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My friend just sent me a picture of a one legged goose.
My first thought when I saw it was this: flamingo goose.
My second thought was: that's sad, I feel bad for the goose
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Update: I got some stuff, so now Apollo's altar looks like this
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Yes it is in my closet, and yes that is a ceramic chicken for offerings. He chose it. The chickens name is Cathy
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I was eating dragon fruit today and he wanted some, so I gave him a peel with quite a bit left on it. I didn't know he liked dragon fruit. I also gave him an orange
I've started getting into witchcraft recently, and I've decided to start worshiping and working with Apollo. And I don't have an altar yet, but I jokingly asked him if he wanted some dried banana chips, because I was eating them. And I felt him guiding me, and my hand, which I took as yes. The vibe I got, he seemed excited about it.
So yeah, my first offering to Apollo, is dried bananas. Just some banana chips on a shelf. That's Apollo's altar right now
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My dog is old, like 12 years old I think. And she's going deaf. And she sometimes barks for no reason. I usually try to follow her to see what she wants.
You know what she did? She went under the table. She barked at me randomly, I follow, and she just goes under the table. And I'm just standing there, laughing my ass off, like what do you want, Maggie?
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A witchcraft issue I never imagined before: not being able to use a pendulum because I have the hiccups
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Brain fog is great. I just asked a kid if he had chosen a thing for his work for the fourth time. Cause I forget that I already have, and the kid hasn't started yet
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Regulus on the phone with James: Turn around.
Regulus: No, the other way.
Regulus: Again, the other way.
Regulus: Okay, one more time.
James: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Regulus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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Reblog and/or like to join my army of protecting Regulus Black
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Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
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I've started getting into witchcraft recently, and I've decided to start worshiping and working with Apollo. And I don't have an altar yet, but I jokingly asked him if he wanted some dried banana chips, because I was eating them. And I felt him guiding me, and my hand, which I took as yes. The vibe I got, he seemed excited about it.
So yeah, my first offering to Apollo, is dried bananas. Just some banana chips on a shelf. That's Apollo's altar right now
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my hairdresser gave a masculine/ androgynous hair cut without me even asking. I'm very happy. (I'm trans, and not out).
I got a queer vibe from him, so maybe he kidna got that from me too
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regulus: can you stop talking abt me, reggie this reggie that. In ten years you won’t remember my last name
james: that’s cause in 10 years you’ll have my last name
sirius:
remus:
barty: I call dibs on being the flower girl
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Why do James and Lily have to die so much? Why can't we have more happy fics?
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“regulus fell first but james fell harder” WRONG. james fell in a pool and regulus laughed at him so hard he almost fell in too, and they realised in that exact moment that they’re made for each other
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Me: Ooh doggie!
Me, a few seconds later: Ooh two doggies!
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I just listened to a potential drug deal on the bus. Right behind the bus driver. What the hell
Update: they ended up selling gum. Normal gum and tic tacs
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If you notice me reblogging
a repost
stolen art
false information
etc.
please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you
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Ever had to hold a note for sixteen beats? I do and it's crazy
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