#rouges

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: The Dead Man at the Diner

Danny has a hard time maintaining regular jobs. At this point he’s pretty much nocturnal after years of being attacked at night, and possibly just part of his ghostly nature. He’s odd, and a basic google search brings up various news articles about him getting into fist fights with the mayor of a small town. He barely passed high school and college was out of the question, so who in their right mind would hire him?

What’s a job that would work with his odd hours, doesn’t require a college education, and a possible criminal record and a tendency to be ready to throw down is NOT an issue?

Danny is a cook at a 24hour Diner in Gotham

The man just needs to be able to flip a burger and make breakfast food and doesn’t mind a gun in the face because he’s well used to it. So what if the robber was dumb enough to pull that shit next to the fryer. If he didn’t want something to end up extra crispy he should have stayed out of Danny’s kitchen

Just think of all the folks he would meet.

Sure, the vigilantes of the city would be obvious and you can’t tell me spoiler isn’t dragging folks there to eat. Maybe they notice some weird things about the cook, like he doesn’t breath, his eyes reflect light like an animal’s, or the time he accidentally cut off a finger and it was fine the next day, or maybe the time a robber shot him and he just... didn’t react

Something is weird about that guy

And of course the person I think would love a jersey style diner breakfast at all hours: Harley Quinn

Technically she’s not supposed to bring the hyenas in, health code and all that, but everyone else is to freaked out to tell her and Danny doesn’t care. Frankly he spends his break petting them and they like him because he smells like food.

[thatflatenedfrogontheroad]

For those who it may concern . . . I will be refusing to answer any other questions at this moment

[kotalketz]

HEY HEY HEY!!!!! ROUGES LANYARDS ARE NOW UP ON MY STORE!

[linxrouge4life]

No one can tell me that this isnt them:

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

(Impulse fighting Barry's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, so what's your gimmick?

Golden Glider: "Gimmick?"

Impulse: Yeah, like what're your guys' thing?

Golden Glider: Well, I guess I'd say I'm the pretty one.

Impulse: Eh, six out of ten.

Golden Glider: You sassy bitch.

Impulse: (looks at Mirror Master) That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.

Mirror Master: I can travel through reflective surfaces!

Impulse: Spectacular. (looks at Heat Wave) And that no doubt makes you the big, tough, stupid one.

Heat Wave: You take that back, or I'll kill you!

Impulse: Alright, fine! You're not tough!

Heat Wave: That's better...! HEY!

(Impulse fighting Wally's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, I think I've got this one down; (looks at Magenta) Pretty one. (looks at Girder) Stupid one. (looks at Murmur) One with weird power.

Girder: Oi! I appreciate that! Though, I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Magenta: And my power is not that weird!

Murmur: (muffled disagreement)

Impulse: ... okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

[myds-little-corner]

[artoutoftheblue]

Unfortunately I could not do the computer. However, I could do Blue Moon, so that's who I replaced it with. I can see Bluemoon being a very large cat, like a Maine Coon maybe. Also funnily enough, Bluemoon is also a valid cat name, though I imagine he only got the prefix "Blue" because of his blue eye

I'm not sure if cannibal cats would even be a thing in warriors, but I do remember a debate about one of the canon cats being one. Even if it was proven wrong

@amphiptere-art

[children-of-arkham]

I found this Riddler bingo so here it is.

[jaxxsoxxn]

That one scene from Hercules the Disney movie

Captain cold : I can’t believe you’re getting so walked up about some hero

Captain boomerang : this one is different. He’s honest and sweet. Captain cold : oh please 

Captain boomerang : he would never do anything to hurt me 

Captain cold : he’s the flash 

No, 'cause Boomer is probably so defensive about it. Cold would rather die than admit he cares, but he saw how Speedster can and will fuck you up, so whenever the two r just chilling around him, he gets full-on nitpicky.

Because of Flash's speed healing, I honestly doubt he has a lot of scars, especially from Digger, but the other way around? It's never anything too dangerous, usually a smaller cut that healed badly in the prison or something alike, but he has more than many scars from our fav Speedster. It's nothing that's too noticeable usually and his biggest harm was breaking his nose once or twice, which with how many times it was broken already makes it less than worth noting...

...for anyone, but Leonard Snart himself and his picky nature. Does he intend to make Flash feel bad with his snarky comments? Not exactly, but he's happy with it, even if they won't break up. Golden Glider absolutely adores it and tries her best to comfort Digger by saying "It's just in his big brother nature", but she's also not sure about what Flash wants from this relationship.

