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[anonomous1345]

Older brothers are too overprotective

USA: Mom! Did you know Canada legalized weed? You have to stop him!

France: (annoyed) Oh mon dieu! Plenty of other countries have done the same. Pays-Bas for example. You are clearly un imbecile. He’s an adult now!

USA: What is a Pays-Bas? 

France: (angry) You’re pronouncing it wrong! Ughh….your stupid father! Fine, it's the Netherlands!

USA: (confused) Netherlands? What’s that?

France: J’ai fini! I’m done! I’m actually kind of surprised you don’t know him, considering how close he is to Canada.

USA: Close?

France: Why yes. Canada protected the Dutch royal family back during WW2, and as thanks the Netherlands-

USA: Why would the Netherlands thank Canada? Shouldn’t Dutch do it?

France: How are you mon enfant? Dutch are what we call people from the Netherlands. Anyways, where was I? Oh ya, as thanks the Netherlands sends Canada flowers every year. Isn’t that cute?

USA: (Angry) Flowers? Every single year?

France: (Not phased) Oui, were you listening? 

USA leaves and points gun to Netherland’s head

USA: (angry) MY BROTHER IS OFF LIMITS!

Netherlands: (crying)

The end

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I'm bored, so I'll just recap a bunch of anime in less than 20 words each

My Hero Academia: Kid gets bullied so he eats a hair to become stronger than the bully

One Piece: Boy eats fruit to become rubber and wants to be king of the pirates. He makes this everyone's problem.

SpyxFamily: Spy marries an assassin and adopts a pink-haired telepathic daughter to save the world

Jujutsu Kaisen: Boy eats finger and gets possessed by a demon so he can fight curses.

Attack on Titan: Kid bites his hand to grow taller and fight other tall people. Eventually he tries to commit a genocide.

Death note: Teenager gets a new notebook and doesn’t write his name on the first page.

Demon slayer: Micheal Jackson kills a kid’s family and turns his little sister into a demon.

HunterxHunter: Don’t play rock-paper-scissors with a 12-year old. Also, avoid yo-yos and boys that look like girls.

Tokyo Ghoul: If your parents ask you why you don’t go on any dates, show them this anime.

Toradora: 2 teenagers attempt to get each other a date, they end up dating instead.

Kaguya-sama: Love is war: 2 nerd tsunderes make this romance anime WAY more complicated than it has to be (I still love it though)

Chainsaw Man: Boy consumes dead demon dog and becomes his boss' dog.

Bungo Stray Dogs: Man wants to kill himself but gets stopped by an orphan teenager. Also they’re all authors.

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I once got so bored in class I took a "what cell organelle are you?" quiz.

I got mitochondria, baby! The powerhouse of the cell!

I still think the nucleus is better

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Messing with incorrect quotes

Luffy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Nami: You're a hazard to society

Zoro: And a coward. DO TWENTY

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I love how it's canon that Apollo's aware of who his kids are dating and seems pretty protective of his kids. Like right here he's kind of wondering "is Nico even good enough for my little boy?". Idk, I just wanted to share something kind of wholesome as my first ever tumblr post.