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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

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i hate this weird trend in fandom where subtext is seen as a Bad Thing and is only done if the creators are too cowardly to commit to showing something. i hate to break it to you but nuance and layers are what make stories interesting, if you have no subtext then you have a very flat story

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Und Deshalb haben die auch immernoch "Wir übernehmen jeden Fall" als deren Motto, nicht weil die so krank dahinter stehen (außer maybe Justus), sondern weil sie es nicht ändern können lol

Mein Drei ??? Headcanon ist, dass einer der Jungs (entweder Bob oder Justus) ein Tag nach der Gründung der drei ??? total übereifrig im Glauben an deren vielen Aufträge 10 000 Visitenkarten für die drei in Auftag gegeben hat und die Jungs deshalb jeder Person ne Karte in die Hand drücken, weil die diese Karten schon seit fast 10 Jahren haben und sie immernoch nicht losgeworden sind

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Dick is a fucking millennial in a family full of gen z godbless him

(also, opinions on the font?)

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Mein Drei ??? Headcanon ist, dass einer der Jungs (entweder Bob oder Justus) ein Tag nach der Gründung der drei ??? total übereifrig im Glauben an deren vielen Aufträge 10 000 Visitenkarten für die drei in Auftag gegeben hat und die Jungs deshalb jeder Person ne Karte in die Hand drücken, weil die diese Karten schon seit fast 10 Jahren haben und sie immernoch nicht losgeworden sind

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I drew @an-entity-i-think 's post

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Everyone’s like, “Dick’s traumatized from his heart stopping in Forever Evil, he deserves to have his family validate that and say it still counts as dying!”

But…I feel like Dick wouldn’t want to hear it, wouldn’t want to believe it counts. Not just because he’s insistent that he’s fine, but…

Years ago, he beat the Joker until his heart stopped, but Bruce revived the Joker so it “didn’t count.” Dick has been clinging to that “didn’t count.” He needs to have not broken the no-kill rule.

So if his family tells him that his own heart stopping counts as dying, what he’s going to hear is that he killed the Joker all those years ago. And I mean, that’s really difficult for him to accept.

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What if Jason did the whole shtick of "wow another Robin huh? You'd think the old bats would think better of it after the last one kicked it" and then Tim is dead faced pissed and punches him in the face and goes "Don't ever talk about my dead girlfriend like that again" and Jason's just bluescreens cause wat

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Reverse Robin's so Tim can get Jason's trauma: boring, overdone, lazy work, disservice to both Tim and Jason as characters

Reverse Robin's so preadolescent Jason can terrorize kid Dick with photoshopped pictures of Slenderman: innovative, never done before, talented, show stopping

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Tim: You have a face

Bernard: Yes, I do

Tim: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face

Bernard: Thanks, I guess

Tim: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

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Batfam as Tiktok comments

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The Batfam but as my stupidest injuries

Bruce: broke his nose playing blindfolded hide and seek with the kids

Dick: under estimated how close a tree was and cartwheeled directly into it

Jason: dropped a medicine ball weight directly on his head while doing squats and got a concussion

Tim: fell all the way down a staircase while running to see a cat

Damian: cut his face open on a rusty swingset after a trick gone wrong

Duke: badly sprained his ankle, jumping off something on a dare

Cass: fell off scaffolding set piece during a performance

Barbara: burnt her hand making bacon when someone else accidentally hit the pan

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Reverse Robins! Follow up to this comic where Robin!Jason meets a certain someone...

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Clarifications:

If you don't know the exact number you've read just go with your best guess

Comics here refers to single issues, not collected trade paperbacks. For instance, the Under the Red Hood trade is 14 issues.

WFA is a non canon webcomic, not a traditionally published comic, so it goes in a separate category.

Comics don't have to be Batfam focused, just from DC.

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