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so we know Rachel is super famous and Piper probably is too and then Percy blew up a monument and was kidnapped, and Jason and Thalia are the missing children of a movie star. What if people started seeing the others on like Rachel and Pipers social media and it started a conspiracy theory thing. What r ur thoughts?

THE DRAMA. Wait. I have.... A mini-fic idea. Stay with me.

- Meet Agent Harris, FBI. He has been assigned to Jason Grace’s missing person case. High profile, obviously.

- It's a weird case. Mom mentally unstable. Sister an outcast. Dad in and out. There are a few pictures of them, but oddly enough the guy sometimes looks like two different people? Twins maybe? She won't say. Best guess is that she accidentally killed the kid and hid the body.

- Well, shit. Daughter is gone too. Celebrities, right? Can't control their own children. Probably off to look for her brother. Unlike Jason, there's been sightings of the girl. She's apparently found other runaways to keep her company.

- Okay... So she's fallen completely off the map. Strange. He was onto something. Luckily, he has a new partner to help him on the case. Should be good.

- It's been years and nothing. NOTHING. Officially, it's a cold case, but weird stuff is happening. Harris can't let it go. He's digging up old cold cases and the father? He’s appeared in a couple now. The weird part is that they are all so far in the past. How is that possible?

- It's fine. He got assigned to a new case. A child terrorist? Come on. That's all media hype. It's - wait a goddamn second. That girl and boy... WERENT THEY ON THE RUN WITH THALIA GRACE?!

- The girl? Definitely. The boy? Maybe...? He looks only a little older than when he first saw him. How can anyone age that slowly? And wasn't there another blonde boy somewhere?

- This fugitive kid is actually a kidnapped child. Shocker. Harris wasn't able to get there in time to interview him personally. Local police are useless.

- wtf there is a conspiracy theory blog about Jason Grace? Sightings in California? No way. Still, it’s a lead.

- HOLY FUCK IS THAT THALIA FUCKING GRACE?!?? Why does she look 15??? Shouldn't she be like 19??? Does she just look young??? Is this a cosplayer somehow???? Wtf??? Somehow her picture got leaked on social media and the world is going WILD. Harris is trying to locate her for an interrogation, but he can't pinpoint her location. His partner says to be patient, but what if she disappears again?

- Okay, so the fugitive/kidnapped kid and Beryl Grace’s alleged daughter...know each other? Wait, the blonde girl and that boy who walked weird... They were both seen with them. Is this a... Weird runaway thing? Is there just a group of kids hiding somewhere? They all appear to be in New York.

- NEVERMIND! There's another fucking Jason Grace sighting according to www.GraceUsWithTheTruth.com. The current theory on the website is aliens.

- His partner is great moral support. She's the best and the only reasonable voice here. Thank God she - ANOTHER SIGHTING! Someone posted a picture on Twitter of them all at a school dance. Records show none of them even go to school there - and who are these new kids? They look so freaking familiar.

- No. Absolutely not. It can't be! That was one of the most infamous unsolved cases of all time - and happened 80 years ago! No way!

- Okay, so... There was that di Angelo case forever ago. The building exploded and only the remains of the mother was found. Nothing was left of the children and people infamously believe the kids somehow escaped.

- Maybe they did and these two random children are somehow descendants? That's the only logical explanation, but the resemblance is so uncanny... The school records say they even have the same names. No. No way. Someone out there has a sick sense of humor.

- What. The. Fuck. They know Jackson and Grace too?!?! Jesus - he needs to talk to Jackson’s mom about an interrogation. Wait. What? Wtf Jackson’s mom is that famous sculptor/writer?? HOW IS THIS ALL CONNECTED?!

- Doesn’t Sally Jackson also have a missing person’s report on her first husband? Could all this weird shit possibly relate? Is there a kid mafia going on or something?

- His partner says he needs to relax. Easy for her to say. She's always calm in these situations. Okay, so he's got a missing movie star’s oddly aged daughter, a random boy who belongs in a 1930s cold case, and that one TNZ kid who apparently blows up gyms in his free time. Great. No clue how blondie fits in still. Is she somehow the ringleader? She actually looks kinda of familiar....

- So...the guy who owns Dare Enterprises? Yeah. His daughter apparently knows these people. It's been 9 cups of coffee and he still can't fathom this one out. According to Mr. Dare his daughter and the Jackson kid attend the same school. That explains nothing. He keeps showing up on her social media and now other people are recognizing him.

- Oh God. Oh no. Thalia Grace also appeared in this girl’s social media and now everyone is saying Dare Enterprises are conducting secret experiments on children. Honestly? It’s better than anything he’s got, but getting a warrant might be hard.

