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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

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bart: you got bags under your eyes

tim: its a… look that im going for

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I got sad so I made memes lol

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Kaldur: *taking a free sample for a second time* I am a robber and a fraud

Wally: *eating his twentieth free sample* And don’t forget incredibly morally corrupt

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The YJ prison episode summarized:

Icicle Jr: So you lied? This whole thing was a setup!? Is your name even Tommy🤨

Conner: No :/

Icicle Jr: But that’s the name I put on our friendship bracelets I made :(

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Wally: *says something*

Artemis:

Artemis: Come here

Wally: No

Artemis: Just come here

Wally: No, you’re gonna hit me

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Just a visit

Kaldur: *Visiting Mount Justice* Hello, I just came to-

Kaldur: *sees Superboy shoving Wally into the washing machine while Robin records and Artemis watches*

Kaldur: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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kaldur: Poseidon give me patience

wally: don't you mean 'give me strength'

kaldur: I did not

kaldur: if I asked for strength I would kill you all

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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.

Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’

Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’

Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’

Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’

Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’

Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’

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every friend group should include:

a bimbo,

a mean bisexual,

an even meaner lesbian,

she/theys

and he/theys,

a token straight that’s on thin ice,

an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized,

and a short king

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"you prayed for the courage of achilles but maybe you should have asked for his invulnerability" is such a great line and it was said by a brain in a rubbish bin

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I ascended to the atmosphere

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The best thing young justice ever did was make Robin just the weirdest little gremlin child

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I’m so ready for Batman to find out Jason’s alive in the next season of Young Justice so Flash can run into the speed force and get Wally cus he’s not gonna be the only one in the “my protégé/close family member is dead doing the job I trained them to do” club.

Seriously though, I feel like when they find Jason after the whole Conner debacle everyone is just gonna be in a “death isn’t real” mindset and figure out how to find Wally and bring him back home.

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For so long on Young Justice, the main focus has always been how whenever a member of the Team died, we’ve always centered on how the people closest to them have suffered the most because of their passing like Dick and Artemis for Wally and M’gann and Garfield for Conner.

I wonder how the mentors must feel when they lose their protege.

Batman lost Robin (Jason Todd)

Flash lost Kid Flash (Wally West)

Superman lost Superboy (Conner Kent)

The worst thing about each of these loses though is the fact they were also family. Batman lost one of his adoptive sons. Flash lost his nephew and for a time, Superman lost his brother. 

We never saw Batman’s reaction to Jason’s death, but poor Flash was there when Wally died and Superman was too late to save Conner.

It’s easy to forget how the mentors also lost their protegee’s and how they must have felt, blaming themselves and believing they failed them which is exactly how Superman felt when he thought Conner died. Although it’s really sad, it’s nice to see the how mentors were also shaken by these losses, showing how much they cared for them.

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i’m a flashspell apologist, yet i don’t rly fw wally west. yes, i exist. no, i don’t know how it’s even possible. but i’m working through it ok?

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my main opinion on the yj cartoon is that all the members of the og team are gay