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Fics where Batman's identity gets revealed with his death and the robins just keep on doing their shit are so funny.

Tim Drake at his CEO job like: yes, our father Bruce Wayne was batman. No, none of us know the identities of his associates that have our exact built and haircuts. No further questions.

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no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

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so I do think travis was just pretending to be possessed by the ghost of jackie to distract shauna. but in a way that's even funnier because that means he just made an educated guess about the slumber party make-outs and possibly still struck gold anyways.

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My new religion

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The guests when the host is openly flirting with his wife's assistant but the wife is nowhere to be seen:

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One thing I love about Netflix's Sirens (2025) is that they actually explore the hard choices that are made to escape poverty and dysfunctional families. I felt so much for Devon when she said that she knew what was happening to Simone, but she chose to stay away because she was so desperate to be free from the situation. Even Simone and the ending, without her job, she literally had nothing. She would have to go back to that house, her dad, and know what it's like on the other side but be forced to stay below the line.

It's refreshing to have such a true reflection of what poverty does to people and how it can feel impossible to escape it. So of course, when the opportunity presents itself, it truly feels like your one chance to get out, and to turn it away? It feels like a true death sentence.

Anyways, I just appreciate the story Sirens was going for, and it really spoke to me in regards to how impossible it can feel to leave a bad situation - family or living.

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Rip the hottest yellow jacket

Yellowjackets (2021-). MQP - Most Quotable Player.

@yellowjacketsweek day 04 - favorite quotes/moments

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also the way shauna declared that they actually had so much fun out there immediately juxtaposed with the others clearly crying while they're eating and conspiring behind shauna's back to get rescue. like no girlie that was just you

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I knew Mari wasn't going to make it bc if she had lived my girl would NOT have respected their pact. she would have written books, would go on talk shows calling Shauna shanibal lecter, she would have been a Tonya harding type of celebrity and I love that for her.

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I ♡ my dead fem lesbians

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misty whenever nat ignores her for a bit too long: hmm idk i might talk to this reporter that's been on my tail. maybe HE will want to go see sweeney todd with me :)

nat: oh fuck youuuu. fuck you. [drives across the country to go see sweeney todd with her]

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Netflix's Sirens asks an important question: What if Kevin Bacon was actually Henry the 8th?

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I’m obsessed with her character and I don’t care that it’s a limited series, I’m praying on a season 2.

MILLY ALCOCK as SIMONE DEWITT  | SIRENS (2025)