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Is there any sirius that comes back in time and fixes things and saves regulus, and it's also jegulus?

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Pleaseeeeee, recommend me good long jegulus fanfic

Im like an addict coming down TT TT

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An au in which Harry dies, but his parents survive, Voldemort wins the fight. The table has turned. Voldemort rules, and the Order is outlaw. A Lily Evans who in her grife takes advantage of this fact and serves destruction, an angry Lily Evans who wears black dresses for her dead son a Lily Evans who kills with no hesitation or remorse.

Give me angry, dark Lily.

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I want a red, white, and royal blue jegulus au so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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I was happily reading my fanfic until Regulus started lamenting about how his teenage years had ended by turning 20.

I, a 21-year-old, who still feels like a teenager:

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I was just thinking in a Folk of the air au james is Jude and Reg is Carden :)))

Like fr

James: So it's true you really do want me, and you hate it.

btw Sirius is definitely Vivi falling in love with Remus, who works in a music shop.

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David Tennant

Did we all know that David Tennant, The David Tennant, played Barty Crouch Jr in his own body in GoF? Was it just me? Because like....

OF COURSE HE'S GAY. COME ON!

Ngl I feel like young David Tennant should be a fancast for Barty bc I mean LOOK AT THE LOWER RIGHT PICTURE. And the attitude in the top center! Come on! COME ON!

Yeah I know he gets enough support from, like, three other fandoms. But guys.

This may or may not be related to my newfound obsession with Rosekiller. I love them and they're perfect(ly in-fucking-sane.)

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Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

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when regulus wakes up in the morning he stretches so intensely that he pushes James off the bed. every time. but it ends up being a blessing in disguise because he works as James’ alarm clock.

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I somehow missed the major character death tag, now I'm suicidal.

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Damian watches Tim get trolled in a roblox obby twice in a row by some random player and then proceed to track down who turns out to be a 13yr old through his IP address and then not only sends a falsified anonymous tip to his school principal that the kid’s dealing drugs, but digs up dirt on his parents until he can send proof to the kids mom that her husband’s having an affair so that Tim can make the kid a child of divorce. Damian watches all of this while sketching calmly from the other end of the couch and silently wonders how the fuck he managed to get away with trying to kill that guy without getting his own life ruined as consequence

as if sensing his thoughts, Tim glances over and casually points out, “look if i got revenge on YOU for attempted murder then i’d have to be fair and also get revenge on Jason, and to be honest I couldn’t be fucked with that. that guy got dunked in the pit and came back 99% spite, you saw what happened with Bruce. i start that war and it becomes my full time job; not happening.”

Jason’s reading on the armchair and he looks up, blinking twice. When Damian’s mystified gaze turns to him, he blankly states, “there’s a guy in my building who once said it was ‘brave of me to wear such a yellow shirt’ and i’ve been breaking into his apartment weekly to replace every article of clothing he owns with neon yellow versions for the past eleven months because of it.” Damian stares while Tim nods casually, not looking up from his ipad. Jason continues, “he knows it’s me, he just can’t prove it. he tries to hide new clothes from me. he never succeeds. his coworkers call him banana man.”

Damian takes this in before announcing to the room; “i no longer wish to be a part of the Wayne family.”

Bruce is walking past the open doorway and calls out tiredly as he goes, “why do you think Dick went to Bludhaven?”

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“i will fall in love with you over and over again i dont care how where or when no matter how long it’s been you’re mine” and make it jegulus

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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

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Am I crazy for wanting Regulus Black and Tim Drake in the same fic?

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*Regulus to James at literally any point*

Regulus: *slutty* Oh what could I ever do to repay you?

James: ... anything?

Regulus: *hand dragging down Jame's chest* Anything

James: Ok great! *pulls out list* I need you to drink some water, get some vitamin D, I think therapy would also be a good option for you, three meals a day would also be ideal, oh there's also...

Regulus: ...

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I think there’s a natural cycle where new Robins see the grandeur and luxury of the Manor and think Bruce is some spoiled orphan hopped up on his own money (they’re not entirely wrong) and then one day at breakfast Bruce will randomly mention an obscure dish he learned in a Thai prison and Alfred will lean over and say “oh yes, I do recall that one - spicy at first!” and then they’ll happily rank various prison foods together (and then the prisons themselves, then solitary confinement, then respective “enhanced interrogation measures”) while Robin is just sitting there trying to finish their oatmeal without their jaw dropping open