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The Character will literally have you saying shit like "shes literally my special princess. she can do 9/11 as many times as she wants"

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Had a thought:

So while Captain Marvel-ing, we know that Billy looks like his dad. I don't know a ton about Shazam comics, so I don't know for certain how much they play into this. But while there is tons of angst potential for someone who was very close to the family, I think there's a funnier plot point to be made:

He was part of some spelunking/archeology dig in Egypt. Him and his wife go missing/died, his kid runs away and is living on the street, things are bad. Then all this superhero nonsense starts and what do you know, there is Captain Marvel

And... That's definitely just CC Batson. That's just his face. Must have just gotten superpowers or whatever in that ancient ruin or whatever. You don't want to get caught up in superhero nonsense so it's none of your business.

What is your business, is that his kid is still homeless! You saw him hanging out at the local dinner in his ratty hoodie. Batson! Stop being a deadbeat and come pick up your kid!

And so begins the adventure of a random civilian who really needs to give Captain Marvel a talking to.

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Imagine:

At the start of the Apollo Justice game, Kristoph kills Trucy instead of Zac. Phoenix would be going through it extra hard only for during the final case for Apollo to learn that he had a sister and she died before they even met.

I've been Rod Sterling and would that be fucked up or what?

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i'll do it for sam

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Also imagine you have this science rival who you bust for being a petty criminal (I guess, does dressing as a mythical beast and scaring tourists count as petty crime?) but eventually you realize there is more to her than that. Then, while the rest of your friend group is off doing other stuff, you and her go on several world trotting mysteries alone for the guy whose parrot wants to kill you. The two of you grow closer and it's probably definitely them both being gay but not expressing it because there are Bigger Things Happening Right Now. And then there's this whole thing where you pick your old friend group instead of her and she joins up with Evil Guy some more until she betrays them to save your life. You hear her get shot by Nazi robots being controlled by the evil parrot. And then in the new reality you're dating and everything is great, but.... You don't know this girl. She isn't the one that you traveled the world with, isn't the one who sacrificed herself for you. You literally don't know a single thing about your relationship. She isn't the one you fell in love with and you aren't the one she fell in love with. what the fuck indeed.

Anyway, shout-out to Hot Dog Water, everyone was so mean to her for literally no reason.

scooby doo mystery incorporated is crazy bc can you imagine if you were raised adopted but you didnt know and your dad was super emotionally unavailable your entire life and then when you found out your dad wasnt your bio parent he immediately went to jail and your bio parents came into your life for the first time and after spending ~1 month bonding they ally with the evil german parrot who wants to kill you and wake up an evil entity and start actively working to help him kill you and wake up the evil entity. and then when the parrot succeeds in his plan the evil entity he was trying to awaken just immediately kills him and then it also eats your bio parents. and then almost immediately after it takes your adoptive dad out of jail and eats him too. and then you and your friends defeat the entity and you wake up in an alternate reality where the adoptive dad who you came to view as your real dad was just your football coach/principal and your evil insane parents were suddenly really nice and you can never get therapy for what you went through because reality reset and none of what happened actually happened in this universe. youve taken over a life that isnt yours and your memories of the past year or so are all fake they never happened. what the fuck.

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gay people

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Saw the first post and was also filled with great sadness. I don't know what show you're talking about, I just hate Thursdays

anyway I'm not mentally ready for next Thursday :(

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I want to know the other lines carnally

guy: it sucks that the train back is such a long ride

his friend who is trying to get him to wear foot shaped shoes with toes but is taking it slow: it does

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First off: I love Dani having a big loving family who will just constantly get away with literally anything she wants.

Secondly: I'm just imagining Talia showing up and Dani gaslights her as well and they just have a little mother-daughter bonding time.

Ok so dpxdc al ghul twins au

So I've always seen the al ghul twins with danny coming back to gotham to live with his dad and family, but what if it's not danny that comes?

It's dani

So imagine danny being so busy with king duties that he can't honestly be bothered but the bats already know so he can't just continue to ignore it

Imagine dani saying she'll go instead

Imagine the batfam expecting a damian 2.0 and instead getting this girl who frankly looks like his clone (ha!)

Imagine dani gaslighting damian into thinking she's always been a girl

Imagine the batfam trying to bond with this chaotic little girl who can and has pulled some frankly deadly pranks

Imagine dani and steph, no more explanation needed

Imagine dani steph babs and cass having girls nights

Imagine Bruce trying to bond with dani, and dani suggesting more and more outrageous bonding ideas just to fuck with him

Imagine duke seeing the aura around her and going "not my circus, not my monkeys"

Imagine tim and dani and bullying damian (affectionately-most of the time-)

Imagine dick and dani and the uncontrollable urges to octopus hug

Imagine dani and jason and the joker

It would be glorious

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You know, no matter how insane ace attorney gets, I still don’t think they’ll top the first game in terms of sheer “??????” factor. Moving space centers and magic bracelets and made up countries and the chess dimensions are great and silly and all that, but never, EVER has an ace attorney plot point astounded me more than “ghosts are undoubtedly real but we can’t use their testimony in court because we think one of them committed perjury”

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Jason, in the background, who also thought Dani was Bruce's kid:

So Danny has an ice core. But i don’t think that Dani had an elemental core that was mentioned in the show.

So in this prompt, Dani has an earth core. She’s getting used to using it, practicing almost daily when she’s alone.

Until one day, someone sees her.

