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Someone noticed this about Riddle ☹️☹️☹️

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Twist characters (18+ please) reacting to their s/o saying “You're so crazy I think I wanna have your babies” excpt it's not a tiktok trend but jst something the user said

Warnings: Gn reader, short headcanons, a wee bit suggestive but not much, the characters may be a bit ooc.

Request: Yes.

Words: 1,148

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Trey Clover:

Almost dropped the tray of cookies he had been removing from the oven.

Swears his brain did a full recalibration as he sets the cookies down on the cooling rack.

"Now? I'm flattered you want to make me a father so soon but we're still in college. Let's wait a few more years, okay?"

His response was way calmer than what he was actually feeling.

Adjusts the glasses on his face to cover the growing redness blooming across his cheeks.

“Two or three children running around doesn't seem like such a bad thing to think about, however.” He said, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you back against him.

Cater Diamond:

Had been in the middle of taste testing a new Viral food to post on magicam. He choked-violently on the mouthful he had been in the middle of sampling.

Silently thanked the seven that he hadn't been live.

Red as a strawberry, he looked back at you, struggling for a moment to even formulate a sentence.

"Babycakes, what's this about? That's so out of context!"

Cater laughs nervously when you repeat that you'd like to have his Children.

"Ah Ah Ah! At least wait until we're out of college! we can practice for the making part tonight.”

Makes sure to cut out all of that while editing the video. Your mouth definitely isn't for the public.

Leona Kingscholar:

“Absolutely not.”

He doesn't even open his eyes or roll over from his nap. He just wraps his arms around you and pulls you against him further. He doesn't like Cheka but has to watch him at times anyways, wasn't that enough?

Despite having his eyes closed he could tell you were staring into his soul. “Herbivor, close your damn eyes.” He finally opens his own, looking down at you with a look of reluctant annoyance.

“And I'm not crazy.” He adds, tucking his face into your hair.

“Not even one?”

He opens an eye at your question, regarding you with a frown. “I’ll think about it.”

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil pauses from doing his nightly routine, glancing back at you bundled up in his bed through the mirror he was sitting in front of.

“I’m not sure whether I should focus on the fact you paired me with the words crazy, or the fact you want my children more.” He said after a moment, clearing his throat.

“Regardless,” He continued massaging the cleanser into his skin, “You could certainly work on that wording, little potato. Perhaps in a replacement you could've said: “You’re so pretty I want your babies.” or perhaps “You’re so handsome I want your babies.” Doesn't that sound more refined? I'm certainly not the crazy you describe.”

The entire talk shifts from babies to you calling him crazy for the entirety of his nightly skincare routine. Only after he'd settled down into bed with you did he turn to the topic of children.

“Regardless of the wording used we are both too young to have children just yet. Let's see what happens after we graduate.” He tucks a piece of hair behind your ear.

Rook Hunt:

He thinks it's the best idea in the world.

“Merveilleux! A wonderful suggestion indeed!” He cups your cheek and pressed a soft kiss to your lips.

“I am beyond grateful to know you are willing to take our relationship to the next pillar.” Rook continued on to lavish you in compliments in the form of poems more than they were sentences.

“How many little bestioles (critters) would you like? Four? Five?”

It's go big or go home when it comes to Rook. He wants to get started right away, if that's alright with you. The thought of family overruns any thought about still being in college.

Idia Shroud:

His face explodes in a shade of red that matches his hair that's also consequently turned a vibrant shade of red. The music indicating he'd died in his game blares through the silence of the room as he stares at you.

Only after a few moments had he found his voice. “E-... Eh? What?” Either he didn't believe what he'd heard or he simply couldn't fathom what he'd heard. You, wanting a kid with a loser like him? You had to have been joking, right?

Somehow the shock only runs deeper when you once again repeat what you'd said. He completely somehow ignores the crazy part of your words, focusing on the other half of the sentence.

“Ah… em we still have a long way to go until… until that point! B-But if you're still serious about it in the future..” He trails off, but between the both of you it's clear he wouldn't exactly mind a kid with you.

The fact you want his kid and called him crazy in the same sentence definitely kept him away just a little longer than usual that night.

Malleus Draconia:

At first he's genuinely rendered speechless. Malleus doesn't know if it's an insult, a flirtatious remark, or an outright proposal of marriage. It's somehow the most mind boggling thing you've said to him so far.

“I do not believe I am crazy..” He brings a hand up to his chin, as if seriously thinking about your words. “However if you want youngsters I can certainly make that happen under the circumstances we are wed.”

“Tell me, child of man, are you trying to wed me?”

He stares at you hard, absolutely expecting an honest answer. He genuinely doesn't know if he should be annoyed or horny by your sentence. Perhaps a bit of both mixed into a potent cocktail?

He does certainly believe you could've used a more polite term than to suggest he was crazy.

He will be speaking to Lilia about this later. Perhaps it was normal of humans to request such things.

Lilia Vanrouge:

“Khee hee are you trying to jump this old man's bones already?”

Lilia definitely finds you extremely amusing though. Him, crazy? Yeah a little bit perhaps.

If you're genuinely serious about children though Lilia would definitely have to think about it. For his age he is a bit old to bring another fae into the world. In his eyes, at least. For now though, he'll let that thought wait until you both are back in Briar Valley.

“Fufufu~ You're just precious, you know that?” He presses a soft kiss to your lips before nipping the bottom lip in a playful manner.

You'll notice however over the next few days he's looking at Silver and Malleus with a bit of nostalgia, as if thinking about back when they too were young and he would cradle them until they fell asleep.

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Watch anything interesting lately? (Looking for recommendations)

Watched Kpop Demon Hunters at like four am yesterday. Ngl the ending was kinda fast and breezed over a lot of things I think should have been mentioned or talked about. But other than that it was pretty good. I recommend it especially if you like kpop music. Not my type of music but it's definitely catchy and has a good best.

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Just a big brother trying to take care of his two reckless brothers

@linkeduniverse

Grabbing them from behind is the only way he has to save them from themselves.

Or maybe he just love to grab others like this

Who will be the next

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You are so obsessed with Loz Link lol it's all you've been reposting it feels like

He is such a cutie patootie <3

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Link's POV

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My boy...

Mira como masacraron a mi muchacho... :(

Héroe del tiempo, no te merecías ese destino 😔

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Puppy?

Puppy

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Kept seeing this trend and wanted to hop on it so um. Hi lu fandom 👋 first post!

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Will you be updating soon? I don't want to rush so plz don't take it that way!

I don't really know 😭

I would really like to but work has sped up recently because it's getting warmer out and it's been kicking my ass so by the time I get home I usually eat dinner and go to bed.

But as soon as I can I will write up something, promise!

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I see you scrolling 👀

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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter! 🐰

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.