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Can someone tell me why the FUCK it took me so long to figure out the analogy of Alexander Pierce's last name and him infiltrating (piercing... get it?) S.H.I.E.L.D.

Yall pls tell me I'm not the only dumbass in this Fandom 😔

[eepylesbean]

y'know how men's situational sexuality sometimes creates funny terms?

what if when the Howlies were together Bucky justified tenting/rooming with Steve constantly as having a "wife" on the war front, bc y'know them not having/wanting language to call it *gay* back then haha

and also totally bc Sergeant Barnes spent his time fighting with the Howlies before Steve showed up telling 'em that he has a "gal" name "Stevie" back home waiting for him, and how tf was Bucky supposed to know that the fellas would end up meeting Steve and start asking questions????

and also imagine fast forward to 21st century, when Bucky's first trying out the dating apps, Steve stumbles on one of his dates by accident and gets jealous and starts trying to sort his repressed feeling about their little situational homosexuality back during the Howlies so Steve ends up interrupting Bucky's date and starting to loudly brag about being Bucky's "war wife" back in the day - their old term for it stuck during his moment jealousy - to get the gal to back off. hilarity ensues

And after all their being dumb together, they kiss and live happily ever after.

[eepylesbean]

Check these songs out neow!!

I've been obsessed with Fallout 4 recently (again) and Diamond city radio got me in a choke hold, these two specific songs though give pre-war Stucky so crazy!! and u should listen to them and obsess over Fo4 (& Stucky a little) with me!!

All the songs in Fo4 are oldies from like the 40s-50s so they all kinda fit a teeny bit so u should just listen to all of them

[eepylesbean]

I FOUND IT BITCH!!! i wasn't too way off base so its chill, mind the tags teammates if u wanna read it for urself!!!

Author: angel_with_a_nuclear_bomb

Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor, Alexander Pierce, Brock Rumlow, Alternate Universe, Dubious Consent, Bestiality, Or at least 2 animals banging each other, I think that counts so, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Protective Bucky Barnes, Sub Steve Rogers, Dom Bucky Barnes, Castration, Public Humiliation, Alpha Bucky Barnes, Alpha Steve Rogers, Watersports, Maybe I forgot a few characters, I guess we'll find out later, Pre-Serum Steve Rogers, But without the health problems, Beefy Bucky Barnes

Chapters: 3/3

Word count: 19,366

Summary:

HYDRA gave up on human experimentation after their 500th subject failed. They theorized that if they changed the original form to something more substantial, the project could survive. Their first subject was immensely successful, vicious yet obedient. Their second subject.... That's a little bit of a different story. But what happens when the Avengers intercept their first subject, and HYDRA's house of cards slowly begins to to fall?

*STARRING* Bucky as a chunky wolf Steeb as a tiny wolf

and

Bucky as a traumatized human Steeb as an even more traumatized human

*Read the tags or don't get mad if you don't like it*

Calling all Stucky-fic accounts!!!

please please help me find this damn fic i'm literally going crazy and insane.

General plot i remember:

Small Steve (i think) bucky and the rest of the howlies are like wolves or smth kept in a hydra base or fake wild life reserve thing, there is a couple like hunting(?) scenes i think. anyways!! their chilling and grilling until the avengers come and help 'em out and take them in, they can turn human also but Steve doesn't do it until after bucky the howlies don't go with I think(!!!)

I know its a lot of "i thinks" but that's literally all i got and I've been searching for so long its crazy, this fic got me the depths of Ao3 tryna find the damn thing.

[eepylesbean]

Calling all Stucky-fic accounts!!!

please please help me find this damn fic i'm literally going crazy and insane.

General plot i remember:

Small Steve (i think) bucky and the rest of the howlies are like wolves or smth kept in a hydra base or fake wild life reserve thing, there is a couple like hunting(?) scenes i think. anyways!! their chilling and grilling until the avengers come and help 'em out and take them in, they can turn human also but Steve doesn't do it until after bucky the howlies don't go with I think(!!!)

I know its a lot of "i thinks" but that's literally all i got and I've been searching for so long its crazy, this fic got me the depths of Ao3 tryna find the damn thing.

[eepylesbean]

All the silly names I call my cat(His name is Steve):

- Stevie (classic)

- TV/TB

- Stinky

- Stevie beavie/weavie

- Beanie baby

- Chip

- Chibi wibi

When I'm mad at him:

- Steve Anita Smith

- Steven Grant Rogers ( middle name gives it a lil spice)

- Ass

- Punk ass ( I love him I swear)

- Little fucker ( u have to believe me, I love him)

Bonus name: my mom made up one time

- Steven Sebastian (my last name)

[eepylesbean]

STUCKY HEADCANON ALERT

Just found out about a thing called "sweetheart grips" they were a thing where men in ww2 would put a picture of a loved one (or pin ups but shh) in the grip of their gun to like keep them close and whatev.

