cocofetti
cocofetti
Queen Cocofetti
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Dr. Coco, pre-PhD•Super Dope Black Lady™ •32/F/785
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cocofetti · 12 hours ago
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Black people “being racist”: Making jokes and saying some unkind things about white people
White people (actually) being racist: KKK, discriminatory public policies, neo Nazis, burning down whole towns, erasing history, hate crimes, using stereotypes as facts in order to rip human rights from other people, making jokes and saying some unkind things about POC
✨It’s not the same!✨
Funky-ass White People want to be oppressed so badly and experience racism. "You can't advocate against racism using racism." Is the racism in the room with us? No, it isn't this is exactly why I say all White people are inherently racist no matter what. They think racism is saying mean things. When I cannot affect them where they live, how they can wear their lifeless fur in what style is deemed "Presentable." I cannot deny or give them higher-interest loans. I cannot tell them to not be in this town by sundown or they may not see the next day. I cannot tell them their name and religion are no longer their name or religion lease them out to the banks for money and years later still profit from what my ancestors have done to theirs. I don't push my beauty standards on them through film or TV and use their music as a weapon against them. Because racism is more than me supporting white women's right to abort which isn't even racist. Although Margaret Sanger a geneticist called Black people human weeds and said we should be wiped out when she created Planned Parenthood. But let's not mention that part. Let's not mention all the experiments whites have conducted on Black women and men. So spare me those white tears. What I do or say is far from racism compared to what you all do and have done to us. If you have an issue with that sounds like a personal problem.
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cocofetti · 3 days ago
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Since Disney owns Marvel, wouldn’t that make Storm from X-Men a Disney Princess?!
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cocofetti · 4 days ago
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The world is so crazy, the Saturday Night Live cast don’t do skits anymore. They just cover real American news now.
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cocofetti · 4 days ago
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This is not the first time that my ignorance has worked in my favor.
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cocofetti · 5 days ago
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cocofetti · 5 days ago
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“I thought this was a medical appointment, not an episode of What Not To Wear.” 🤣🤣🤣
was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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cocofetti · 8 days ago
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At some point, you have to do things for yourself. Someone else might have got you started, but at some point, the motivation has to come from you and for yourself. So many adults are walking around with childlike mentalities and are suffering the consequences. Doing things because they feel like “they have to” or “this is what people expect”.
Yeh but BABY, WHAT IS YOU DOING, WHY, AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
Are you living YOUR best life or the life someone else said would be good for you?
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cocofetti · 8 days ago
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“Effective literacy skills are the backbone of a functioning, thriving society.”
Effective literacy skills are more than just knowing how to read or recognize words in a books. Critical thinking, analysis, comprehension, and engaging with the text are all important components to reading. If you are reading books but not doing those things, then you are missing out on the full goodness that reading can provide.
i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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cocofetti · 9 days ago
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I grew up in a small town in Kansas. Did I ever have a choice in hearing this song? (No, the answer is no.)
30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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cocofetti · 9 days ago
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I have been doing a lot of reading and research on stress and if I could give yall some psychological advice, it would be to get that shit off your chest TODAY!
Repressed emotions can lead to all sorts of chronic illnesses. I’m not saying cuss EVERYONE out but a lil cussing might do you some good.
You know how people be mean, old, and living for a long ass time? Part of that is because they be speaking their mind and not holding that shit in!
Don’t be an asshole but don’t take no shit either! Your health depends on it.
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cocofetti · 9 days ago
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i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it
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cocofetti · 9 days ago
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I would never! I don’t even know how!!! Sometimes, being old is a good thing because I have never used AI and wouldn’t even know where to start.
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cocofetti · 9 days ago
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Can you imagine over 5 million people getting together across the country, united in the cause of hating you and everything you stand for ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
Keep this solidarity all the way to the polls, right down to the local level!!!
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cocofetti · 11 days ago
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I cannot do a set without glitter. It feels like blasphemy….
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cocofetti · 12 days ago
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“These kids be smelling like their parents asked ‘Perhaps a shower?’ And the kids said ‘Perhaps not!’!!!” -My daughter discussing the hygiene habits of her classmates
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Them kids have my baby stressed and depressed! Lol.
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cocofetti · 13 days ago
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cocofetti · 13 days ago
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How very punk rock of you to persist and persevere despite all the odds. Fuck them odds!
I'm still punk as f*ck I say while gripping my shower seat.
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