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dood, i don’t even have the runs anymore. i have the fucking sprints
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why isn’t peanut butter and jelly a halloween food with its color scheme?
#idk man#shitpost#comedy?#comedy#wtf#peanut butter#jelly#peanut butter and jelly#pbandj#pb and j#halloween#spooky season#spooky month
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*puts on yellow and black striped ski mask*
i’m going incogbeeto
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i made this funky lil dood in my art class lmao
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baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we’re on my old english notes
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i did this doodle a hot minute ago and forgot to post it .^.
#art#doodle#melanie martinez#crybaby#soap#fanart#melanie martinez fanart#crybaby fanart#sketch#drawing#idk man
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i did a doodle cause i was really bored lmao-

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what if mom was short for mhomas
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this was my art final lmao

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remember to be careful; he’ll rock ya
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this reads like it was written by meng lmao
Thank god Aang has beautiful dark brown eyes. Can you imagine him with blue or even green eyes? Horrifying.
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if you have to complain do it directly into my mouth (argument rizz)
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i think i'm lactose intolerant but im also italian so like fuck that they cancel out by like factoring or whatever
#shitpost#idk man#comedy?#comedy#italian#italy#lactose intolerance#cheese#cheesemakesmystomachgobrrrr
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i need someone to autisticly rant to about national anthem by lana del rey for three hours
#shitpost#actually autistic#autism#lanadelrey#lana del rey#national anthem#born to die#idk man#comedy?#comedy#wtf#gay#cause if you listen to lana del rey you're definitely gay (or a middle aged woman; no inbetween)
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i woulda survived 'it' cause i woulda just given pennywise a big ol smooch
worst case scenario i confuse him and run away; best case scenario i get a demon clown spider boyfriend
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i wanna be a fae cause like-
ik my boyfriend's full name, yet my arms are severely lacking in cuddles
#shitpost#idk man#comedy?#comedy#wtf#gay#funny#gayboy#gayyyyyy#mlm#fae#faerie#he is actually irish (ethnically at least)#so my fae powers would be double as effective#maybe i could lure him with potatoes???
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sometimes i understand why gay people are called fairies cause sometimes im graceful as hell and feel ethereal.
other times, however, i feel like a troll and get an overwhelming urge to camp out under a bridge and ask people my riddles three. if they get them wrong they get spaghettis hocked at their left ear.
if they get them right then i give them a handful of paper clips.
#shitpost#idk man#comedy?#comedy#wtf#gay#funny#gayboy#trolls#fairy#troll#fae#faerie#i wanna be a faerie cause then like#i could summon my bf whenever i want#cause ik his full name
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