Bucky 1000% had one of teeny Steve in his grip before the little punk came and joined him on the battlefield

[eepylesbean]

Just a lil stucky WIP I pooped out just now, tell me how we feeling about it

Steve quickly made his way down the ornate castle halls, making sure to keep his dress from tripping him. He zipped past servants going on about their work, heels clacking loudly on the marble floors before coming to face a large intrequit door.

He slammed it open, chest heaving as he came to a stop. His mother and a very familiar face stood at the foot of the throne, two guards by each person.

"Bucky?" He said breathlessly, the man in question turned from the queen Sarah--Steve's mother-- and grinned. "Hey stevie" He said as he held out his arms, inviting the blond in.

Steve quickly took the hint and pushed himself from the door and into the brunet alphas arms. He jumped and bucky quickly caught him in air and spun him around, Steve's dress and bucky coat tails dramatically spinning with them.

Bucky sat Steve back down on the floor looking down at him with an even bigger smile on his handsome face. "Long time no see, huh?" He said kiddingly, Steve still in his embrace.

Steve's bright expression quickly turned to anger, "You jerk!" He said sternly as he broke from his embrace and punched the much larger man's shoulder.

Bucky laughed and held a gloved hand up to one of his, frankly, confused guards--a heavier set man with a bushy mustache, as moved towards them.

"I haven't seen you in forever and I have to find out through servant gossip that you were here?!" Not lowering his voice any but there was no real malice in his tone.

"Sorry doll, my dad was working me to the bone, trying to get me ready for the throne." He explains, " hardly any time to write or visit." He put his hands on Steve's shoulders as to stop his flailing.

Steve huffed at the explanation but stopped his movements. "Can I tell you why I'm here?" Bucky ducked down to meet Steve's eyes, who looked back up at him through his lashes and nodded with a pout.

"Well, I've got news and I of course wanted you to be the first to know." Steve perked up, wondering what it could possibly be.

"I'm getting married." Bucky said with a smile.

Steve's heart dropped, he blinked a couple of times in confusion. "What?" He barely heard himself over the blood rushing to his ears.

He quickly recovered and cleared his throat. "That... is great." He tried his best to look and sound excited for the alpha, but even to him it didn't sound right. "Do I... do I know them? What are they like?" He knew he shouldn't be but he was curious to find who would be taking the spot by Bucky's side he had been wanting since he was a pup.

Bucky seemed to get more excited at the question. "You know them very well, I promise, and they're probably the prettiest omega I've ever met, little spitfire too, always quick to put me in my place when I need it." Bucky gushed about the omega, not knowing about Steve's plight happening in front of him.

Steve swallowed and numbly pushed from Bucky loose embrace, nodding along to what Bucky was saying.

"Well, I'm sure they'll be great for you... I think I might just..." He trailed off trying to find an excuse, looking to his mother who was holding her hand over her mouth, trying to cover a smile. "Steve, dear, did you hear a thing he said?" She asked with a smile and an eye roll aimed at Bucky.

Steve looked back at the alpha even more confused. Bucky was biting his lip trying to hold back laughter like his mother was a few seconds ago.  "Steve, I was talking about you, I want to marry you, if you'll have me of course."

It seemed everything Bucky was saying was a different language, because Steve froze again, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "I don't understand." He said slowly, looking between the two older alphas.

"That's why I'm here, I was asking your mother for your hand in marriage." And when that explanation didn't work Bucky sighed deeply. "Here how about this," he lowered down on one knee in front of the blonde. " Steven Grant Rogers of TBD, will you marry me?" He held Steve's much smaller and colder hands in his own large warm hands as he smiled up at the omega.

Something finally clicked in Steve as he gasped and tear rushed to his eyes for a different reason.

He looked up at his mother and even the guards around excitedly before making his way back down to Bucky, who was looking back with affection.

"Yes! Yes of course I'll marry you, you jerk!" He said excitedly and found himself back into the alphas arms, almost knocking him over. Bucky laughed as he hefted himself and Steve from off the floor.

Bucky brought out a small box that held an even smaller band of silver and shinging diamonds in it. "Now I know it's not much but I figured we'd go together and pick something else out before the---." He tried to explain sheepishly before he was cut off. "Shut up, I love it, I'll keep it forever." Steve said while admiring the ring that was placed on his finger.

Bucky chuckled and brought the blonds hands to his mouth and kissed his knuckles. "Of course, doll." He smiled from under his lashes.

