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bee-fries · 8 months
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When they know you well enough you don't gotta pretend to be "nice"
Me: "Am I a good friend?"
Friend: "... Yeah? Why?"
Me: "I forgot to be nice."
Friend: "I know. You're okay. I can tell when you're actually being an asshole."
Me: *Cries in spectrum*
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bee-fries · 8 months
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Sir- I'm Dyslexic
Me: *typing up a paper*
Dad: *looks over my shoulder* Wow. That's a lot of spelling errors.
Me: That's why spellcheck exists.
Dad: You need to learn to write without a spellcheck.
Me: *holds in years of rage to not get in trouble* It's just hard for me.
Dad: Life is hard. Get used to it.
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bee-fries · 10 months
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um
are they related????
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bee-fries · 1 year
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I get the point but honest to god the second one is so funny
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bee-fries · 1 year
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... so
I write stuff
here you go: Bee_Fries | Archive of Our Own
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bee-fries · 1 year
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This is beautiful
unholy amalgamation:
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bee-fries · 1 year
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Spooky Month
IT'S SPOOKY MONTH YA'LL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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bee-fries · 1 year
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What is pain but endless self-torture?
i'm literally writing rn and all i can think about is how later in the story this bitch gon get her mental health broken and beaten to a pulp.
i love this character
i am excited for the pain
why am i like this
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bee-fries · 1 year
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when you have to take the test over and over to confirm you actually autistic and not faking it
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bee-fries · 1 year
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B E A R W I T N E S S
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bee-fries · 1 year
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This is awsome. Reblog always.
Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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bee-fries · 1 year
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Autistic McDonalds???????
So I was just in a bigger city than I'm used to (I live in a tiny town where no matter where you go you'll find someone you know) and we only have like 2 Mickey D's and they're both really basic. Counter. Two stands for socially awkward people and a bunch of basic, white tables with nothing interesting on the walls.
HOWEVER WHEN I STEPPED INTO THIS MICKEY D'S LEMME TELL YOU
There was no counter to order with a human (my, there were two stands to order at that had a FUCKING DOPE ASS MONTAGE OF MICKEY D'S IN FILM AND TV) and the walls were super interesting to look at and were also tactile-ly (fml idk) pleasing.
THEY ALSO HAD A LIGHT UP TABLE THAT CHANGED COLORS AS YOU TAPPED THE LITTLE INDIVIDUAL LIGHTS!!!!!
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bee-fries · 1 year
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100 likes! lolol nice ((:
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bee-fries · 1 year
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me lol
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WOLTISTIC
(wolf + autistic) a flag for autistic people who love wolves
-this flag is exclusive to autistic people
-anyone can like, reblog and share
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bee-fries · 1 year
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"I love you."
Maybe it's just because I'm aroace or maybe I'm just weird, but I can tell my friends that I love them. Like without a thought. And they're usually really startled when I do it. Is this normal??? Do people just go around making awkward smiles and avoiding three little words at all costs??? Like bro. Love your homies, their friendship is eternal.
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