Ra’s comes across a girl with incredible earth magic and kidnaps her, forcing her to teach his grandson Damian her magic.

Damian was only 4 to her 12, but he was liminal enough so that he could develop a core. A shadow core.

If Dani was honest, she didn’t hate her years with the LOA. Ra’s was a creep, but Talia treated and referee to her as a daughter. She knew the Leuage was bad news, but they gave her a home.

Damian was young, he didn’t understand blood relations in family. So when he saw his mother treat Dani like a daughter, he just assumed her was her sister and just never end mentioned his thoughts. After all, Mother never mentioned she before, so Damian thought he shouldn’t either.

Meeting his father only solidified his theory. Dani and Bruce look similar enough. He also never mentions another sister other than Cass.

It was only a couple years later that Damian’s magic is found out and her goes

Damian: I don’t know why you’re so surprised, your other fighter also has magic. Mother never has any so it must come from you

Everyone looks at Bruce: … your other WHAT??

Bruce: …🤨😟😣😩

Even better if Danny has already joined the JLD and meets Damian and Damian is like

Damian: 🤨🤨

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Imagine if you're the Justice League in this situation. You just finished a grueling battle against the literal god of war. Then all of a sudden a massive suit of armor wreathed in shadows and green flames appears above you. Massive glowing green sword, the worst vibes imaginable.

Just for you to watch as he pulls out a big foam finger/ wonder woman merch and cheers you on as you beat up his dad.

Fear vs War

Danny was sitting in the living room watching a live Justice League fight. The fight was big enough that danny thought the camera was way to close to the fight. Then Fright Knight phases into the room through the floor.

Fright knight: My liege

Danny: Fright knight what is it?

Fright knight: I wish vengeance against my abusive father.

Danny: I can understand that, But who?

Fright knight points to the tv showing the justice League fighting a figure in all black armor with glowing red eyes.

Fright knight: My father Ares, greek god of war.

Danny: Wait that make you Pho-

Fright knight: DO NOT SAY THAT NAME!

Danny: ....

Fright knight: I apologize for yelling.

Danny: its fine i understand. You must hate him quite alot.

Fright knight: More than you hate Plasmius.

Danny: Are you sure about that?

Fight knight: Yes

Danny: So you have a brother. The god of... Panic?

Fright knight: He is the god of dread, also the royal assassin.

Danny: i have assassins?!?

Fright knight: ...

Danny: Right... If you want to fight your father you're gonna have to work with the Justice League, and not kill anyone.

Fright knight: You do not desire the head of the god of war?

Danny: Eww no. I dont want to kill a god and i dont want war with Olympus. I dont want to fight Zeus.

Fright knight: But you have already beaten Zeus. He disguised his form and called himself Vortex.

Danny: ...what... Well i may be able to beat him, but there are too many women who are important to me. You know how Zeus is.

Fright knight: Ah indeed. You are wise. ... thank you.

Danny: for what?

Fright knight: It is nice to be reminded that you are not a war hungry tyrant. You care for others. It is refreshing. It is good.

Danny: *blushing* yeah yeah. It looks like you're late.

Fright knight looks at the TV to see the Justice League have already beaten Ares and the Villains.

Fright knight: I wish to go meet and congratulate my aunt on her victory!

Danny: remember to be polite.

Fright knight: i also wish to go to Gotham.

Danny: No

Fright knight: To stab a Clown and a Scarecrow.

Danny: ... Be quick and don't get caught. If anyone catches you you're on your own.

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This is truly the worst timeline

yeah i am NEVER calling him that.

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Does Harry know Peter's identity? Does he know Norman's?

Peter and Norman both comically trying to hide their double lives from their respective fake boyfriend/best friend and son.

Both knowing each other's secret identity and having to pretend they are both normal people who weren't fistfighting above New York 10 minutes ago

Alright, I officially shouldn't be allowed to consume Spider-Man content

You know what would be hysterical? In one of the universes where Peter and Harry are friends, Norman somehow misunderstands an interaction between the two and believes they are dating.

In typically confusing Norman Osborn fashion, he's actually elated about this. Harry has always been a disappointment of a son, all he's ever wanted is for him to be more like Peter, Smart, outgoing, driven, and now, even if it's only by marriage, Peter Parker is going to be his step son?! Why he's over the moon!

Obviously that is Not the plan, for as great of a guy as Harry is, he's not (usually) who Peter would go after, so Obviously there's a lot of fun ways this could go.

Is Norman the goblin already? Or at all? If he is (and it's not like the weird mask corrupts him kind of goblin but instead the knowingly committing crimes goblin) Imagine him and Spidey having a dialog about the "wedding he has to attend" goddamn hysterical.

Is it one of the universes where Peter is affiliated with Tony Stark? "Hey kid, rumor going around these meetings between shareholders is a certain intern of mine is gunning to become the next Osborn. What's up with that?"

And of course, Harry and Peter themselves.

It could turn into a fake dating situation, "Hey bro lets pretend to be fiancées for a little while, trust me it's for the plot", Harry could be resentful or kinda happy that Norman isn't awful about this particular thing.

(Disclaimer I'm not Fully versed in all things Spiderman I am not thinking of any particular versions of these characters)

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So a person dies and becomes a ghost.

Their ghost is fully visible and audible, detectable without the use of ghost hunting equipment, and appears by all means to be sound of mind and cognizant of what's going on btw

You're all welcome to give your reasoning why in the notes/replies