I wrote before that the JLA would need some time to understand that Digger is dating him without a second reason, but the Rouges? Some of them would eventually accept that Captain Boomerang and The Flash are dating just because they like each other and no-one is planning on changing their sides, even if Boomer is already on the grey-ish spectrum (tho most Rouges enjoy being on the grey-ish spectrum), some of them would never understand.

Trickster, for one, adores the fact that he can now hang out with the Flasher and just fool around! He's pretty fond of it and Boomer looks 100 times happier than before, so he's okay with it as long as it won't mess up anything.

Mirror Motherfucker- I mean, Master likes that he can annoy Barry more, but his fun is usually cut short because if there's one thing this man can do, it's running. The second Boomer is ready for their date or just happy to get somewhere else, he disappears. Him and Mirror boy ain't becoming besties any time soon, sadly. Lisa, who adores M&M(s), is a little sad because of it.

I feel like Captain Cold could warm up to the idea- (haha, get it?) but over all, he would not be a fan. You can see your totally-not-friend get his ass handed by a guy this many times before not trusting him with said totally-not-friend.

Weather Wizard would take a hot moment to warm up to the Speedster, but in the end, he'd be happy for the two (CC: Et tu, Mark?). He is the one and probably only Rouge that is willing to listen to Digger's rants about speedy. He's not trusting Barry per se, but he's not unhappy about the two together - even if there's no gain for him in it.

Golden Glider, a sour sweetheart she is, acts way more happily about it than she is - if she'll learn that Mark gets the juicy info from Digi, she's silently seething. Might be a little too much like her brother sometimes...

Heatwave, gods bless him, is slightly bitter about the fact that the Suicide Squad knows before them. Like, what do you mean people that kidnapped you know before us, your friend- he means, coworkers! He sulks a little, but as he's pretty happy for Digger, he is not as happy for Flash.

Also, a lil thing:

(expect possible ColdWeather/Hail aka CC x WW in the closest future <3 bc i lov 'em

Also the chatfic will happen!! I'll post the link to it, bc this mf is going to be on ao3, sorry <3 ships expected: Boomerflash, HarleyIvy, Flag x Deadshot for fun, Mirror Master x Golden Glider possibly, ColdWeather/Hail probably

It will be a chiller, easy to read and write ff! More info later <3)

[sophswritingthings]

Longstar AU — Chapter Fifteen

   “Ravenpaw!”

   Longtail lifted his head, herbs clenched in his jaw. A small smile crept across his face at the sight of the small, large eared black and white tom at the entrance.

   “It’s been a while!” Firestar beamed, flicking his tail. “How are you and Barley doing?”

   “It’s been really good.” Ravenpaw mewed with a smile. Longtail placed the herbs down at Leafpaw's paws, the she-cat nodding in a “thank you”. He nodded, dipping his head to the medicine cat. He turned, approaching the tom’s. “Longtail, I was wondering where you were! Deputy, huh?”

   “Yeah.” Longtail mewed.

   “What happened to you?” Ravenpaw cocked his head, “Your eyes are all scarred up.”

   “I.. got attacked by a rabbit.” Longtail flattened his ears, “I can’t see as well as I used to, but it’s enough.”

   “And he remained deputy despite it.” Firestar flicked his tail across the tom's flank, “Nothing'll change that.”

   “Well, good.” Ravenpaw mewed, “I did want to ask if maybe you wanted to come to the barn sometime, Firestar, Longtail. Barley and I.. we’ve adopted kits recently.”

   “That’s wonderful!” Firestar purred, “What are their names?”

   “Juniper and Thrush.” Ravenpaw purred back.

   “I'd love to meet my nieces are nephews,” Longtail flicked his tail. “And I would think you would come and meet yours soon, too?”

   “Oh?” Ravenpaw cocked his head, “Are you expecting kits Longtail?” The black and white tom joked, twitching his whiskers.

   “Oh, be quiet,” Longtail rolled his eyes. “My mate Blizzardspots is.”

   “Than of course I will.” Ravenpaw flicked his tail, “Where is she, exactly? I'd like to meet her.”

   “Inside the nursery. I think Brambleclaw was bringing them prey,” Longtail flicked his tail toward the nursery. Ravenpaw nodded, padding past them toward the clan nursery. “He seems to be doing well.”

   “Of course he is.” Firestar replied, “Barley and Ravenpaw can keep their own out there. Obviously, seeing as they’ve expanded their little family.”

   “Mhm.” Longtail hummed, glancing at his leader.

   “Is something on your mind, Longtail?” Firestar prompted.

