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[goldandglittersblog]

Blaise: If you had to pick any gryffindor to date who would you choose?

Theo: I don't know.

Blaise: Me neither.

Draco: Granger

Blaise:

Theo:

Narcissa:

Lucius:

Voldemort:

White Peacocks from the Malfoy estate:

Crookshanks:

Harry:

Ron:

Draco: IDONTKNOWMENEITHER!!

[deathbydran0]

Some individual incorrect RHPS quotes:

Frank: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Columbia: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Frank: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Rocky: You think I really give a bullshit? I can't even read.

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Riff Raff (at Frank): If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Columbia: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Frank: Okay, okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Frank: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Columbia: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Eddie: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.

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Frank: I am so horny and angry all the time.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Bruce, walking into the Batcave: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Jason: You know that trick people play on dogs? That one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing? Bruce: Yeah? Jason: Steph did that to Dick.

[incorrecttwsted]

[chaoticaesthetician]

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

[livsoulsecrets]

Dick: Bruce just insisted Tim and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.

Dick: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?

Percy: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

[sm64mario]

The Newest Super Mario Bros game has been announced for Nintendo Shitcube

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: What's it like dating Regulus?

James: Once, I asked for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

James: I love him.

[goldandglittersblog]

Hermione : What the hell is wrong with you?

Draco: You mean today or like in general?

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[devilishvalentine]

Y/N: Sit down, i'm gonna torture you now

Jason, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Jason: What—

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for.

Jason: Stop, now—

Y/N: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Jason: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!

[incorrecttwsted]

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Tim: Do I look straight? Jason: Not in the slightest. Tim: No, I mean my parking. Jason: Oh, in that case, yeah, it’s fine.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt

Percy: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit