave. Tim was not happy.
And that's how Bernard first met the Wayne family.
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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Kon: Wait, you're bi?!?!
Bart: *wheeze*
Tim: I do not see how that is currently relevant to our situation-
Kon: AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?!?!
Cassie: *pats Kon's shoulder*
Tim: YES, NOW FOCUS- *gets thrown by a tentacle*
Kon: SO YOU'RE SAYING WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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. . . Funny idea my brother and I had one day: What if the batkids continuously adopted one another?
Jaybin: Yeah, B is in the middle of the adoption process, so...
Dick: Hey. You know what'd be hilarious?
Jason: Huh?
Dick: If I adopted you. That way, you'd be Batman's grandson. Make him feel old.
Jason: . . . 'Aight bet.
Jason lived with Bruce, he was Bruce's son, but much to Bruce's annoyance and irritation Dick managed to snag the legal rights over Jason, making him Dick's "adoptive son." But, it wasn't that big a deal, Bruce guesses. Anyways, that's how Jason became Jason Todd-Grayson-Wayne.
Now, Jason did not like Tim when he came back from the dead, definitely not fond of the little f*cker. However, he became somewhat okay-ish with his existence after Bruce's "death" and, also, thought it'd be funny.
Jason: Hey, pretender.
Tim: What?
Jason: So, you have no legal guardian since Bruce died.
Tim: He is not dead.
Jason: Sure, sure, sure, anyways, you need a legal guardian and I don't give a f#&$ what you do.
Tim: . . . Elaborate?
Jason: I have the papers printed out already.
And, thus, Timothy Jackson Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne is born and also Bruce's expression is hilarious when he finds out. Dick celebrates having a grandson and Jason realizes quickly how he's f*cked up whenever he receives calls from Tim's school that he dropped out of or has to get a call from the hospital when Tim has his weekly near death experience...
Damian was much easier.
Damian: Timothy, I have heard the most ridiculous rumor that you are Grayson's grandson and adopted by Todd!?
Tim: Oh, yeah, it's funny.
Damian: . . . I want in.
Tim:
Damian:
Tim: Bernard, you want in on this?
Bernard: Hell yeah!
Damian is a bit to proud when he holds up his new birth certificate, stating "Damian Thomas Al Ghul-Drake-Todd-Grayson-Wayne-Dowd." Bruce is really, really not impressed and Cass is so glad she's manages to avoid this odd family tradition...
So, by law, Damian is both Bruce's son and great great grandson, Dick's great grandson, Jason's grandson, and Tim and Bernard's son. Bruce eventually forces them all to a courthouse to get paperwork done so he can make them all regular siblings and all his children, but they all complain the entire time and Tim accuses Bruce of taking him from his Father, Jason throws in some fake tears, Dick makes himself dramatically pass out... The press eat it up.
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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oracle, ban this guy
(some shitpost while i work on that bernard comic)
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Why are they always ten stories up, get down-
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usernames-are-so-retro · 2 months ago
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Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?
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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?
Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.
-Later that day-
Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*
Batfam: *concerned*
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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.
This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.
It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.
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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *
A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.
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usernames-are-so-retro · 4 months ago
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usernames-are-so-retro · 4 months ago
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Retail Boycott 02/28/2025
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usernames-are-so-retro · 5 months ago
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Neurodivergent Sentence Prompts
“Have you seen any of my chewelry, I can’t find of them.”
“What’s that say?”
“I’m sorry, what?”
“You okay?” “Yeah, I’m just stimming.”
“I can’t focus on this.”
“When was the last time you slept?” “What’s sleep?”
“What time is it?”
“I forgot again.”
“What day is it?”
“Can you turn that down, I need to focus.”
“You know the…thing.”
“I wrote it down, but I lost the paper it was written on.”
“What’s that word that means _____?”
“If I don’t have my music, this isn’t getting done.”
“What do you mean there’s been a change of plans?”
“I’m so lost right now.”
“Then you go left.” “You’re pointing to the right.”
“I can’t eat that, the texture is disgusting.”
“Can you read this to me?”
“I can’t stand how this feels.”
“It’s too loud.”
“What happened?” “I was chewing on my pen and it exploded.”
“Did you eat today?” “No.”
“You’ve listened to that song nonstop for the past eight days, don’t you want to listen to something new.”
“I’m so stupid.”
“What was I suppose to be doing?”
“Where’s my fidget cube?”
“My brain hurts.”
“I need to do something, anything.”
“Reading is making me sick.”
“What’s that clock say?”
“You have it ordered all wrong.”
“I didn’t mean it.”
“It’s too much.”
“Stop!”
*Stimming* “Will you knock that off?”
“I could spend the whole day talking about _____.”
“_____ have taken all of my attention.”
“I can’t help it.”
“I’ll write it down.”
“I’ll get to it later.”
“Was that today?”
“I don’t know how to explain it.”
“I’m doing the best I can.”
“Can you help me?”
“That’s too cold.”
“How do you not hear that? It’s so annoying.”
“That’s a nasty bruise. What happened?” “I tripped…over nothing.”
“I can’t remember.”
“What’s this say?” “Bold of you to assume I can read my own hand writing.”
“This place is a mess.” “Maybe to the untrained eye.”
