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The thing people don't realize about Luffy is that he don't actually care that much about the one piece. Like yeah he need it to be the king of the pirates but THAT'S IT. Being king of the pirate is important to him just because it means being the freest person out there.

Luffy doesn't want to rule the seas or anything, he just want to be free and to accomplish his dream which we don't know yet (even if i have my personnal theory hehe).

That's why he hesitated when Chopper asked him if he would rather chase beatles over the one piece, because the treasure isn't that important, what really is, is the freedom that the status of pirate king bring to the one who possess it. And again as Luffy said, according to him being pirate king just mean being the freest person on the planet, which would allow him to accomplish his true dream.

We could go even further and say that he wouldn't necesseraly need to have this status to be the freest (COUGH COUGH GEAR 5...) and that the fact that he hesitated between bugs and the one piece proove that there is a part of him thinking he wouldn't need it to accomplish his dream but i don't wanna drag this longer than it already is.

ANYWAY Luffy is a cutie patootie and a terrifying mf, and we love him for that, ty for reading me have a nice day blablabla...

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Mini Loof !!!

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babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

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And he died, again...

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I bet Jensen Ackles has already asked if Misha can choke him for real at some point in the next season of The Boys 🥴

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Misha is gonna be in season 5 of the boys. This is NOT a drill. Vid from the official The Boys account on insta.

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*Rips out my internal organs and throw them at you, screaming at you to eat them to show me that im good in one way*

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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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Cass balls deep inside of Dean : h-hey we're best friends forever, right? you love me right? a-as a friend!!

Dean : *eyes rolled up and tongue lolling out*: nngggnnyessshhh

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I really don't understand how "without getting kudos or comments a fanfiction author is going to assume that people who clicked their fic didn't like it" became a controversial take.

I don't know why some people think an author should imagine, or guess that people who click their fic enjoyed it it when nobody is telling them that.

If you're re-reading a fic constantly, or leaving it up in your tab so that it re-loads every day for a hundred days the author is not going to know that unless you tell them. They'd love to hear it. It would make their day.

And if you don't tell them you liked their fic, there's no reason for them to assume you did.

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To the bedroom

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A little poem oabout religion and Dead Poet Society :

And as Neil Perry searched eyes that would be proud of him in the crowd,

the only thing he found was the devil,

promising revenge through his pupils,

angered that one can be fulfilled without passing a deal with him.

So the young man joined God to flee from the devil.

But a promise is a promise

So grief, and sorrow were the devil's revenge

Because there's simply no God that would take away his own child happiness.

Because there's simply no God that would break the love that two of his creation shared.

Because there's simply no God that would let a teacher, friends... And a lover, get this hurt, without doing anything.

Because if he let that happen, then there's simply no God.

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Zoro having period cramps but still training while using it to "surpass" himself (and he doesn't want to wash a pants so he's just training in underwear with blood dripping down his legs)

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things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men