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"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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SELF INDULGENT DRAWING TODAY! Progress pic on Patreon!

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Back in my day smut was called lemons......*dies*

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the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don't understand

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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so hear me out

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

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and here we see what happens when someone gets possessed by lestat de lioncourt

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Yeeeees! CREAM ON IT!

*DING*

lmfaoooo wtf

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