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He definitely had a fandom of simps calling him a 'blue eyed beauty.' It's canon in my head now.

So when Hermione became minister of magic, one of the first things she does is try and integrate muggle norms into standard wizarding society, e.g social media. So she posts a harmless picture of herself and the most highly regarded ministry officials with a bunch of political stuff underneath.

But now none of them - Hermione, the other ministry workers, any of the Weasley family - are quite sure how to react to or deal with the fact that Percy now has a very global fandom of simps. Or how to tell him, for that matter.

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Percy Weasley had a sleeper build and knew how to threw a punch. Like you can't change my mind

Since he was 6,3 (according to google) all the muscle in his body gets distributed differently cause if his height. And I would like to think that this would result in a sleeper build. This man had to raise his younger siblings because his poor mother was alway busy and his ather was always working. He definitely got some muscle from doing that and multitasking and picking up his younger siblings because for some reason they always like being held. Then there his older brothers. All that combined, they were clesrly a chaotic little bunch and with older brothers, comes rough houses and practically fighting for your life.

In Hogwarts, he was definitely carrying large stacks of books, YOU NEED STRENGTH TO LIFT THOSE HEAVY ASS BOOKS PEOPLE. At the Burrow, his siblings forced him to play quidditch with him. Let's be for real. He was strong.

Also thinking of all the dangrrous things in Hogwarts. The forbidden forest that was right next to the school, the ghosts, the students (come on, some of them were assholes and bullies.) Percy isn't stupid. He would of taught himself how to fight snd defend and probably knew a few punches. That paired with the fact that he was a little kid in the First Wizarding War, he was probably a bit paranoid and a bit on edge. Therefore he would of convinced himself that he needed to fight because you can't always depend on magic.

Also his roommate, Oliver Wood, was a quidditch fantic. What more can I say? I know damn well he probably dragged Percy to go flying with him and play practise quidditch matches so he could improve his skills for the next quidditch games. That shit requires strength and he definitely built some muscle.

YOU CAN'T DENY IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD A SLEEPER BUILD AND KNEW HOW TO FIGHT. NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND.

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In my head, Percy Weasley seems like the type of person to get up after a mental breakdown, slap himself and continue vibing.

Penny has a tape of him and Marcus singing 'Pony' in a country accent with cowboy hats and visible tear streaks from the last sad sing they did.

(The 'singing Pony in a country accent with a cowboy hat on' is inspried by a tiktoker who sings in his car. Forget his name and I don't have the vdeo but he is straight up vibes.)

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ANOTHER AFTER WAR HEADCANNON ABOUT PERCY WEASLEY.

Percy never reunites with the Weasleys. He quits his job at the ministry and continued working as a bartender because he was 100% working 2 jobs to prodive for his 2 daughters. Cause single dad. (Your choice on what happened to Audrey, my personal favourite is that she died during childbirth.)

One day, the weasleys want to reunite with Percy cause guilt (Oh and Fred survives cause yeah. I need some happiness.) They go to ministry because they don't know his adress or anything. His ex coworkers tell them that he quit and now works at a bar.

Bill and Charlie go to the bar cause the others are underage, the twins are too chaotic, Molly and Arthur are supervising their children.

They get their and Percy is serving drinks looking quite badass in his uniform. White shirt with a black vest on top and black trousers. And his hair is a bit grown out into a low ponytail at his shoulders cause his daughters love it and who is he to deny them that?

But before they get to talk to him, some drunk guy is htting on him and trying to touch him. Percy's being nice because well the guy is drunk but he loses it when he feels his hand on his chest.

His two older brothers are just watching, shocked cause Percy and the guy are arguing. Percy's telling him to get the fuck out but the guy is pissed cause he didn't get what he wanted. Percy's towering over him, they're both face to face, just arguing.

Eventually the bouncer helps but instead of getting the guy away from Percy, she had to hold back Percy before he actually hurts someone. Like he's wresing to break free and chase after the guy who ran out the bar out of fear.

And Bill and Charlie are just standing there. Like. 😦👁👄👁😨 What the fuck??????

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Percy Weasley is the type of person to never ask for help if he had a headache, migraine or if he was sick. He was the middle child and often headcannoned as the 'eldest daughter' type of child.

He was always taking care of his siblings and little kids always get sick, it's like the cold isn't chasing them; it's the other way around.

Due to this, he would get sick more than the average person and developed a strong immune system and he probably had a higher pain tolerance. And he probably wouldn't ask for help because once again, his parents had seven childern, they didn't have time for him. He learned to be independent in a self destructive way sometimes. (Apparently trauma can make a person overly independent.)

This man would be dying on the inside, headache pounding in his mind, on the verge of tears because of how much it hurts and about to bang his head against a door to try and make the pain go away. But on the surface he looks fine.

The first time he broke down in front of someone was when his migraine got so back that he wouldn't sleep and forgot to drink or eat sometimes when it was exam season. He was just silently sitting there, hoping no one would realize he was crying but no one did. They only noticed when they heard the sound of flesh hitting the ground as his body lost consiousness. He fainted. Face wet with tears. He could no longer feel the pain. He could no longer feel anything in that state of unconsiousness that felt seemingly infinitesimal.

Others felt their view change of him. That perfect student that seemed fine and never needed help, fainted infront of their eyes; skin pale and limp hands that never reached out for help. They hoped he would be okay but as they realized that they actually didn't know anything about him, almost nothing. Did they really believe he would be okay? Him? No way.

