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Every single Lauren that I have ever met has been an insufferable peppy bitch who faked her smile

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The masculine urge to listen to one Pierce The Veil song forever and ever

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If u drive a silver car, fuck you

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Sometimes I’ll be walking and think to myself “this is an absolute miracle happening.” Like I’m just thinking about walking and my legs are moving on their own to get to the place I need to go. Like wow

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Librarians are MILFs

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I had the weirdest dream where a menacing man approached me and told me, “You’re dead kiddo.”

I was so astonished and asked him “Is there an after life? Heaven or Hell of any kind? Anything?”

He said, “There is only the void.”

He took my hand and we started walking, I somehow sat down, and there was nothing in sight, pitch black darkness. I could feel I was sitting on something soft but I couldn’t see what it was.

Suddenly, there was a glowing outline of a body in front of me and a voice told me to “Start working.”

I reached out my hand and could swipe across, when I swiped, the outline changed shape, so basically I was making new people to be born.

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While many people forget , one of the main reasons George Washington went to war with Britain was because he thought the metric system was stupid (trust me I’m a certified science man)

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Don’t get drunk and call me it’s very rude of u that when u literally forget everything that’s happening around u, u remember me. Actually, that’s so cute so please keep doing that

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Have yall ever been Stockholm Syndromed into liking a song?

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I am in a constant state of pain.

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I need Sega to animate a 10 minute animated short where Sonichu gets executed by lethal injection and/or firing squad

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WHAT IN ALL HELL IS THE POINT OF CHANGE.ORG PETITIONS?

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Ariana Grande is cool and all but are we forgetting that she had a meltdown 4-5 years ago when she went into a bakery and licked everything? Like what? I hear she’s in Fortnite now and I think the kids deserve to know what her sins are

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If ur Queer, ur gay but with an asterisk next to it. Ur Gay*

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Almost unexpect the expected

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If u have an Italian mobster in ur home, Turn on Super Mario. It is very common knowledge that Mario is the ultimate Don and his mere presence will melt any mobster within a 2 mile radius like the wicked witch of the west

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Hey champ I’m the voice in ur head, follow ur dreams