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horrible apocalyptic vision from the future

at a sold out stadium show, dave chappelle triples down so hard on defending jk rowling that he does a 15 minute way-too-earnest bit about how karen is a slur and it completely reingratiates himself with the liberal media. he does a primetime one-on-one disccussion with hillary clinton that is so anticipated it doubles cable tv subscriptions. on it he makes a joke about how "no one's ever called beyonce shrill"

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I think if you were to butcher a minion the meat would have a squid-like texture. wouldnt be very good.

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been thinking a lot about Drake becoming an anchorite sealed in the raptors arena

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Bob Dylan's rendition of Arthur McBride sucks so much. Its a song about fun and mischief with your cousin and he sounds like he's going to kill himself

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Me: there will never be another avatar Me: *spits out warm bowl of green slime that I eat for breakfast every single morning*

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old screenshot of the one ethics ai

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If you think about it, those transvestigator people who believe in "EGIs" or whatever are basically queering David Icke

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Black Midi 🔥🔥

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I work in the lab that Elizabeth Warren did her dna test at, so since 2019 me and a couple of my friends have been using the sample to do a Boys from Brazil

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Charles Schulz: It is only by the grace of god that I can do what I do. I feel incredibly lucky. Jim Davis: Garfield has a higher q-score than Jesus. His face is a more recognizable symbol than the cross

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Pretty sure I have epigenetic memories of the patmos lab

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I was talking to this girl from New Jersey the other day and somehow Shakespeare came up as a topic. Anyway, the conversation was going pretty normally until, for some reason, she started INSISTING that Othello was a makeup artist of all things. I figure she must have been fucking with me but she genuinely seemed very frustrated with me so idk lol

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Feeling really insecure about my pinhole-sized nostrils, I used to always get made fun of for them :/