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Doing the dishes is actually p fun and relaxing if you have your fav music blasting through the kitchen

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I thought this would break the internet ugh

Accidentally peeled a baby egg today

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Accidentally peeled a baby egg today

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Peeling boiled eggs is either the best thing or the worst thing in the world and no I will not explain

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my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

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Sometimes the motivation to create strikes at such odd times.....im literally in the middle of a function rn

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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For some reason, Anant Ambani's wedding and the current situation in India is giving late 1780s France.

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noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

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Every weekend my dad is like oh you had plans? Too bad you gotta finish this side quest first

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Is it jus me or did the animation in S4 Haikyuu!! kinda fell off?? Like why does it feel so flat? And there's a lack of details which idk..... some frames just straight up look like a draft

Like why does my man look like that

After looking like this for 3 seasons

Justice for Sugawara pls what did they do to you 😭😭

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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

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Ok hear me out:

A Mahabharat anime would slap so hard

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Peak character design is when they have a band-aid on their face

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Ugh I hate chloe so much dumbfuck banal ass character with 0 braincells thinking she's always right and never lets Lucifer speak

Like who tf wrote her character it's so bad she has no personality I hate everytime she's on screen

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Remember, you can do everything right in your life and still wake up with a sore throat

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there's this character dynamic that's not necessarily enemies to lovers, where one or both parties don't initially respect or trust the other person in much the same way that a feral animal sees anyone who tries to approach it first as a threat that's like cocaine to me