- Maybe he dismissed aliens too soon.... Alright, it's fine just - ISNT THAT TRISTAN MCLEAN’S KLEPTO DAUGHTER???! E N O U G H

- His partner needed to take emergency leave. How typical. Apparently McLean is a runaway too. She's with this Leonidas kid and.... No fucking way. It can't be....JASON GRACE?!?!

- The internet is broken. Some conspiracy YouTuber managed to identify this blonde teenager as Beryl Grace’s missing son by that scar on his lip. Everyone is saying it's a Hollywood scam bc their parents were both actors.

- Yo wtf Jason Grace pops up and Percy Jackson has officially been reported as missing. They don't pay him enough for this. He is at least he is positive he has a lead. All of this is centered around New York. He’s positive-

- There was a sighing of Percy Jackson in California. Typical. That's where the Jason Grace sightings originally were... what’s there?

- He has no answers. Nothing. His partner has left him for good apparently and... Wait. That little girl is supposed to be dead. Her case was one they learned in school. It's from the 1920s. She's dead. She died in an avalanche. His boss says her prints match The dead girl’s? What...the...fuck...

- IS THAT PERCY JACKSON WITH THE DEAD GIRL?!?!

- Harris is losing his mind. What are the connections here? Aliens? Human trafficking? Organ harvesting? Time travel?? HE HAS TO KNOW

- Piper McLean is ruining his life. She also apparently knows that blonde girl who is literally EVERYWHERE. She also won't stop posting pictures of her and Jason Grace and all these other random kids with vague connections to his case. Three new conspiracy theories popped up. The Dare Enterprises is still the most popular.

- The Grace siblings took a photo together and now his boss is saying the case might be given to the CIA. Over his dead body.

- Nico di Angelo has popped up again. He’s with...isn’t that Naomi Solace’s kid? WHAT IS WITH CELEBRITIES?!?

- They both appeared on Dare’s social media. Damnit. One person recognized di Angelo from the cold case and now the Dare secret lab thing is out. Naomi Solace apparently spoke out to say her son is not friends with a boy from a 1930s cold case, but the public doesn't seem to care. Someone else identified Hazel Levesque from McLean’s social media and now they are saying kids are getting kidnapped from the past and held in some cryogenic chamber.

- According to the most popular conspiracy theorist, the guy who tried to kidnap Jackson that one summer is the one who kidnapped all the other kids and he stores them somewhere. For what purpose? Nobody knows. There's a rumor that one of the unknown kids running around with them is that guy’s son.

- Paul Blofis agreed to an interview. He said people are being dramatic. All these kids just go to camp together. Camp? Really? Is he expected to believe that? Perhaps he’s in on it...

- Oh, how nice. His ex-partner says she has a gift for him (:

It was nice working with you these past years. Your theories were close, but never quite there. The truth is a hard thing to grasp for mortals. Hopefully, she will help you find your answers. -Athena

- The gift is a baby. He now has a baby.

- He still isn't paid enough for this.

- The blonde girl is at his door with the kids from his case. Why? Oh, god. Oh, he’s next isn't he? No, no, no-

- “Agent Harris? Hi, my mother sent me. My name is Annabeth Chase and I'm told you’re the father to my new sister.”

- “Excuse me? I haven't fathered any children-”

- “Yeah, my mom doesn't have children in the usual way. Why don't you sit down? We have a lot to explain.”

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So I’m trying to finally start getting back into writing fanfic again, if anyone wants to send some hoo/pjo one-shot prompts to my inbox it would be hugely appreciated

(Even better, some Aphrodite cabin related prompts because I’m planning to write a collection of cabin 10 mini fics)

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piper hc? to mix things up

- im so here for weird lil scrawny Piper with a choppy ass haircut

- if you’re really going to leave her with nothing but a knife, at least let her be a small speedy assassin who can pull it out and shank you faster than blinking

- she helps Leo design some tiny celestial bronze bombs and she runs around 24/7 with small explosives hidden in her pockets and in her socks, ready for use

- she pranks Drew for like 3 years straight by putting various things of Drew’s in jell-O (”The Office” style) until Drew confesses that she’s been happily eating the jell-O gifts all along and then they become friends

- smirking all the time, all her life, smirking in her sleep

- actual plans and like strategies being built around her charmspeak, like “ok we need to steal X thing from X monster in order to defeat X other monster, so Piper go do your thing”

- convincing ppl to give her piggyback rides wherever she goes? but the only person that SHE will give piggyback rides to is Reyna and it’s ridiculous bc Reyna 1. takes so much convincing (it’s like months before she finally sighs “yeah, mclean, you can give me a ride” and hops on) and 2. is so much taller that her feet almost touch the ground but Piper will NOT put her down until the journey is complete god i hate them somebody get me fanart pls

- steals Annabeth’s clothes and then pretends they were always hers, even though that shirt is CLEARLY too big for you, Piper, you’re fucking short, no one is fooled, give it back

- runs around in like cutoff shirts and dudes’ basketball shorts that fall all the way past her knees

- is just a weird impish mischief child unless her gf is around and then she has actual heart eyes and acts like a goddamn gentleman

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So I had this pretty angsty Piper headcanon:

*trigger warning: su*cide attempts mentioned (not in detail)*

After Jason dies she goes to a really dark headspace- like really dark.

