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dexxiemex · 29 days ago
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dexxiemex · 29 days ago
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dexxiemex · 1 year ago
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This man has a skin care routine
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This man hasn't seen anything but 5-in-1 in 10 years
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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Is liking these animes/mangas a manifestation of religious trauma? I have no clue and I don't care.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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Its 1 in the morning and the city is booming with life
Pied piper needs to cool his tits, I have a meeting in the morning and thanks to him im not getting any sleep!
'Move to Central' they said
'It's better than gotham' they said
'you don't even like cows' they said.
Yeah well the city is starting to get on my nerves.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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Captain Cold needs to stop freezing my street, it's spring in Central City, I'm not walking outside in snow shoes to walk five feet to my car, Stop It.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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Marie Kondo: Does this spark joy in your life?
Danny Fenton, eyeing the ghost portal: Well it certainly sparked something I can tell you that.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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what am i doing with my life
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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..what was i on when i wrote this..
You ever think back?
Back to when you rolled a bit to far off you bed and you caught yourself miraculously? Your eyes looking down to the floor, looking at your littered floor full of things sharp or pointed that if you fell on them the right way you'd be gone. The clammy fealing and numb tingle of your body as you meticulously picked up everything from your floor and made sure it was put away.
Back to when you fell down the stairs so quick you didn't have time to let out a startled cry? When your hear raced so fact you panicked even as you sat at the bottom of the stairs, staring at your hands. Your back and butt flairing with pain and your hands opening and closing slowly.
Back to the times when you almost slipped of the edge of a high place, a slip that could have killed you if you hit the ground a certain way? You every think back to it and remember the feeling of your heart pounding and your stomach flipping and your body tingling and a breath that could have been a scream jumping from your chest and out your mouth.
Back to when you swerved out of the way of another vehicle on the road and clenched the wheel so tight it hurt to move your fingures away from their position? When you foot hit the break so quick you jurked forward with a choke of a breath. When you huffed and puffed and looked around you to make sure you where still their?
Ever think back and wonder,
"Did I actually survive? Or am I just dead and living the life of a ghost. A life made up to allow some semblance of life and old age ending days. Am I living a life I made up when I died to counter act the shock of dying? Did I really survive that?"
Anyway I'm pretty sure Final Destination Trametized me. I can't walk under glass things, and i reeeally can't drive behind log trucks.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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ME: *reads a fanfic with over 500,000 words in a few hours*
ALSO ME: *cant read three words from that book i need to write a paper on, also can't remember what said book is called*
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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9pm: (just finished cleaning) imma head to bed
10pm: (is in bed, reading a book) Nice, time for bed!
11pm: (still in bed, noe staring at the wall) Any time now, I can feel it!
12am: (still in bed, rolling side to side) maybe I'm not comfortable enough!
1am: (now on phone, still in bed) huh, Thousand Li of Rivers and Mountains is cool, lots of cultural things to learn, artist was def a sugar baby based on the historical time period and the knowledge I know of it
2am: (in the kitchen) maybe some tea?
7am: (in bed, haven't slept, birds tweeting, 5 fics and a historical document finished an read but not retained) WHAT THE HELL!!
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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OKAY WHAT THE FUCK
I may have started reading My Hero Academia simply because of the hype of Hawks. Not only was I not disappointed, but now I'm a bit mad because y'all have me worried about this mans death day and im not pleased.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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You ever think back?
Back to when you rolled a bit to far off you bed and you caught yourself miraculously? Your eyes looking down to the floor, looking at your littered floor full of things sharp or pointed that if you fell on them the right way you'd be gone. The clammy fealing and numb tingle of your body as you meticulously picked up everything from your floor and made sure it was put away.
Back to when you fell down the stairs so quick you didn't have time to let out a startled cry? When your hear raced so fact you panicked even as you sat at the bottom of the stairs, staring at your hands. Your back and butt flairing with pain and your hands opening and closing slowly.
Back to the times when you almost slipped of the edge of a high place, a slip that could have killed you if you hit the ground a certain way? You every think back to it and remember the feeling of your heart pounding and your stomach flipping and your body tingling and a breath that could have been a scream jumping from your chest and out your mouth.
Back to when you swerved out of the way of another vehicle on the road and clenched the wheel so tight it hurt to move your fingures away from their position? When you foot hit the break so quick you jurked forward with a choke of a breath. When you huffed and puffed and looked around you to make sure you where still their?
Ever think back and wonder,
"Did I actually survive? Or am I just dead and living the life of a ghost. A life made up to allow some semblance of life and old age ending days. Am I living a life I made up when I died to counter act the shock of dying? Did I really survive that?"
Anyway I'm pretty sure Final Destination Trametized me. I can't walk under glass things, and i reeeally can't drive behind log trucks.
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dexxiemex · 4 years ago
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I am very not pleased, now i have more people to worry about, thanks
I may have started reading My Hero Academia simply because of the hype of Hawks. Not only was I not disappointed, but now I'm a bit mad because y'all have me worried about this mans death day and im not pleased.
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