“I have plenty of time.”
“I don’t know what I’m feeling, but I don’t like it.”
“Is there an audio version?”
“You hate me, don’t you?”
“There are too many people here.”
“Why are you crying?” “I don’t know.”
“Animals are better than people.”
“It’s too much.”
“I feel like I’m doing something wrong.”
“That wasn’t on the schedule.”
“Don’t do that to me.”
“I can’t throw any of this out, it might be important.”
“I need a break.”
“What were we talking about?”
“Sorry, I wasn’t listening.”
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usernames-are-so-retro · 10 months ago
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Young Justice Fandom Week
Honestly, I'm missing fandom weeks, I never see them anymore for the fandoms I'm in, and I'm missing Young Justice, so I thought I would kill two birds with one stone
Write fanfics, draw fanart, make edits, lists, moodboards, etc. whatever you'd like
Day 1: Favorite Character
Day 2: Favorite Episode
Day 3: Favorite Ship
Day 4: Favorite Villain
Day 5: Headcanons
Day 6: Slang and In-Jokes
Day 7: Season 5/Free Day
This will be held Oct. 1 thru Oct. 7, use the hashtag Young Justice Fandom Week 2024 for any work you make for the week
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usernames-are-so-retro · 1 year ago
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Pride Month Sentence Prompts
“I have something to tell you.”
“Hi, I’m ____, my pronouns are ____.”
“I’d like you to meet my boy/girl/datefriend.”
“What’s that pin mean?”
“Could you call me ____ instead?”
“Honestly, I don’t know what I am.”
“I’m not really into boys/girls.”
“Do you want to go to pride with me?”
“Is it bad that I’ve never heard that label before?”
“Are you a boy or a girl today?”
“I’m so gay for you.”
“My sexuality is no.”
“My sexuality is yes.”
“My gender is no.”
“My gender is yes.”
“I don’t feel like ____ really fits me anymore.”
“I think I’m ____.”
“I’d rather be eating cake.”
“I don’t need a label.”
“Why is everyone here so hot?”
“Would you maybe want to go out sometime?”
“That’s a lot of rainbows.”
“I can change my label if I want to.”
“Binary is overrated.”
“I just want to meet a cute boy/girl/enby, fall in love, and adopt a dog together.”
“I’m happy being me.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to lead you on, but I’m actually ____.”
“I’ll always be here for you, no matter what.”
“I love you, every part of you.”
“We’re going to be okay.”
“I bought you this flag, but I don’t know if it’s the right one.”
“Could you start using ____ pronouns for me? I want to try them out.”
“The doctor just told me I can start hormone therapy.”
“I don’t like people that way.”
“I’m still trying to figure it all out.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“This is my first pride out.”
“I don’t want people to know just yet.”
“I want everyone to know how much I love you.”
“I’ll be right by your side.”
“Who’s your friend?”
“I’ll headcanon them how I want to.”
“Want to paint each other’s nails pride colors?”
“I’m tired of hiding who I am.”
“You know what, forget this, I don’t need a label.”
“He/she’s hot.” “Actually, my pronouns are ____.”
“Be gay, do crime.” “No. No crime.”
“This is who I am.”
“I won’t apologize for being myself.”
“Just because I’m part of the lgbt community, doesn’t mean I understand every aspect of it.”
“I still have a lot of internalize ____phobia to work through.”
“I know you aren’t really into ____ movies, but the main character in this one is ____ and -” “Say no more, let’s watch it.”
“I want to wake up next to you every morning.”
“So you’re just like me.”
“I’m not ready to come out yet.”
“Thank you for being there for me.”
“I love who I am.”
“I wouldn’t change myself for the world.”
“I’m ____.” “What does that mean?”
“I’m proud of myself.”
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usernames-are-so-retro · 1 year ago
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Letters From Your Blorbos
Inspired by sincerely theirs, I'm opening commissions for letters written from your favorite characters for you
$9.00 (usd) for a one page letter emailed to you, $12.00 for nsfw (not available for characters who are minors) pay via paypal
Available fandoms listed under the cut
Riordanverse
MCU
DCEU/DCAU
Sanders Sides
My Hero Academia
ATLA/LOK
S&D Tier
She-Ra
Pixar
Disney Animations
Sk8 The Infinity
Yuri!!! On Ice
Hazbin Hotel
Scooby-Doo
Want a letter from a fandom not listed? this can be discussed, just message me (no guarantee request can be fulfilled)
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usernames-are-so-retro · 1 year ago
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Letters From Your Blorbos
Inspired by sincerely theirs, I'm opening commissions for letters written from your favorite characters for you
$9.00 (usd) for a one page letter emailed to you, $12.00 for nsfw (not available for characters who are minors) pay via paypal
Available fandoms listed under the cut
Riordanverse
MCU
DCEU/DCAU
Sanders Sides
My Hero Academia
ATLA/LOK
S&D Tier
She-Ra
Pixar
Disney Animations
Sk8 The Infinity
Yuri!!! On Ice
Hazbin Hotel
Scooby-Doo
Want a letter from a fandom not listed? this can be discussed, just message me (no guarantee request can be fulfilled)
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usernames-are-so-retro · 1 year ago
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