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Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

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"ThE wHoLe PoInT oF ThE sEcReT hIsToRy Is To NoT dO sHiT fOr ThE aEsThEtIcS" do I look like I give a fuck? I will still romanticize them gay bitches and my life. I will still do it for the aesthetics. Idgaf abt morals.

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how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

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I need whatever Will graham and Hannibal lecter have got going on, that shit is downright illegal like bitch PUH LEASE??!!!

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James: if i kiss you, will i live to see another day?

Regulus: idk, lets see shall we?

‘Aggressive collar pulling done by the tiny Slytherin executed on the DILF Gryffindor’

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James: i love Lily, she is gonna be my future wife!

A tiny angry lil version of his best-friend: fuck off, Potter.

James: nvm, i am gay…

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ilovethemilovethemilovethemilovethem 🫶🏻

(Picked it up from Pinterest, credit goes to whoever drew this)

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kill me kill me kill me kill me (Reggie to Sirius)

“You’re hesitating, love”

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We survived, we SURVIVED (evan didnt)

“You’re hesitating, love”

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GAH THE PAIN 😭😭

“You’re hesitating, love”

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james potter is so kissable

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“You’re hesitating, love”

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A book girly who is also a maths girly…wtf went wrong in my manufacturing??!!

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Yes, he absolutely would. And i too would die on the spot.

james potter is one of those people who would show up to class in grey sweatpants and a plain white tshirt and still leave everyone on their knees. he would also stretch (very loudly) mid-lesson just to show his happy trail and watch people die on the spot.

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Regulus, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Remus, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Sirius, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

James , appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Rest in Peace Regulus Arcturus Black you would’ve had the absolute best Twink to DILF character development.

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Drunk Regulus Black, blasting this song and singing along while a very confused and amused James Potter leaning against a door frame just….stares✨