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Point At a Mushroom (0/1,000).

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your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

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sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27

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Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

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the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived

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can you do ineffable bureaucracy x reader, kinda like domestic on earth and the reader gets them to try food and other stuff they havent really experienced

Thanks for sending this in hope you like it!

To start off with, Beelzebub and Gabriel aren't very good at "peopling" so they definitely need help from you on that.

Gabriel is surprisingly a bit more open to eating food because of his time as Jim and is willing to put gross matter into his celestial body.

Beelzebub however is not as open to eating anything so you often end up trying to persuade them into eating or drinking

They also don't understand phones and Gabriel gets annoyed at how human cellphones are less advanced than the ones in heaven.

I feel as if they enjoy tabletop games

Game night once a week although Gabriel is forgetful

They do not understand insurance

Or taxes

And Beelzebub barely understands the concept of buying things but even if they did they would mainly steal anything #begaydocrime I guess 🤷

Both of them are so confused so please help them lol

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Hi I will be writing for Good Omens now because I feel like it so here are my rules for requests:

no smut (suggestive is fine)

no incest

no character x character (character x character x reader is allowed though)

I will write polyamorous relationship

all kinds of relationships are allowed

Those are all of my rules here is what I will be writing:

headcanons

oneshots

drabbles

Characters:

Aziraphale

Crowley

ineffable husbands

Nina

Maggie

vinylatte

Anathema

Newt

ineffable descendants

Beelzebub

ineffable beuracracy

Adam (platonic only)

Warlock (platonic only)

Muriel (platonic only)

Thats it please and send in requests :)

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Hello I am currently making a google doc with a bunch of Marauders era headcanons if you would want to contribute you can send me your different headcanons about them and I will add them in!

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btw the reason it was super popular to hate furries in the 2000s - 2010s (and now);was because "furry" is and always has been synonymous with gay, trans or some other flavor of queer. it has nothing to do with the costumes or art.

the furry community has been an integral part of the online queer community. it has been a a pivotal and safe way for queer ppl to express themselves online without being identified by IRL homo/transphobes that could discriminate against and harm them. being able to blend creativity and escapism seamlessly with expression of sexuality and gender without having to conform to a norm has been literally vital in many queers lives.

so yea anyway furries are awesome, they literally helped me realize i was trans and bi by meeting other trans furries in furry social networks. my first exposure to trans terms like genderqueer, nonbinary, neutrois, and trans man were from other furries. ive been a furry since 2010 and im still planning on owning a fursuit :3

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Plague Doctor community I need to know this for science

I am genuinely interested how people have found a flock of birds out in the middle of nowhere.

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G'mornin Dr. Worm

they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

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No way

As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

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Vivian Corvid x Reader General Headcanons

No shame of what others see when she is with you

Biggest on pda but will giggle like a school girl if you treat her the same

Drinks tea and suggested a book club with Lilah and Sylvia to which they objected to

Only true extrovert among her siblings minus her brother

Takes you on "field trips" when in reality it's actually a life risking mission her older sister wanted her to do and she simply doesn't trust any one to take proper care of you

Don't worry she can keep you safe regardless of the situation

Makes breakfast for you in the mornings before you even wake up and makes dinner for you in the evening

Insists on her cooking but might let you help if you ask nicely

Kisses from her are always nice and soft even if she's pissed

Holds you like she'll never be able to again

You'll never have to worry about how you look again for she will severely injure anyone that even looks at you the wrong way

Wants to give you everything she could not have in the past and can

Has nightmares frequently but that's part of being one of the main Avian generals for such a long time

Smartest of her siblings even if she doesn't always act like it

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Lilah Corvid x reader General Headcanons

A/N: Wow I'm only halfway with the ocs I have listed

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She is the little baby of the three, very short compared to Bella and Alex

Adores giving you cheek kisses if she can reach, especially when hugging you but they're actually quite rare in public preferring to only hold hands if anything but in private she can be one of the most affectionate you'll ever meet

Really shy so doesn't do well at parties despite her friends and family throwing some of the most extravagant of them

Takes after her oldest sister and drinks coffee tried a monster once and didn't like it she also drinks tea preferring more floral types

Has sensitive hearing so prefers a more quiet s/o

Reads a lot especially fantasy even though she can go to the universe where it takes place *cough* Harry Potter *cough*

Never sleeps but she doesn't really have to but will cuddle with you while you sleep