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a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

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Regulus ‘I don’t wanna get undressed for a new person all over again’ Black and James ‘I don’t wanna kiss someone else’s neck and have to pretend it’s yours instead’ Potter

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Detention

McGonagall: What on earth did you do this time? James: It was a team effort. Sirius: I provided the chaos. Remus: I was the distraction. Regulus: I told them it was a stupid plan. McGonagall: And yet here you are. Regulus: Against my will

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Sirius: My therapist said that feeling something bad is going to happen is called anxiety not spider sense

Sirius: I no longer have a therapist

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I will never understand Regulus hate. He was born and brought up in a cult and saw firsthand with his brother and cousin what happens when you go against the family. God forbid a CHILD try to survive in a culty household and war. People who hate him only see him as a death eater like hello??? Are u forgetting the main part of his story where he walks into his death destroying a horcrux??????? He ALONE at 17 discovered Voldys secret and died destroying a horcrux and people are hating on him????? HES A MFING WAR HERO!!!!

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Regulus: I want you to fvck me so bad

James: When I first met you, you were so nonchalant and now you’re just a hoe what happened?

Regulus: Character development

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Regulus: I can’t do this anymore.

Barty: What happened? Did he say no?!

Regulus: No. HE ATE IT

Barty: What

Regulus: Our very expensive engagement ring is now in his stomach

James looking rather pale: you gave me a chocolate rose! What was a supposed to do!?

Regulus: look at it! Before chopping the whole thing from my hands with your teeth!

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Regulus always making complex plans for dates because he is a control freak but James is so spontaneous that he ruins everything without even knowing

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Sirius: *staring at regulus deathly*

James: What’ve I missed?

Remus: They took the ‘which kind of candy you are’ quiz Sirius got root beer gummies and Reg got chocolate

James: And what’s the problem?

Sirius: CHOCOLATE IS MOONY’S FAVOURITE THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM JAMES

Sirius: I’VE NEVER SAW REMUS EATING A GUMMIE

Regulus: I unfortunately have, once.

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James desperately trying to convince Regulus to have a dog

Regulus: No way, they will chew everything and leave dirt everywhere.

James: But just think about those puppy eyes! Besides! *turns to Harry as a last result* Don’t you wanna dog Harry?!

Harry: what do you mean? We already have one. *And shamelessly points at sirius*

Sirius immediately gasps ultraged and Regulus snorts.

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Harry never getting the urge that every child gets of wanting a dog because he has a really animated godfather that every park day just turns into an enormous dog and spends the whole day chasing the balls that Harry (the overly animated toddler) keeps throwing non stop. But Sirius is too proud to stop when he gets tired and just keeps going. (And secretly loving because spoiling Harry is his compulsive behaviour)

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Hi?

I honestly have no idea what am I doing here but if you enjoy good music or you like reading random thoughts about life, love and self knowledge maybe my blog will be interesting to you <3

I also will be yapping about dead gay wizards from the 70s and eventually about gay musicians also known as larry stylinson 🤎

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When Regulus does stuff that’s good for his mental health, James gets proud and kisses his cheek, which makes Regulus very happy

So, Regulus now associates doing good things for his mental health with being very happy

In conclusion, James accidentally Pavloved Regulus into caring about himself

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Damned be the day I succumbed to my friend’s pressure and read a marauders fic

Officially obsessed

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What if we’ve met before.

Can’t stop thinking about what if Dazai made contact with the sheep before he entered the mafia?

We all know Dazai met Mori at fourteen, trying to kill himself, what led him to that? What if he was homeless, an orphan, from parents he didn’t even like, but they were the only thing he had.

What if in the years on the street he began to be known around, he learned how to be merciless, not to cry anymore, to be manipulative. He needed food, needed to survive. That was the only thing he was sure of.

So he gained a name, and the Sheep heard of him. And for that they contacted him. He stayed for a couple of weeks, too afraid to get too close, they could die, or betray him. They probably didn’t know what he did before he met them. Sure, they heard the rumors, but didn’t that Chuuya guy also have some pretty bad lies running around? They didn’t know that his rumors were true.

So he stayed, but never moving that one foot just barely outside. If he had to run, he would, he had to survive after all.

It was when he noticed that the Sheep wasn’t just trying to survive, but to live that he started to question his motives. He saw how they relied on the red head — a little too much for his likings. — and he saw how they were more like a family than anything else.

He craved that, but at the same time the things he did lurked in his brain and whispered reasons to make him recoil.

He saw how that leader acted, how he was so full of- well, himself, his own person, and Dazai was mesmerized by that, but the awe soon turned into doubts, why couldn’t he love life the same way those people around him seemed to love?

So one day he just couldn't take it anymore, he flew, cause the notion of how he apparently was surviving the wrong way was just too much to bear, the feeling of utter loss at not knowing how he could manage to live ‘right’. And that scared him more than anything, not knowing.

So one night, when the moon was high in the sky he found a bridge, and just like that, he jumped, little did he know that some strange man with a strange child would appear and save him.

But was it really a salvation? Or just a continuation of bad choices and wrong actions?

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I totally imagine Satoru always bringing little injured beings he found outside up to Shoko, cause she is a healer so she can heal it. Duh.

Essentially it would be to annoy her, appearing with a random animal with a stupid name Satoru came up with on the spot, but Suguru would get attached to that random rabbit, or that cute bird, or the funny frog, so in the end all three of them would end up having to watch it day and night until it gets better, because no one wanted a sad Suguru being all mopey because his little friend died.

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This actually scratched my brain somehow, I don’t know

Loved it.

First meeting(?)