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Draco: *Driving a car for the first time*

Hermione: That's a red light. You've got to stop here.

Draco: I'll stop twice on my way back.

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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

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Draco: We have a problem.

Hermione: No! YOU have a problem. I have an idiot for a husband who keeps causing them.

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Draco:*clearly livid* Have you no shame, Granger?

Hermione:*equally mad* well, ofcourse Yes. I am ashamed of YOU.

Narcissa:*spits out wine* Oh DAMN!!

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Hermione: Listen up! I have to leave for a few days.

To Draco: Don't kill my plants.

To Narcissa: Don't plot to kill anyone.

To Crookshanks: Don't kill ANYONE.

To the white Peacocks: Don't kill the vibe.

To Lucius: At least TRY not to get killed.

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Draco: *does something dumb*

Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.

Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.

Hermione:

Draco:*contemplates what he just said*

Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*

Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!

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Hermione: Are you going to be part of the problem or are you going to be part of the solution?

Draco: You know what?!I am going to be the Whole Problem.

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Draco: I have done all I can do!!

Hermione: You have made it worse!

Draco: Yeah,that's pretty much all I can do.

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McGonagall: Did you just give 10 points to Mr. Malfoy for being too handsome?

Snape: Get off your high horse. You play favourites too.

McGonagall: No one can accuse me of being partial towards anyone.

Snape: Oh really?

McGonagall: Yes. I love Ms. Granger and all the non MS. Grangers equally.

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Draco:Hey Granger,long time no see. Let's bang.

Hermione:

Draco:

Hermione: I think you mean hang?!

Draco:

Theo:*just passing by* Nope.

Blaise:*giving her a room key* He meant what he said.

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Hermione:*exasperated* What's going on between you two?

Draco: Just listen to his argument, Granger.It's preposterous.

Crookshanks: Meow Meow Meooww

Draco:*shrieking again* What do you mean my bucket hat can't hold water? IT'S A BLOODY BUCKET, you ignorant feline!

Hermione:*to herself* I am surrounded by retards.

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Hermione: Which one of you broke my mug please step forward. I promise I won't be mad.

Draco: It's obviously your cat.

Crrokshanks: MeooowW

Draco: *to Crookshanks* Don't you dare blame this on me, you bitchy old shoebrush.

Crookshanks: MeeeowWWW

Draco: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT? YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!

Hermione: *exasperated, proceeds to leave the room*

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Lyra: *6 years old* I don't wanna die. I have kissed only one boy so far.

Draco: WHAT ?!

Lyra: Relax.It was a long time ago.

Hermione: Are you relaxed now, Draco ?

Draco: *visibly scared* I have never been more stressed out in my life.

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Draco: Pardon my intrusion.

Hermione: At this moment or in my life in general ?

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Mrs. Granger: And that's Hermione wrote when she was five years old.

Draco: What is this?

Hermione: : A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups.

Draco:

Draco: I am just a blond monkey to you,aren't I?!

Mr. Granger: *sipping tea* You said it, Not us.

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Theo: *Drunk at a party* We should appreciate the little things in life,mate.

Draco: *yelling across the hall* I APPRECIATE YOUR IITY BITTY HEIGHT, GRANGER !!

Hermione:

Everyone:

Draco:

Blaise: *on his phone* Hello! UK's best funeral service?

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Mr Granger: I heard your friend Ron's store is doing very well, Hermione.

Draco:*trying to impress* Hardwork might beat talent but it can never beat my Generational wealth, Sir.

Hermione: Please stop talking.