In literally just a few months she watches her two best friends die right in front of her (even if Leo did come back), plus she’s probably still kind of recovering from the Argo quest/giant war (she hasn’t actually known she’s a demigod for that long as she’s not had much chance to rest).

It’s implied that after moving to Oklahoma Piper and her dad’s relationship is going to get better but what if Tristan just becomes desperate to regain his previous fame/lifestyle and things get worse. He’s constantly away trying to find jobs and even when he’s home he can’t really be there for Piper because he doesn’t know about so much of her life.

She’s alone and grieving and angry at Leo for not telling them he was back and at the gods for letting Jason die and at herself for not being able to save them.

She tries to kill herself.

It’s unsuccessful- perhaps Coach Hedge or Mellie save her. However, the gods are not happy. They have pretty backwards beliefs on suicide, partly due to old fashioned Ancient Greek views but mainly because if demigods are killing themselves, they’re not there to be used as pawns for the gods when they need them.

Almost all of the gods (and some demigods) turn their back on her, her mother sees her as an embarrassment to her bloodline, demigods are hesitant to go on quests with her because they know the gods aren’t gonna be helping them out when they need it.

I can see her becoming this infamous outcast figure who’s constantly disrespecting and causing trouble for the gods (what has she got to lose, they hate her anyway)- always dangerously close to getting struck by Zeus’s lightning but the gods also know that she’s saved their asses a few too many times for them to just smite her.

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some percys feat. annabeth

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piper and leo are those type of friends who have so many intricate inside jokes that when they’re in public together they just keep forming half-baked sentences and vague noises before one of them understands and they literally can’t finish a single phrase without bursting out into ugly laughter and concerning everyone in a 20 foot radius except for jason who fake laughs and rolls with it

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Everyone who is saying that Rick Riordan is ‘trying’

He is a cishet white man. Yes, he wrote the book a few years back and there was little rep back then. Yes, he has lots of POCs in the book. But the harmful stereotyping is not okay.

I remember when I first read about Samirah, another hijabi. I was so happy and excited. God, what a fucking let down. 

He had her engaged to her cousin at TWELVE YEARS OLD. If this was a little white girl, would you stand for it? NO! Because that’s stupid. Children can’t get engaged. Yes, alot of Muslims don’t have pre-maritial relationships and that results in arranged marriages. But having arranged marriages with two consenting adults is different than having an arranged marriage between children.

Also, about the on-off Hijabi thing. Why can we not have representation where the hijabi character CAN KEEP HER FUCKING HIJAB ON? Why is it that a character is not complete unless she takes off her hijab? It makes me and other hijabis feel like we are missing something by keeping our hijab on all the time.

You guys say that we are ‘being mean to him’. Well, when JK Rowling was being a bitch, were you afraid to be ‘mean’ to her? Jk Rowling is a TERF and we all know that. We all say that. But when I call Rick Riordan a racist, I’m being mean? 

Should we be thankful to get any representation at all? That even the worst stereotypes are better than nothing? That’s not fair. It’s not fair that we have to settle for shitty representation when white ppl get to play every character imaginable. Why don’t authors to just do their research? Just listen to the fans of color? But they aren’t willing to put in the effort in and it’s unfair to all the POCs out there who get shitty representation.

It’s not fair.

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jason grace headcanons (from elysium) :

he’s watching over his friends. everyday.

jason grace is the soft, gentle breeze piper feels on her surfing days at the beach.

occasionally, he’ll blow some seashells into her hands as a message to let her know he’s still with her.

jason grace is the reason leo hasn’t burned down the camp yet.

he’ll go and sit in bunker 9 while leo works and observes, reminiscing days when he was able to do it in person.

jason grace is the wind that makes sure reyna’s arrows fly with utmost accuracy on hunts.

the son of jupiter creates small pathways with leaves to guide the daughter of bellona down trails with the best prey.

jason grace is clear skies that percy experiences when he’s racing through the air on blackjack or on a swim.

the son of poseidon has a feeling it’s really him; letting percy enjoy the most beautiful parts of the world.

jason grace is the wind that blows obstacles out of annabeth’s way on her morning runs.

he brushes twigs, loose branches, everything out of her path so his friend can have a peaceful, relaxing workout like how he knows she likes it.