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LITERALLY ME. I FUKCING LOVE THAT INSECURE BITCH AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT

you don't understand how precious percy weasley is to the eldest daughter (that too in a desi family)

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I always see posts on how people headcannon the Weasleys as like really attractive but then they just hate Percy. Like. Be fr

This man was tall and lanky, red headed with blue eyes and 100% had a small waist with that figure. He was a heart throb and just didn't realize it.

Like the Weasleys could be on a day out to Hogmeads. They'll go to a cafe and whilst they're looking at their menus, they notice a group of guys staring at Percy, who is sitting in the seat next to the window so he gets a perfect view to distract him with anything.

They're like, "Percy, they're people staring at you."

And Percy's like, "Oh I know." And in his head he thinks they're making fun of him or making negative comments but he looks unaffected because when it comes to insecurities, people don't always show them and hid it.

And the Weasleys can clearly see the guys staring at him, talking about how much of a pretty boy he is and how he's cute. The Weasleys are like, "Why are you so unaffected?"

Percy, who is used to people staring at him and convinced himself that they're judging him or something says, "Oh it's normal. This isn't the first time."

And he's probably right. This man is like 6 foot 3, obviously people are gonna stare at him. Everyone stares at things that are rare or abnormal to them. Like a tall red head with blue eyes. Come on people, open your eyes. THIS MAN WAS A HEART THROB OKAY.

The Weasleys are just like, 'People find him attractive and he doesn't even know.'

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boom yippee if this gets x amt of notes post fun lovely rejoice

10 notes -> i’ll clean my room more routinely

50 notes -> i’ll try to read more

100 notes -> i’ll go outside more

200 notes -> i’ll try to see my friends in person more often

400 notes -> i’ll put my vent blog in my pinned post

600 notes -> i’ll try to be more accepting of being seen as vulnerable or weak idk

800 notes -> i’ll try to eat more consistently

900 notes -> i’ll try to stop worrying about being constantly skinny

1000 notes -> i’ll try to stop feeling guilty about eating

2000 notes -> i’ll start opening up to close friends about stuff ig

3000 notes -> i’ll try the butterfly project

5000 notes -> i’ll talk to my guidance counselor about having unhealthy coping mechanisms

7000 notes -> i’ll stop keeping sharp things in my room at night

8000 notes -> i’ll talk to my parents about possible in person therapy

9000 notes -> i’ll get rid of the razorblade in my room for good its not really a razorblade but wtv

10000 notes -> i’ll tell my parents about relapsing

um no deadline idk 💗u can spam @ idont really care what u do ily losers

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AHHH THE ART!!!!♡♡♡ oh and Percy would 100% do this.

Imagine if it was the other way around😳

I made this so fast @winn-wynn

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Fred: Oi Percy, do you know where George is?

Percy: Staring into space and snaps back in after a few seconds. . . .Oh umm, upstairs?

Fred: Oh okay. Goes upstairs and doesn't find his twin. Goes back downstairs to Percy. He's not up there.

Percy: Oh I know. I don't actually know where he is. I was just trying to get you to leave me alone.

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Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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My art did not do this pretty boy justice

Percy having a long torso so his shirts, esp if they're hand-me-downs from charlie who does not have a long torso, end up skimming his waist so if he bends down or reaches up u catch a glimpse of that beautiful little waist and oliver loves it.

Everyone does tbh even our resident lesbians penny and audrey appreciate the view, percy gets flustered whenever they mention it but always deflects when someone points out that he hasn't gotten them tailored even when he had the money to do so.

I imagine once one of the weasley kids catches kingsley ogling percy and they just like 'uh excuse me😀' cuz to them its just their freakishly tall brother.

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Random thought.

Percy was always seeking academic validation because it seemed like the one way to get his parents to be proud of him. I mean come on they had 7 children so they basically had to fight for attention, the twins did it by acting out and Percy did it by becoming that 'perfect child'.

After the war, he doesn't reunite with his family and didn't want to go back to the corrupt ministry. He always focused on academics that it just felt draining. What if he never wanted to work in the ministry. After all that happened, who would?

So he joins a band full of muggleborns, squibs and they're all like a big happy family of rejects but it's okay, they have each other. He becomes the drummer of the group and is happy.

He grows his hair out a bit and it reached his shoulder and he ties it into a low ponytail all because his little girls love them. He would literally do anythign for his daughters. He could not be a dead beat dad. Like he grew up in a family of 9 people. He saw the problems, the occasional bad parenting and the effects it had. He was a good dad and no one can fuckign change my mind. Oh and his wife died. Just to add to his angst. Like Audrey wasn't really mentioned as much so SINGLE DAD.

Oh and they all LGBT. I love my precious little drummer boy.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A 50K WORD ONESHOT FIC OF THIS FROM THE WEASLEYS POV

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PEOPLE. THIS IS THE PERCY WEAEY FIC. SPREAD THE WORD.

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Found a old tiktok where Ron was gossiping with the girls from his year and I think Lavender? (Idk the person who did it didn't change their voice and I can't remember if they had names) said that she was sure that he didn't have nothing on Cedric and Ron was like bet. This is a reproduction of the conversion

Lavender: I bet you got nothing on him

Ron: Percy was his first kiss

Lavender: Oliver!

Ron: Percy was also his first kiss

Lavender: Lee Jordan!

Ron: WISHES Percy was his first kiss

And I'm here to say that I take this hc, because it can't be anything else

Like, yes Lee Jordan had a crush in his best friends' older brother

I'm taking it and running with it

Also

Why I haven't see anyone here talking about how Lee and Percy could have been friends (there was one post I believe but that doesn't count)? I need more of those two pulling a prank in the twins

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The ministry was struggling without Percy

This is kingsley when percy comes bsck to work after taking a break