[eepylesbean]

Erm what the flip

I don't think we, as a fandom, think about the etymology and definitions of "punk" enough. i have for literally no reason and its kinda crazy lmao

Cause wtf do you mean half the definitions are synonymous to gay or literally being worthless

I know my main man Stan was (probably) going for the usual definition of like hoodlum and shit but... when u see some of the others, Bucky's just being the meanest person on the planet in the movies or even in writing (I'm lookin at u Ao3👀)

(Other definitions of punk include: passive gay man (bottom), prostitute (or companion of said prostitute), weakling, sick(like illness not being really cool)

is a fun one to look at cuz it gives examples and time stamps be careful of slurs/rapey implications and shit tho, caught my ass off guard crazy.

ANYWAY rant done, ignore me i find random shit neat

[eepylesbean]

NEVERMIND FUCK THAT SHOW BITCH!!! THE LAST EPIDSODE CAME OUT AND---

I hate it here, can't have nothing at all

ALL MY STUCKY BITCHES

IF U HAVE HULU OR SHOWTIME WATCH THE NEW SHOW "FELLOW TRAVELERS" RIGHT NEOWWW!!!

ITS THEM IN A DIFFERENT FONT I SWEAR TO YOU!!!

[eepylesbean]

ALL MY STUCKY BITCHES

IF U HAVE HULU OR SHOWTIME WATCH THE NEW SHOW "FELLOW TRAVELERS" RIGHT NEOWWW!!!

ITS THEM IN A DIFFERENT FONT I SWEAR TO YOU!!!

[eepylesbean]

As CEO of Clark and Kon bring family, do you have any fic recs featuring that dynamic?

I’ve come across one or two, but I’d love to read more!

<3

sure! here's a few recs, not necessarily with their relationship being central but with at least them having a father/son sort of relationship:

these small hours

of worry

of guilt

into the world

smile

unfurl

is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?

straight on til morning

just the two of us

stronger together

deep end

buy back the secrets

gonna be a better one (thousand miles to your door)

in my head

velveteen

my big bat kryptonian wedding

you found me when no one else was looking

rinse, respawn

but still your secrets (i will keep)

peer review

acid rain and black umbrellas

the kids are (sometimes) alright

kickoff

johari window

life skills for adults in the 21st century

[eepylesbean]

look at us - who would’ve thought? 

or when you’re talking to your former crush about a time when you two would never think about annihilating each other during the Cuban Missile Crisis  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[eepylesbean]

Updated Master List

I’ve been abandoning, editing, or pulling down materials I’m not happy with lately. Along with general inactivity on Tumblr, I realized my post history is inaccurate. Thus, I present all completed material I have written and still actively have up. Note this is Hetalia content unless otherwise stated.

Fake It Until You Make It: Ivan fakes a relationship with Alfred to get out of his miserable marriage. Clean-ish human AU with rusame and rochu. 13 chapters.

Heart Of Hearing: An entire universe of FACE interaction that begins around Matthew as a deaf child. This is a massive domestic story, being released weekly until it’s conclusion. Nedcan, rusame, denpru, and much more. 55 chapters and counting.

Landing Off Course: Alfred’s plane crashes into the sea, but he miraculously survives. Clean human AU rusame created for MerMay. 6 chapters

Fuck And Burn The House Down: Title says it all. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter.

A Bunny’s Tail: Alfred and Ivan do pet play. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter. For Family: Sad historical Canada in WW2. Clean with no ships. 1 chapter.

A Fairy Big Problem: Fairy prince Alfred is sent to Earth as disciplinary punishment. Cleanish rusame and nedcan. 14 chapters.

The Spy That Stole My Heart: Spy Alfred is forced to work with reformed super villain Ivan on a dangerous mission in France. Very violent spy AU rusame. 11 chapters.

Hopping Mad Over You: Lars loses his beloved pet rabbit in the apartment, magic ensues. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Birds Of A Feather: Matthew, god of birds, has chosen a new mate. Clean gods AU nedcan, prucan, and rusame. 1 chapter.

Friendship Is Magic: Matthew is the unhappiest village member of friendship village. Violent dirty My Little Pony/Hetalia mix with nedcan and rusame. 1 chapter.

Crazy Love: Matthew’s alien crazed father is set up with eccentric recluse Ivan. Cleanish human AU nedcan, rusame and amefra. 7 chapters.

His Song: Matthew sings Lars a song. Clean canon nedcan. 1 chapter.

Learning Her Way: Matthew escorts his transgender girlfriend to school. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Matthew, The Worst Demon Ever: Matthew is very bad at tormenting Lars. Lars doesn’t seem to mind. Very violent demon AU nedcan and fruk. 8 chapters.

