boggartballoonmoon

[boggartballoonmoon]

You're the best @blackinabadway

Sirius is the loudest person in any room except when Remus is reading or sleeping. Then he tiptoes, whispers, and even glares at others who make noise.

[boggartballoonmoon]

Omg! @blackinabadway You're so cheeky for this!

Sirius always orders his quidditch jersey and jacket couple sizes too big and some people think he just like the style but in truth it is souly so his giant of a boyfriend could ‘steal’ them from him.

[boggartballoonmoon]

do you guys have a dorcas?

We do not! Please feel free to join us!

[boggartballoonmoon]

*chuckles and kisses your hair* Yes, back to my nap. *yawns*

Ac: @tsundereartmillie

Regulus and Sirius bickering: Sirius: No, I'm correct! Shut the fuck up you cunt. Regulus: No you shut up you bitch. Sirius: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU OPEN THE SALSA JAR- Regulus: How would a LITERAL BITCH know? Sirius: Sirius: I never should've told you about my animagus

[boggartballoonmoon]

*pets your head* Sorry...you know I get grumpy when I'm woken up unexpectedly.

And to be fair, you called him a cvnt first...

But, remember, you two bickering about a salsa jar is much healthier than what you could bicker about.

Progress is progress, love. I'm proud of you.

Regulus and Sirius bickering: Sirius: No, I'm correct! Shut the fuck up you cunt. Regulus: No you shut up you bitch. Sirius: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU OPEN THE SALSA JAR- Regulus: How would a LITERAL BITCH know? Sirius: Sirius: I never should've told you about my animagus

[boggartballoonmoon]

This was so fun! Let's do it again soon?!

@blackinabadway @marlsisabadassbitch @prongs-and-all @doesntknow-howtoswim @peter-likes-bones @bartycjr @silverwinterrose

jegulus - anonymous request - word count: 346

“Never have I never…” Sirius started, eyes glued to James, “....kissed a Slytherin.”

He knew it was a cheap shot. But he had to know for sure. The idea had been in his head for weeks and he needed proof.

So braced himself and waited for his best friend to take a drink. But he grew extremely distracted when he saw Peter, who was across from him, move to take a swig from his butterbeer. 

“Wormy!?” he gasped, glaring at his friend.

“It was one time!” Peter shrugged, grinning.

By the time Sirius looked back to James, it was too late. He could have already taken a drink without Sirius seeing. Grumbling, Sirius focused on the next few questions.

On his next turn, he picked a question that he figured was foolproof. 

“Never have I ever…” he said, starting to feel the effects of the alcohol, “had a secret relationship.”

But before he could get a good look at whether or not James or Regulus drank, there were shouts and yelps, and Sirius couldn’t help but turn his head to see both Marlene and Dorcas drinking, twin looks of sheepish guilt on their faces.

“I knew it!” Barty Crouch shouted, eyes wide.

“Oi, you need to drink too, Junior!” Dorcas yelled. “I know about you and Evan!”

The chaos that resulted was more than enough time for James and Regulus to both drink without Sirius seeing.

And so it went for three more turns. Whatever he said, a secret was revealed, but it was not the secret he was looking for. He was getting more and more frustrated and more and more drunk until finally he realized..

“Never have I ever kissed Regulus Black!” he shouted, staring daggers at James.

But before James could move, Sirius felt Remus, who was sitting next to him, take a quick drink.

“Remus?” he screeched. “What the fuck?”

Looking down and stifling a grin, Remus bit his lip before answering. “We both had shit to figure out, okay?”

He never did figure out for sure if James was snogging Regulus.

[boggartballoonmoon]

Waking up from my nap like....

@blackinabadway @doesntknow-howtoswim

Regulus and Sirius bickering: Sirius: No, I'm correct! Shut the fuck up you cunt. Regulus: No you shut up you bitch. Sirius: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU OPEN THE SALSA JAR- Regulus: How would a LITERAL BITCH know? Sirius: Sirius: I never should've told you about my animagus

[boggartballoonmoon]

What?! *I growl as I slurp my ramen to settle my tummy full of chocolate*

Why is everyone so mean to me?! @doesntknow-howtoswim @marlsisabadassbitch @peter-likes-bones @blackinabadway @silverwinterrose @prongs-and-all @bartycjr

Remus “We smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate” Lupin

[boggartballoonmoon]

Gotta get this framed and put up somewhere..

[boggartballoonmoon]

Remus: *bursts out laughing and pats Sirius on the back fondly* Don't worry love, I'll be joining you in Hell.

*In a church*

Sirius: Why are you looking at me like that?

Regulus: I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames.

[boggartballoonmoon]

Yay! Reg wants to join. Doubt he'll let anyone touch his hair, but maybe a facial? Hmm? @doesntknow-howtoswim

Tell Marls! @marlsisabadassbitch

I should be done with this essay by 9?

@marlsisabadassbitch, @evans-in-bloom

We need a girls night. I am in desperate need of a trim.

[boggartballoonmoon]

@marlsisabadassbitch, @evans-in-bloom

We need a girls night. I am in desperate need of a trim.

[boggartballoonmoon]

Yeah...I do...that's why I almost had a stroke. Thanks for clearing it up tho. And for entertaining Padfoot.

@blackinabadway @boggartballoonmoon @prongs-and-all @doesntknow-howtoswim @marlsisabadassbitch @bartycjr @silverwinterrose

I’m gonna go do something stupid

This is a warning not me telling you to stop me

[boggartballoonmoon]

Well, who else can I blame?! You loopy fucker. I nearly die every month and you all just walk around with your gloomy clouds. You're all brats!

I'm going to go to the library and read until my eyes sting. I hate everyone...

@blackinabadway @boggartballoonmoon @prongs-and-all @doesntknow-howtoswim @marlsisabadassbitch @bartycjr @silverwinterrose

I’m gonna go do something stupid

This is a warning not me telling you to stop me

[boggartballoonmoon]

*snuggles close* I love when we have little rows and make up by cuddling...I swear I was only teasing..I love you...Don't be mad at me? *sniff*

This is so Barty Crouch Junior coded

[boggartballoonmoon]

Why am I not surprised? How adorable is this?! I'm too emotional for this! *cries*

Update I’m not killing myself you guys I just wanted to go steal some bones

@blackinabadway @boggartballoonmoon @prongs-and-all @doesntknow-howtoswim @marlsisabadassbitch @bartycjr @silverwinterrose

[boggartballoonmoon]

Right, that makes sense. Ev was looking smart in that outfit.

Evan and Barty <3