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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Y/N: … You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: What's a homophobe? Mikey: Someone who's afraid of homes. Mona Lisa: What? Afraid of homes? Why? Mikey: Look at the prices.

[thehungergamesmemes]

Haymitch: I’m not doing too well

Haymitch: I  have this headache that comes and goes

Katniss: *Walks in*

Haymitch: Oh look there it is again

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

(After Anakin was denied the rank of Master)

Mace Windu: And if you have any comments, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Anakin: But that’s just a trash can...

Mace: It sure is! :)

[zootopiathingz]

Adam: we should play spin the bottle.

Lute: but it’s just the two of us, sir.

Adam: your point?

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Balloon Boy: Change is inedible.

Withered Foxy: Don’t ye mean “inevitable”?

Balloon Boy, spitting out a few pennies: I did not.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Barnaby: You're drinking apple juice, bud.

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: What did you girls get in your yearbook?

Grey: 'Prettiest Smile'.

Charmy: 'Nicest Personality'.

Noelle: 'Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight'.

Nero: 'Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight, but Most Likely to Win One'.

[hitchell-mope]

Dean: Sammy, you love me, right?

Sam: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere that I won’t like.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Calvin: Don’t fill up on bread; that’s how they get you.

Rocky: No, that’s how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden.

[incorrect-tbhk]

Aoi: I may have accidentally indulged in too much “Me Time.”

Aoi: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Y/N: ... Have you never taken a shower before?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Love makes people do stupid things. Mikey: I love everything! Raph: That explains a lot.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Stiles, what are you doing? Stiles: Making chocolate pudding. Derek: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Stiles: Because I've lost control of my life. Stiles: Here's your pudding, Eli. Eli: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Johnny: Rejected... by the only woman I ever loved...

May: That's ok! You'll find lots of other women to reject you!

[nerdasaurus1200]

Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.