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Marvel show idea: A group of completely non-superhero people are gathered by the watcher of their universe and are told that they will all eventually be a group called the "Avengers" none of them have any idea what that is because the only superhero adjacent thing they know of is Sheild. Basically there are no superheroes and all of these people are told that eventually there will be a huge superhero team and they'll all be on it. None of their names are the same as the real avengers. It's purely personality based. We watch as these people reluctantly keep running into each other, repeatedly accidentally doing heroic things. One guy is really excited about this and keeps trying to get them all to do the whole team thing. Also gender is no sign of who they will eventually become. Maybe iron woman or smth like that. It's purely just watching all these events unfold and trying to see who's going to end up as which superhero

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I introduced a one-time character. A Goblin with a stone leg to warn the party about a basilisk. He is now a level 2 warlock in a propeller hat, and the propellers are snakes. His name is john medusa. He is a recurring character now and will be part of the barbarians' backstory plot twist. Dnd is so awesome

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Jesus was so weird. "And he raised the bread and broke it in his hands." Like. Sir. Use a knife?

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Okay, so. It's no secret that Hop isn't very smart. We all know this. But everyone always talks about his move choices. But what I find to be the dumbest decision that Hop ever made is quitting training pokemon. Like. Bro. You love doing this. You've wanted it for years. And here's the kicker. YOU MADE IT TO THE FINALS. COME ON MAN. YOU ARE DEFINITELY AMONG THE TOP 10 GALAR TRAINERS. OPEN A GYM LIKE CHEREN OR SOMETHING. ALSO WHY IS THIS WHOLE POST IN ITALICS. HELP ME.

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I love the phrase "in all the land." Usually in medieval settings. Something like "I AM THE STRONGEST WARRIOR IN ALL THE LAND."

I don't love it because it's intimidating or anything. I love it because the "land" part implies there's just an absolutely ripped mermaid out there somewhere in the sea.

"I am the smartest man in all the land."

"Okay, but are you Dr Barnacle of the Great Reef?"

"No. That's why I said the land part? I WISH I was Dr Barnacle. What a genius."

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Larry: My normal types only have one weakness and can hit almost every type. I feel confident in this battle.

My Annihilape: Annihilape.

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Jason is hanging out at a public pool. A young transman approaches him.

TM: Excuse me. I just wanted to day how cool it is you don't mind people seeing your top surgery scars.

Jason: ...what. OH SHIT. no. These are from an autopsy. From when I was murdered. Brutally? With a crowbar? By the Joker?

TM: ...oh.

Jason: yeah.

TM taking notes: And where can I meet the Joker?

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Playing a dragonborn paladin. Get sent out of army. Meet hot lesbian elf. Ask lebsian elf to be my gf. Lesbin elf agrees. We meet party. Me join party. Got my divine smite, got my gf, got my freinds, life is good. But then. Stray arrow pins my cloak down. Cloak RIPS. Oh no. Entire party sees my hacked off, burnt wing stumps from when I was kicked out of the army. Suddenly everyone is asking about my backstory. Dnd is cool.

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Yeah bro I'm good, just me hit the save point real quick. Yes, I know we're not playing a video game. Yes, I know it's called the fridge, just let me dream, okay?

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Why do people enjoy my company like some kind of nice person? Go away, I'm listening to Epic