#incorrect drarry

[handledwithgloves]

*both in disguise to hide from the gen pub suddenly running into each other*

harry, internally: impeccable posture, straight as a rod like he’s hiding something, feet angled outward at a near 45 degree angle, hands neatly clasped behind his back…

draco, internally: terrible posture, hunched shoulder like hes trying to hide, hands tucked halfway into his front pockets, brows furrowed about 10 to 15 percent…

harry, internally: *scoff* its clearly malfoy

draco, internally: *scoff* its clearly potter

both: as long as he doesn’t know…

harry: hello :)

draco: good evening :)

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

Kingsley: Auror Potter, you’ve been called here today due to several reports of inappropriate behaviour with one (1) Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.

Draco: (under his breath) Guilty.

Harry: (slides marriage certificate across the desk)

Kingsley: . . .

Kingsley: Get out of my office.

[beeesworld]

Draco: So, you have a date?

Harry: Yes, I have a date.

Draco:

Draco: He sounds ugly.

[lunar-serpentinite]

draco : i have a special place in potter's life

harry : constant headache ?

draco : no, ✨ character development ✨

harry : so i develop better taste after i had the misfortune of meeting you ?

draco : ...

draco : >:(

[remusfinglupin]

Harry: (being interviewed) What three words would I use to describe Draco Malfoy? White, blonde, and British.

[mairon-goth-minion]

Barty, disguised as Moody, seeing Harry and Draco, getting flashbacks from pre-relationship jegulus: oh no. oh nonono. i am not going through this again. FUCK.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So the thing is, I’m kind of crushing on someone right now, but I’m afraid to tell you guys, because you’re not gonna like it

Hermione: Just say it, Harry, rip off the bandaid

Harry: It’s Malfoy

Ron: Put the bandaid back on

[safe-is-with-me]

Harry: When Draco is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help *sound of glass shattering in the other room* Harry: It doesn't always work though

[handledwithgloves]

what (really) happened at malfoy manor

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

[gryfferin-gaybies]

Draco: *walks by*

Harry: I'd hit that

Hermione: I know you don't like him Harry but violence is never the answer

Harry: right yeah violence...that's what I meant...I'd hit that with my fists

[rimarkka]

Draco: huh, Pottah, can’t find a girlfriend for the ball?

Harry: shut up, you’re probably without a partner too

Draco: for your information, I can ask anyone and they’ll agree

Harry: really? why don’t you ask me then?

Draco: why don’t you ask me by yourself, Potter?

Harry: scared, Malfoy?

Draco: you wish, Pottah

Harry: pff, meet you at 5

Draco: wear something white so that we match, it shouldn't be hard for you

Harry: fine

Draco: fine

Ron: I’m not fine…

[lunar-serpentinite]

draco: ill take care of you

harry: but it's rotten work

draco: well yeah duh but have you considered i won every annual How Well Do You Know Potter contest in the hogwarts potter forum for the entire time we've been in school

harry: the what now

[imlilmisscomplicated]

• incorrect Harry Potter quotes •

Draco: What are you in the mood for?

Harry: World domination.

Draco: That's a bit ambitious.

Harry: You are my world.

Draco: Aww...

Harry:

Draco:

Harry:

Draco: OH.

[itsmyfix]

Draco: *preening in the mirror*

Draco: Harry, you were so right about muggle clothing. They’re really onto something with this whole Athleisure business. I went to this cute little shop called LuLu’s Lemons and-

Draco: Harry?

Harry: *salivating at Draco’s ass in yoga pants and a tight crop top*

Draco: Harry, are you even listening to me? I was saying-

*1 hour later*

Harry: Sorry, love, what were you saying?

Draco: *incoherent mumble*

Harry: Yeah those new clothes do look pretty good on you, but I think the floor wears them better

Draco: *muffled whimper*