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screaming crying throwing up

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Raise the roof!

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Loki: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Frigg: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Loki: But what's the first worst thing? Frigg: Loki, they...they weren't always orphans. Loki:

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Loki: "Person of interest" is almost too flattering.

Frigg: You know what, yes. Like if the police were to pound on our door and go "A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest", I'd be like "Moi?? Oh, do go on".

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'Tony, No'

- a book written by Pepper Potts, co-authored by James Rhodes and Happy Hogan, introduction written by Nick Fury, with excerpts from the prequel 'Tony, Put That Down' written by Steve Rogers

Enjoy the feisty counter argument 'TONY, YES' written by Harley Keener, co-authored by Pietro Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, and Clint Barton. Edited by Natasha Romanoff.

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Loki: I'm an idiot.

Frigg:

Kid!Loki:

Classic Loki:

Boastful Loki:

Alligator Loki:

Sylvie:

Loki:

Frigg: If you're waiting for us to disagree this is going to be a long day.

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Frigg: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Loki: Alright, Christmas is cancelled.

Frigg: ?? You can't cancel a holiday??

Loki: Keep it up, Frigg, and you will lose New Year's.

Frigg: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Loki: Sylvie, take New Year's away from Frigg.

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Peter (3): Do you take constructive criticism? Frigg: I only take cash or credit.

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What If...Clint Barton Spoke Up During the Avengers Meeting?

Chapter one

Clint Barton & Original Female Character

Word Count: 300+

Spoilers: "Loki" Season 1; "What If...?" Season 1; "i don't want to be saved" fanwork book 1

Basic Warnings + Trigger Warnings: Nothing, just a short AF chapter lmao

AO3: Link

Master List || Previous Chapter || Next Chapter

Frigg rubbed the palm of her hand nervously; she looked over her corrective lenses at Clint’s blurred face. “You know, Mr. Stark still doesn’t like or trust me. I’m sure he even set Jarvis to vaporize me on site.” She let out an airy laugh. “He probably thinks I’m some great and powerful sorceress when I’m not. I haven’t really used my magic since you took me in.”

“Lucky for you, princess, Stark isn’t at the tower today to make some snide comments about you. Besides, Nat taught him a lesson the last time he said something in front of her, so I doubt he’ll do it again.” Clint smiled at the adolescent. “We should be in and out.” He opened the front door to the Avengers Tower.

She slunk beneath his arm into the building. “If you were just doing an errand, why did you tell me it was important that I come with you?” She asked.

Clint shrugged his shoulders and followed his daughter toward the elevators. “Nat told me I should get you out of the house more often, even if that means lying to you.” He smiled. “She is right, we need to get you out more. You’re so pasty.”

Frigg pursed her lips and glanced down at the ground. She stopped walking as they stepped up to the elevator. She pressed her knuckles against the elevator button multiple times. “Very funny, dad. Do you, mom, and Aunt Nat think that I’m just some creature living in your attic?”

Clint puckered his lips and nodded slightly. “Sometimes.”

Frigg nodded slowly. “Hilarious.” She stepped into the open elevator after Clint.

“You know that’s a joke, right?” He nudged her arm.

She wavered at the force her father used. “Yeah, I know… The other night at dinner, you asked if I wanted to know how to use my powers and talked about training kids like me to be the next generation…”

Clint nodded.

“I was thinking about it…” Her voice trailed.

“And…?”

Frigg glanced up at Clint. “I don’t think it would be a bad idea to become a new-age Avenger, I want to be like you. A hero. And I want to do good things.”

“You don’t need to be an Avenger to be a hero.”

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Frigg: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying "Haven't decided yet" is typically a good response.

Loki: Indeed.

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Frigg: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!

Frigg, gets struck by lightening:

Frigg: HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time give it your A-game!

Loki: Frigg-

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He Who Remains: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Frigg: I was born for politics, I have great hair and I love lying.

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Frigg: If you wore a VR headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind, you could live in third person

Loki: Dissociating

Kid Loki: If you can't dissociate naturally, store bought is fine.

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Frigg: It's important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body.

Frigg: Environmentally sustainable black magic.

Loki: Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling™️.

Dr. Strange: Reduce -> Reuse -> Reanimate

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Kidnapper: We have your father.

Frigg: Let me speak with him.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker

Frigg: Dumbass

Loki: :(