   “Yes, actually.” Longtail lowered his voice, “Last night I found Brambleclaw sneaking out of the camp. He said StarClan had willed him to meet with cats from other clans, at Fourtrees. And Squirrelpaw followed them, but I dealt with her,” He flicked his tail. “So, what do we do?”

   “I trust Brambleclaw as a warrior, much more than I did his father,” Firestar flattened his ears. “Of course I do, he was my apprentice. We'll have a chat to see if all this is true or not.” Longtail nodded, “Who we’re the other cats?”

   “Stormfur and Feathertail from RiverClan. Tawnyfang from ShadowClan and Crowpaw from WindClan.” Longtail replied.

   “Graystripe's kits? And Brambleclaw's sister, too.” Firestar murmured, staring at his shifting paws. “Grab Brambleclaw for me so we can talk about this.” The orange tabby tom turned into his den, disappearing behind the lichen curtains.

   “Brambleclaw!” Longtail yelped across camp, the dark tabby tom appearing from beside the nursery. Ravenpaw followed, Longtail's eyes narrowing. He padded up to him. “Firestar wants to talk.”

   His ears flattened, “O-okay.”

   Side by side, Brambleclaw and Longtail padded into the leaders den. They settled across from one another, eyes narrowed slightly.

   “Longtail told me about last night.” Firestar began, “I’m sure you had your reasons, Brambleclaw. But I would like to know why I wasn't, or Longtail wasn’t, informed about these dreams. Or at the very least Cinderpath and Leafpaw.”

   “.. You’ve had a lot on your mind. I didn’t want to bother,” Brambleclaw sighed, “And I didn’t think you would understand, or let me go..”

   “I’ve had my run ins with StarClan, Brambleclaw.” The leaders whiskers twitched gently. “As a warrior and now as a leader I have a strong connection with them. I understand their commands and their wills, if we had spoken about it we could have figured this out.”

   “.. I see that now.” His amber gaze glanced at Longtail. “I’m sorry I didn’t say anything, Firestar.”

   “As you should be.” Firestar narrowed his eyes a bit. “Have you received any dreams since?”

   “Yes.” He mewed, “A dream of a sandy, water filled place. The sun was setting in the background.. and there was a large shadow against the sun. It looked something of a badger.”

   “Hm.” Firestar hummed, “I’m.. not sure.”

   “Maybe have a chat with Cinderpath and Leafpaw,” Longtail put in. “They are trained in StarClan. They can interpret the dream much better than we can.”

   “I agree,” Firestar smiled. “I'll speak with you when I have an idea, Brambleclaw. Your dismissed.”

   “Thank you.” He murmured, dipping his head and turning out of the den.

   “What if something bad is coming, Firestar?” Longtail mewed, flattening his ears. Really, he was thinking of his future kits, and mate.

   “Relax, Longtail,” Firestar brushed his tail across his deputies side. “You're about to become a father, your going to be on edge. Trust me, I lived it. I’m sure these dreams have an explanation, and we'll be fine.”

   “.. If you say so.”

[omnipotentfool]

Jonathan crane finding his s/o drunk? Lmao

Jonathan Crane finding his s/o drunk

Jonathan has never tolerated drunk people to well, but he took you out

very helpful, he'll help you walk, hold your hair back if its too long, tuck you in

usually Jonathan doesnt mind hugs or kisses usually but if your drunk he generally avoids it, it feels like hes taking advantage of you

After that night, when you're hungover you may wake up alone with some pain pills and water. But Jonathan isn't too far away, he's just making some breakfast.

If he can't move you to your house and you're stuck in a party or meeting, he's extremely protective. He's dealt with a few girls in the aftermath of some stupid frat parties, and would hate for anything to happen to you (or anyone in general)

[thatflatenedfrogontheroad]

I made a tier list...

please make your own!! I need to see boomer nations opinions on our man!!!! I know the tiers are actually so vile so change them if you desire :)))

OK so my quick blurb on why they are their!! (working worst to best)

28. Identity Crisis #5 - HE WOULD KILL ME FOR THE FUN OF IT. It did bring about the most random rivalry between Tim drake’s fandom and boomer's which is very funny

27. Black Lantern - Oh no… he's back… like a boomerang. Ate his own son... RIP…. L skill issue

26. Sliver Age - Would actually call me a slur and say that I don't deserve rights. He would hate crime me and then solicit me for sex. He looks like he's wearing a dress… what a pretty lady.

25. Flash TV Show - EWWWWWWWW, he though he ate...

24. DC Online - He looks like he would punch me in face at a NYC bus stop

23. White Lantern - Don't look at me like that… stop. He's back from the dead like a boomerang?? Something about most of the New 52 boomerangs don't hit the same. the bride all in white :’)

22. Young Justice - Gave me the ick. You might be thinking... he looks identical to SS hell to pay, why is he down here?? Great question… HE WAS SO CREEPY TO ONE OF THE GIRLS IN YOUNG JUSTICE….. WHO IS A MINOR!

