Do not underestimate my body's willingness to screw me over
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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My little sister is a high-school freshmen and just started getting really into reading. She looked through my books and picked out Looking For Alaska.
I fear this is a canon event.
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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#blorbo#comfort character#fandom#fandoms#writer#writers#writing#writeblr#comfort characters#prompts#prompt#tropes#trope#whump#angst#whumpblr#< prev tags
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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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Edwin wanted so badly to be fussed over after he burned his hand in ep1, so I figured I'd grant him that.
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"Oh. Iron bars. Careless, really."
As Crystal read the shoes, Charles walked up to Edwin. "Oi. Let me see your hand."
"My hand is fine."
Charles glared at him, then reached out and grabbed his wrist. Edwin hissed in pain. "See? You're not fine." The burns covered most of his fingers and part of his palm. "You did that on purpose."
"Did what, get the shoes?"
"Don't. Don't do that." Charles released Edwin's hand and dug around in his backpack for a moment, pulling out a small bottle. "Alright, hold your hand out."
Edwin looked at the bottle skeptically.
"It's a salve. Just give me your hand." Edwin did, and Charles carefully applied the salve to the wound. "Look, I get it," he said as he worked. "You're angry about Crystal hanging around. But it's not like I'm replacing you. As soon as she gets her memories back, it'll be you and me. Business as usual, yeah?"
"You're not going to ask her to stay? Since you seem to like her attention so much."
Charles fought the urge to roll his eyes. "She's cool, and yeah, she's pretty fit. But she's not you. You'll always come first. You know that, don't you?"
Edwin paused for a moment. When he spoke, his tone had softened considerably. "I… appreciate being reminded, every now and then."
"Well then, consider this your reminder." Charles put the cap on the bottle and dropped it into his backpack. "Where are your gloves?"
Edwin pulled them out of his pocket, and Charles carefully helped him slide his wounded hand into one.
"There, that should do it."
"Thank you, Charles."
Charles smiled. "You're welcome."
"Hey!" Crystal called. "I got something."
Edwin took a step back from Charles, and the moment was over.
#edwin can have a little charles being worried about him#as a treat#fanfic#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#charles rowland#edwin payne#< prev tags
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