jason grace is the presence that frank feels next to him whenever he’s soaring through the skies as an animal of flight.

jason grace is the breeze that flows through hazel’s hair as she races around meadows on arion.

he’s the one taking her down unknown trails, showing her the mountains as arion thunders down them.

jason grace is the stars smiling down at nico, creating a small constellation of bianca di angelo.

nico knows it’s him. he goes out to the docks every night to watch the smiling face of his sister in the sky and he begins to picture the son of jupiter there as well, both watching over him.

jason grace is the bird that chips around apollo whenever he’s singing or playing his ukulele, adding another harmony to intertwine with his old friend’s music.

jason grace is the boy who died too soon.

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do you ship pipercabeth? if you do could you write some headcanons?

Love me some poly ships :)

Percy and Piper together are a menace. They get up to so much trouble, Annabeth seriously questions sometimes if she’s dating two adults or two toddlers

Piper was afraid that, given how long Percy and Annabeth already knew each other, she might end up left behind, but they wouldn’t let any of that come up and made sure Piper felt and knew she was just as much part of their relationship as the two of them.

There’s been people joking that Percy’s a player, having two girlfriends, and it annoys him to no end because it’s really not like that. Piper and Annabeth started falling in love while Percy and Annabeth were together - Percy was not going to make her decide. And he liked Piper. He could make it work. (Obviously, it ended up as more than just making it work)

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Aww but you guys, I really want the old gang and the new gang to be family. Grover making some amazing vegetarian chili with Piper in the Mess Hall (”Is this… uh, G, is this half a soda can?” “That’s just what it comes in, you don’t have to eat it. Actually, I’ll take care of that, hand it over.” “Hey, no, get your own!”) Juniper sitting with Nico near that quiet grassy stretch near the trees, teaching him how to busy his shaking hands by twisting the delicate stems of flowers into crowns.

Reyna and Clarisse hanging out in the armory, dusting, reorganizing, sharing trade secrets and favorite ways to completely mess up a dude. Also? Clarisse has so many embarrassing stories about Percy. Reyna’s never laughed so hard in her life.

Dakota and Travis and Connor wreaking havoc–triple the trouble, triple the, uh. Trouble. They’re in trouble. Chiron’s coming and they should probably run. Frank lining up a shot at the archery range, holding the tension in his arms, breathing in, standing steady, and–”Hey, so, I heard you stole my little brother’s job over in New Rome?” His shot goes wide, and Thalia laughs. “Let me show you how it’s done, kid.”

Rachel and Hazel listening to old jazz albums, humming along together and sharing an easel, just covered in paint and giggling. Butch helps them make stained glass sculptures that dance and glitter in the wind. Tyson and Leo as partners whenever there’s a game of Chicken in the Sound; Leo’s got skinny little arms, but nobody can knock Tyson down. “We are the champions!”

Reyna and Annabeth sitting together on the beach, listening to the waves, soaking in the sun. There’s not much they need to say–and the press of their shoulders speaks loud enough, anyway. Percy and Jason facing off in the arena, a clash of titans that somehow ends up in a ridiculous dance-off. Piper and Thalia sharing earbuds and singing dramatically at one another. Will and Hazel tearing through the forest together, unlikely Capture the Flag partners, small and silent and deadly. Frank and Clarisse racing up the climbing wall. “No cheating, little brother!”

Just a big cross-country family. Late night Iris messages. Postcards sent from around the world: Love from yet another death-defying quest, wish you were here! Orange and purple tye-dyed shirts. E-mails and selfies and road trips and slumber parties, sharing drinks and eye-rolls as they hover near the buffet during Official Olympus Celebrations. Trading stories and keeping secrets and knowing one another’s scars, the violence that cut them deep, the exact touch to ease a nightmare. Stolen hoodies and kisses to cheeks and warm hands to hold, a solid weight to lean against, and too much laughter, always. 

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Annabeth, on the Argo ii: All right, everyone. Pay attention. I have an announcement to make, and I only have a minute

Percy: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Annabeth: No, I was referring to your short attention spans

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despite being neurodivergent, none of the pjo characters actually acted neurodivergent – they were supposed to be adhd but leo and nico were the only ones who showed any symptoms at all. i think we should talk about that more

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Piper: You know what I love about boys?

Annabeth: What?

Piper: Their girlfriends

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Leo: Wakey, wakey fish and bakey

Piper: But I’m vegetarian

Leo: Wakey, wakey vegetables and sadness

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piper’s powers are actually kinda scary

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Piper:Percy's choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Grover: turn it upside down and use the 6!

Piper: genius!

Percy stopping choking momentarily: guys what the hell

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Did someone say gay Piper?