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Parent logic of meals

Me: I'm not really hungry, I'll skip dinner today.

Mom: Wtf no you're eating dinner. Come downstairs right now

Me: But I'm not hungry

Mom: No too bad you're coming down

Me: If I was hungry then I would fucking eat

Mom: COME THE FUCK DOWNSTAIRS AND EAT

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school breaks

Dream:

Spending your time actually relaxing and having fun

Reality:

Spending your time worrying of assignments and what other assignments are about to come up

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bye

my life

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How i should deal with my assignments vs how i really deal with them

Expectations:

Receives assignment.

Me: I should totally get started on this right away!

Does it right away.

Reality:

Receives assignment.

Me: I’ll do this later.

Procrastinates by binging hours on TV shows, play games, sleeping, and eating

Me: OH FUK SHIT ITS DUE TMRW

Rushes whole assignment

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The things people ask because i'm asian

Prejudiced Guy: You're asian, so you must be good at math, right?

Prejudiced Guy: You're asian, so your parents are really conservative, right?

Prejudiced Guy: You're asian, so you only eat rice, right?

Prejudiced Guy: You're asian, so you must be Chinese, right?

Me: Fuck you

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oh fucking shit

my everyday life full of regrets :)

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fOLLOW MY FRIENDD SHE POSTS ANIME ESPECIALLY HAIKYU 

scary parents 

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tRUE

90% of my humor is zooming in really close on ppls faces

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my reaction to “are you okay?”

whenever I get hurt, either if I tripped or knocked out my fucking tooth, people always ask me “are you okay?” tbh i think that’s a fucking stupid question like c’mon, do you THINK i’m okay? you’re asking me if i’m okay after i fell a flight of stairs why OF COURSE i’m okay. not a single thing hurts 

wake up world, if you’re at my grave are you still gonna ask that?

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just deep thoughts

we think that we’re living right now

but aren’t we also dying at the same time?

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Why we are all so tired

Me: I'm so tired

Brain: Then go to sleep!

Me: But I don't want to

Brain: Why not?

Me: It's only 11:30

Brain: Isn't that late enough?

Me: Nope! I'm just gonna grab another cup of coffee

Logic at it's finest.

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me when i’m talking to my parents on the phone

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just asian thoughts

Me: It's so cold in the house. Did you turn on the thermostat?

Mom: NONONONO DON'T TURN IT ON! WE MUST USE LESS POWER OR ELSE WE MUST PAY MORE!

Me: IT'S SO COLD THOOO

Mom: Go put on some more layers then! Pshh... You think you're going to waste MY money, eh?

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i’M NEVER GONA EAT COCUNT AGAIn

mY MOM GAVE ME A THAWED COCONUT AND TURNS OUT IT WAS ROTTEN AND NOW MY THROAT BURNS BECAUSE ROTTEN COCONUT IS A BITCH SOM eONE PLEASE HEL P ME

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my monthly bitchplosion is coming up soon

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just asian thoughts

do you ever have that moment

when you just wanna kill yourself

because you get your test back

and you get a 99

and your mom is gonna kill you later