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Mmm…. Florida :/

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first degree murder

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It’s Blueberry too :]

eating a straight up bagel with nothin on it, fully knowing I’m a fucking psycho

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Erm….HOW

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???

dude, seeing people post ACTUAL P0RN on #asexual is so crummy

like, why? As someone who physically CANNOT STAND IT, Why?

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I Hate My Family

I was at Chipotle with my family and somehow this kid I knew from school walks in. (This dude is homophobic AF).

So when I told my sister that I knew him, she dead-ass looks at me, and walks over to him. 😶

“Do you Know that GIRL over there?” (First, He doesn’t… and second, I WAS PRESENTING MASC THAT DAY!?!) 🫣

My dad then proceeds to mock me for the entire day for having a ‘crush’ on him…. W H A T?… IM GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’ve never felt more homo in my entire fucking life.

anyway, thank you for coming to my TedTalk. ☺️☺️☺️

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Is That Trauma I Smell?

Yummy 😋

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✨My Name Is Shelly- Cus I’m A Shell-✨

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Buy A Fucking Burger

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Just got A Blahaj, Feelin especially trans today

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That One Emo Cat Dude

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Look At These Girlies

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Tell Me Why The Fuck My First Gay Crush Was A FLIPPIN YELLOW DORITO

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Why The Actual Fuck Is There A Rodger In My Soup?

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I FINALLY MADE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT :D