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//OOC: Hey! I know I don’t own the concept of OIG blogs and it’s been around before GUG, and it’s really cool that people outside of this AU have been inspired by it! However, when people are like actively stealing our plot points for their blogs then it’s a little disheartening. Especially when we’re looking at being more active.

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FRANKENSTEIN’S FAILURE: Lois Lane makes her debut as a guest writer for The Gotham Gazette

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BREAKING NEWS

Destruction and chaos has been reported from downtown Gotham. A new rogue appears to be making herself known in Gotham. Many are reporting the new rogue to being using abilities usually associated with the Man of Steel himself, Superman. Some are claiming the new rogue is in fact Black Alice, an antihero known to be active in Dayton, Ohio. What could have possibly dragged her so far from home? There has yet to be any reports of the Batfamily on the scene to combat the latest threat to the city.

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A Breath Of Fresh Air

Gotham has found itself in a darker place than usual - which on its own is surprisingly incredible. As such, it is in desperate need of even the smallest amount of colour being returned to the city. It seems someone has answered the prayer for a bit more brightness in Gotham. That someone is the one and only Dinah Lance. Ms Lance, recently returned to Gotham City, has begun a kickstarter for her own flower shop ‘Songbird’s Garden’. The shop promises to not only be a florist but also some form of community hub. With donations already pouring in, we all eagerly anticipate the opening of ‘Songbird’s Garden’

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Top 5 worst L*is L*ne articles?

All of them?? Or perhaps the countless hit pieces she’s released on me over the years - very few of which have ever used the right name or referred to me as the correct gender. Though, one of her worst articles is still the one in which she outed Tim Drake. Disgusting.

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Top 5 Waynes?

1: Bruce Wayne

2: Alfred Pennyworth

3: Cassandra Cain

4: Dick Grayson

5: Tim Drake

- xoxo Vicki

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Top 5 Wayne scandals?

1: The excitement that was the night of Bruce Wayne’s 21st birthday. Still one of the best parties I’ve been to. Can’t remember much of it.

2: The illustrious affairs of Alfred Pennyworth

3: Jason Todd’s return from the dead.

4: The revelation that Bruce Wayne eats fast food with a knife and fork.

5: The shock discover of both of Bruce’s ‘hidden’ biological children.

- xoxo Vicki

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Ask me my "TOP 5" anything!

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Due to recent circumstances, I have been benched from writing any front page need. Instead, I’m set to devote my time to the advice columns so if you have any questions or anecdotes, feel free to tell me about them! As per my contract, I will still be promoting any big articles from the Gazette.

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Attention Gotham Teens!!!

Today is the fourth of July and why this may be a good holiday for some at can be a lot more difficult for some. I know how hard it can be hearing all the fireworks especially coming from Gotham. So if you apply to even just one of the above

-Need a place to avoid the noise

-Need/Want food

-Need a place to sleep for the night

-Want a place where you can be safe from anything from muggers to police

-Need anything from the free clinic we have set up curdicy of Wayne Enterprise and have Dr.Leslie Tompkins on hand

Then please feel free to come by the huge ass clock tower in the old part of Gotham, I know you guys all know what I mean. We will be proving food, water, masks, blankets, and other personal hygiene things you might need. If you need it, chances are we have it.

Huntress will be up in the loby to direct you guys, yes it is in the basement and I totally know how creepy that is but it’s the only way to keep the sound out, and to also keep any stray police officers away. I will also be downstairs with you along with Barbara Gordon, and some other vigilantes who are there for emotional support and just to be with you guys.

So please, feel free to stop by for anything you need. We are all ready to help with anything you need

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On behalf of Wayne Enterprises, I’d like to announce the beginnings of WE’s acquisition of The Gotham Gazette. All Gazette employees can expect full benefits within the next few months including a significant salary increase, expanded healthcare coverage (including paid maternity leave), and access to out student loan forgiveness program.

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After much arguing and fighting with my editor, I am finally able to share my expose on Lois Lane with the world. I stand by every single word I said.

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You’ve been attacking me and consistently being defamatory towards my character and my being. I would be perfectly happy to provide Mr Wayne with sources of such greviances if he is so inclined?

Leave my siblings the fuck alone and actually do your fucking job.

I am off work I can do what I want

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No, but it is public.

@oxox-metropolis-girl Incredible to see you here!! Using your creativity and originality to choose a blog name too! Though, I have to ask Lois; how did you spend pride month this year? It’s been a bit troublesome for everyone but I noticed a lack of articles from you last month! I hope everything is alright! xoxo - Vicki

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Lois, I’m concerned with your lack of professionalism. As an occasional colleague, I’m merely inquiring into your wellbeing and how you approach your job. Is that truly so terrible?

@oxox-metropolis-girl Incredible to see you here!! Using your creativity and originality to choose a blog name too! Though, I have to ask Lois; how did you spend pride month this year? It’s been a bit troublesome for everyone but I noticed a lack of articles from you last month! I hope everything is alright! xoxo - Vicki

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Tragically, being a journalist doesn’t pay enough for a defamation lawsuit.

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If you didn’t care then you wouldn’t have replied. 🙂

@oxox-metropolis-girl Incredible to see you here!! Using your creativity and originality to choose a blog name too! Though, I have to ask Lois; how did you spend pride month this year? It’s been a bit troublesome for everyone but I noticed a lack of articles from you last month! I hope everything is alright! xoxo - Vicki