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Fucking Calendarman broke my hand

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Rip to Gotham’s vigilantes, thunderstorms are bitch 😔

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Dr. Crane:

Me:

Dr. Crane:

Me:

Dr. Crane: ???

Me: How the fuck did you make a gas cause people to go into PSH

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As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

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Bro working at Arkham is weird because one day you’re being held hostage by the riddler, and the next you’re learning about the etymology of dates…

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... I thought you were talking about the platypus

……Perry has to be short for something right? But no one at the Planet seems to know what Perry White’s name is?!!??

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@inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man your from keystone right? Anything going on down there?

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

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Wasn’t ‘haven once a nuclear waste land? Besides not even gothamites like to go into Blüdhaven it’s more crime ridden then here!

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

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@justanerd1 is right it’s definitely metropolis. @supersecrets you’re talking about your own city fam

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

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I think it’s funny how every other city thinks Gothamites are stoic, and cold, like no babe we call our protector a furry.

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You get the stuff for the cake?

I'm gonna go to the store at night alone in gotham because I want to make cake again let's hope I don't get fucking murdered

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@reddd-robin-yummm coffee preferences? Got a bad feeling ‘bout tomorrow

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A DC ROLEPLAYING BLOG SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU

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Bruce Wayne may be Rich and all But he’s Never gonna Be as rich or as cool as Scrooge McDuck

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Everyone fucking praises Superman but like do you know how much property damage he causes?

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I feel targeted.

Let’s be honest, Gothamites would do zilch differently for COVID-19. They’re already used to having gas masks for Scarecrow and coming home and scrubbing off from Poison Ivy. Keeping their distance from other people is standard operating procedure, because other people are probably some cuckoo supervillain in disguise.

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I once saw red hood reading to kids in crime ally.

don’t you love it when red hood breaks into your house and judges your choice of books