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peter, with long hair: *kissing MJ*

flash, making fun of MJ: lesbian

peter: *turns around* who you callin’ lesbian?

MJ: who you callin’ lesbian you fat fucking shit?

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jester, i’m sad. show me my dilf collection.

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they can abolish the department of education but they can’t take my silly special interests from me. those are mine, my mommy gave them to me.

(i hate living in america 😀)

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steve loves pissing off the avengers.

peter complains about being bored? “back in my day, we had to play with sticks and stones”

tony invites something new? “flying cars they said”

his phone lags? “i miss when writing letters were a thing”

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hi gays.

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if someone edited stucky to red wine supernova by chappell roan, i’m giving them my firstborn. or even a drawing.

i might do it myself tbh

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“i don’t wanna be the owner of your fantasy, i just wanna be a part of your family”

this lyric is just so Loki coded. everything he did, he looked for approval in his father. but his father was so obsessed with the golden boy, that Loki was side cast. Loki was never the owner of his affection— it was always Thor.

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peter: dude, close your eyes

ned: *does so*

peter: what do you see?

ned: nothing

peter: that’s my life without you, bro

ned: bro…

mysterio: and i took that personally

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as much as i don’t like the endgame ending, i think it’s really fitting for steve. this man has been the symbol for america for years, fighting many wars and protecting the world. he may have chosen to fight, but by god, does he deserve to be happy.

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how do you guys think steve rogers would react if he heard somebody say “hawk tuah” be honest.

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Bucky’s metal arm has touch sensors. They’ve just never been calibrated properly. The soldier learned only what was important to him on the field, the cold hard metal of a gun and how much pressure to use when pulling the trigger.

Steve notices this, as he helps Bucky settle in to his new life. He sees Bucky touching the soft flannel bedsheets first with his right hand, then with his left hand, brows knitted in deep concentration.

Uncertainly, Steve asks if he doesn’t like it, if it is too warm or too soft—

“Soft,” Bucky picks up the word from Steve’s ramble. He lowers his head and looks at the pastel sheets between his fingers, and repeats. “Soft.”

The cotton tee, the woollen cardigan, the denim pants, the mesh sneakers, he gently rubs each textile between his fingers with both hands. He does the same when in the kitchen, running his fingers lightly over the coarse heads of a cauliflower, the pockmarked rind of an orange, the sharp stalks of rosemary, the glossy skin of a plum.

His vocabulary recovers more with time, and whenever Steve asks how it feels, he can give a few extra words — firm, smooth, hard, sharp, rough. On the occasions he says the word soft, his whole expression relaxes and all the lines soften, and Steve wishes he could swathe the man with everything soft and fluffy just to keep it there.

They sit down to watch TV after dinner. lt’s their ritual. A time when they sit together silently — when Bucky gets used to being in the same physical space, without feeling the pressure to make conversation. It seems silly but Steve has seen the difference it has made, from Bucky wedging himself into the other end of the couch, to now relaxing next to him, their shoulders occasionally brushing as they reach for the crackers on the table.

This has been a particularly long day, Steve having just returned from a 3 day mission where he barely caught a wink. About ten minutes into the soothing documentary about red pandas, he is fast asleep. He wakes to something brushing against his hand, light and tremulous. Then something a little cooler and a lot harder does the same, and he realises what it is.

Bucky snatches his hands back when Steve opens his eyes. He says guiltily, “Sorry.”

Steve reaches out and rests his palm over Bucky’s metal fingers. “How does it feel?”

Bucky searches his face warily, and then he relaxes. Steve feels a light tickle as the small metal plates whir quietly under his hand.

“Soft,” Bucky answers. After a moment, he adds, “Warm.”

Steve threads his fingers through the metal ones, and holds the hand close. After a little while, he feels the metal fingers curl slowly until they rest, ever so gently, against the back of his hand.

“Tingly,” Bucky suddenly says, out of nowhere.

Steve smiles and answers, “Same.” He points to his chest, “Here.”

He can see the concern and confusion as Bucky glances a few times at his ribs.

One day, Bucky will understand what that means. Steve looks down at their linked fingers and runs his thumb along the metal plates, drawing a slight shiver from the man beside him.

This is a good start.

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steve rogers sketching bucky whenever he’s not looking. artist steve rogers save me…save me artistic steve rogers

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tony: kid, where did you get these from?

peter, softly: mr stark, they’re named floppy, quacky, sir-quacks-a-lot, and mr sharp beak. they’re my friends :)

tony: they should go back to their families, kid

peter, tearfully: i’m a kidnapper?

Peter has a soft spot for ducks and will always stop to feed them if he sees them at a pond. He once befriended an entire flock that followed him for six blocks because he had crackers in his backpack.

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canon, i was their record player

It’s Been a Long Long Time by Kitty Kallen was Steve and Bucky’s song in the Winter Soldier before it was ever Steve and Peggy’s song in Endgame don’t let Marvel gaslight you into their Steve Rogers is straight propaganda. 💔💔

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i need to write a stucky fic abt this but which one ☹️☹️☹️

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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whatever you do, don’t think about 40’s!bucky being tortured by hydra and yelling out for steve. whatever you do, don’t think about bucky only recognizing steve in catws when he’s beat up because the image of a bloodied and bruised steve in alleyways can’t ever get out of bucky’s mind. whatever you do, don’t think about how scared bucky must’ve been every time he got frozen. whatever you do, don’t think about how bucky wanted to see steve for 70 years and only really got to be with him for like 10. whatever you do, don’t think about how bucky would’ve stayed with steve until the end of the line. whatever you do, don’t think about bucky calling out for steve and his mom— because she was the only mom bucky ever really knew. and whatever you do, don’t think about bucky recognizing nat because he was the one who helped train her in becoming a widow.

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peter: *in his room*

tony: kid, come here!

peter: yeah, mr stark?

tony: skibidi toilet

peter: ???