21. Injustice Movie - Just because your in the background… doesn't save you from this list!!!

20. New 52 - Ok he's kinda hot if you look through your peripherals…Why are you wearing skinny jeans… you millennial

19. Harley Quinn TV Show - He's fine… just fine. “We’ll stack out bingo… Boomer loves an older woman” NO HE MUST LOVE ME! I AM VERY VERY MATURE FOR MY AGE

18. Flash: Sins of the Father - Can you please stop talking in the 3rd person… you are starting to sound crazy.

17. Most Wanted - I know jack shit about him. That's probably because he is barely in a comic issues THATS NAMED AFTER HIM!

16. Flash Point Paradox - His fight scene actually ate. I'm a sucker for Boomer being with the Rogues. If cyborg can take his belt off… so can I

15. Suicide Squad 2021 - Wow they somehow gave him even less lines than his first movie. 1. He doesnt look like boomer. 2. His accent is so bad… and hes AUSTRALIAN 3. His acting low key kinda mid 4. They killed off two of the only OG suicide squad members they had on the cast 5. He dies in the first 20min and in the most disrespectful way

14. Suicide Squad 2016 - The only good thing to come from this man is the fanfiction he brought. THIS FUCKING MOVIE MADE HIM A CANON BRONY WHICH I CAN NOT FORGIVE. GET THIS OUT OF MY SMUT BEFORE FREAK THE FUCK OUT >:( Fuck him and pinky too, you son of a bitch!!!! (its not that serious lol... i just want him to stop fucking a toy horse... please guys)

13. This Goober Alien Guy - I know nothing. He just kinda showed up… and I'm not mad just a little confused. He looks like he needs a hot chocolate and a hug :)))) 

12. Lego Batman Movie - Low key an icon. What I would do to get my hands on one of these sets… I would come close to killing someone for it

11. DC Lego Super Villains - If he wasn't Lego I would propose (Shane Dawson style) Once again what I would do for the very discontinued Lego set tie in…

10. Batman: Brave and The Bold - Those cheekbones could cut someone. Why are you wear a mini skirt… take it off ;)

9. Suicide Squad (comic) - Yes I know he was drinking and driving but he's not real so it doesn't count!!! The beginning of the Boomer Mobile! THE GAP TOOTH DUDE!

8. Justice League Unlimited S1 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ok the hairline is… bad…. But so is mine twin!! I LOVE THAT THEY GAVE HIM PROPER CLOTHES AND NOT RAGS DUDE

7. Agent of Oz - is this picture is my school profile pic...yes… and??HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD AND IM GIGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Stjepan Sejic's Boomer - Choke hold and choke me...  I want to hear his voice but he can't break his mewing streak…The ungodly things I would let him do to me

5. Dark: Apocalypse War - Constantine! Boomer! GIRLS! GIRLS!! ILL SLEEP WITH BOTH OF YOU!!! I was not expecting him in this movie so I started to freak out when he showed up DUDE. PLEASE LET ME SIT ON IT

4. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay - I'm a ride he wouldn't survive… I DONT HAVE WORDS TO DECRIBE HOW I FEEL DUDE… I WOULD DO ANYTHING HE ASKED FOR NO JOKE. Dead on the floor

3. Justice League Unlimited S2 - The glow up in REAL... had me on my hands and knees as a 3rd grader… and still on my knees today. I have never wanted someone to fuck me in the back alleyway of a shit bar so bad in my life

2. Batman: Assault on Arkham - The one that started it all… he is the reason I am this way. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom BUT GREG ELLIS IS PUBLIC ENIME NUMDER ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

AND THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!! WE ALL SAW IT COMING

1. Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League - I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!!!! He has it all, the face, the VOICE, the look, the character!!!!! It is hands down the most consistently good representation of captain boomerang out their… and its canon that's he has a big dick :D I would sell my first born to get one night…

Thank you all for reading this word vom, I am sick in the head <3

if any of the comic issues are off or something please let me know :)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make your our and tag me!! i need to see them <3<3<3

[shinishmermaid]

Not sure if it was intentional, but Pied Piper's surname being Rathaway- rat away is really cool

[linxrouge4life]

I drew what I belive this is what Eddie feels like after Catwoman's revenge:

Original photo:

[dndtreasury]

Fabulous Wig

[eeve06]

Maybe they are happy in another Earth