Love Is For The Birds: Matthew is a Canadian goose in a zoo. Clean zoo AU with nedcan. 1 chapter.

Two Terrible People In Love: France and England are assholes watching TV. Clean canon AU fruk. 1 chapter.

Eyes For You: Canada slips Netherlands a note during a meeting. Clean canon nedcan. 2 chapters.

Hot Canadian Pizza: Lars delivers a saucy pizza. Dirty-ish human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Till We Part: Ivan’s wife dies, and Alfred comforts him. Clean human AU rusromano and rusame. 1 chapter.

Giving Chase: Wolf has feelings, and he is not great at expressing them. Dirty-ish Nu Pogodi! fic (soviet cartoon give it a chance). 7 chapters.

Cut Above The Rest: Alfred commits suicide. Violent canon implied rusame. 2 chapters.

I Choose You: Alfred and Ivan are roommates in the complicated world of pokemon. Violent Pokemon/human Hetalia AU with nedcan and rusame. 26 chapters.

Paternity Testing: Sweden gets a surprising paternity test result. Clean canon with no ships. 1 chapter.

Curses And Gifts: Follow Natalia as she moves beyond suicidal mental blocks. Clean-ish human AU with hunbela lesbians. 2 chapters.

Love, Magic, And Insurance Fraud: Toris’s life falls apart after he buys a fridge off a shady polish website. Cleanish modern fantasy AU with poliet, prucan, and rusame. 15 chapters.

Shut Down: Alfred hides at Ivan’s house while his government is in turmoil. Dirty canon rusame. 1 chapters.

Curiosity Killed The Cat: Detectives Ivan and Alfred team up to solve a grisly crime. Dirty human AU rusame, aushun, and more. 17 chapters.

Happy Birthday: Russia goes insane in his apartment. Violent canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

From The Web: Alfred gets a spider obsessed new roommate. Apocalypse AU with rusame and geripan. 20 chapters.

Learning From My Mistakes: Grow with Toris as he stumbles through the hard lessons of school, friendship, and what love actually is. Dirty human AU with poliet, lietbel, and rusame. 15 chapters.

Fortunes, Folly, And Vodka: Ivan, a Russian gypsy con artist, can suddenly see ghosts. Dirty modern fantasy AU with spamano, gerita, and ruscan. 11 chapters.

The Founding Of Kievan Rus: Ivan is a young nation that is willing to get his hands dirty. Historical canon with no ships. 1 chapter.

Life Debt: Alfred rescues Ivan from himself after the USSR dissolves. Violent canon rusame. 11 chapters

Far From Home: Lost cosmonaut Ivan is rescued by alien alfred in deep space. Dirty space AU with rusame and packed with aliens. 19 chapters.

Bottled Emotions: Alfred loses his temper on the job. Violent canon AU with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

Hetalia Monsters Universe Series: This is three connected stories about Alfred loving Ivan, who has been a secret sea monster for centuries. It is domestic canon rusame, but also has heaps of tentacle sex. Part one is 9 chapters, part two is 7 chapters, and part three is 2 chapters.

His Amazing Grace: Alfred sustains massive brain damage, and Ivan helps him heal. Cleanish canon rusame. 15 chapters.

A Life Of Glitter: Alfred and Ivan raise Matthew in the glory days of the 1980′s. Clean fluffy human AU. 5 chapters.

Madness And Profits: A poem about mad scientist Alfred seducing business man Ivan. Cleanish human AU rusame. 1 chapter.

Lost And Found: Monster hunter Alfred attempts to rehabilitate insane wizard Ivan. Dirty fantasy AU rusame. 11 chapters.

Life Is Not A Sitcom: Alfred is seduced by Belarus, but it backfires hilariously. Cleanish canon rus/ame/bel poly. 10 chapters.

Ambitions Beyond The Stars: Alfred asks Ivan to kill someone for him, and their relationship grows from it. Violent canon rusame with sappy ending. 47 chapters.

The Oops: Ivan accidentally becomes pregnant. Dirty canon rusame. 6 chapters.

Branding The Future: Ivan and Alfred take over the world. Clean canon rusame. 2 chapters.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction: Italy has secret weapon technology that Ivan and Alfred want. Clean canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

Feeling Feline: Ivan is a sexy cat. Cleanish canon with humour. 1 chapter.

Fate Follows: Russia discovers a deadly secret about America. Cleanish canon rusame. 10 chapters.

Dark Destiny: Necromancer king Ivan takes prince Alfred hostage. Clean fantasy AU rusame and fruk. 3 chapters.

Beauty To Die For: 1920′s Assassin Ivan desires mafia wife Amelia. Clean 1920′s crime AU. 1 chapter.