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I got beef with the word cooperation and its variations.

Co-operation

You know how I read it every time??

Cooper-ation, which is objectively wrong,

All of this is from a book with the title "Cooperation" that I read in elementary school. (I was required to read informational books, and I ran out of cat books)

I actually read it with a middle schooler (Cross school reading event), and they didn't know how to pronounce the word either.

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Hypnos: hi baby :D

Tim: you do realize that everyone thinks I'm narcoleptic now.

Hypnos: it's not far off to be honest.

Tim: im currently asleep on the stairs

Hypnos: my bad

Dick who was walking up the stairs with Tim as he slowly collapsed and passed out: literally how??

Tim: *snoring softly*

Dick: !?!?!????

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Batman: im taking you home, kid.

Tim: If you grab me, im going to pass out

Batman: (Who is this kid??) *Grabs him*

Tim: *out like a light*

Batman: (WHY IS THIS KID OUT AT NIGHT??)

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Crystallized sleep.

Like threads of syrup webbed across the body hardening and making his limbs heavy

He almost feels dragon like as he snuggles further into his pillow. The illusion of crystals starting to feel like scales.

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I just remembered that as a small child my parents took me to get my fingerprints registered with the police.

(I believe it was a thing about kidnapping, just in case, but that is info I learned later in life)

The thing is, i just remember fingerprints. Idk if they have my DNA on file.

All this to say, it would suck if I ever committed a crime. Although those fingerprints probably won't match me now

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Proof that I am @goldfishinaplasticbag's most insane reader.

For context, at the end of chapter 4 of their fic, 1-800-GOTHAM, there is a "riddle"

And ima try and gain as much information as I can from it (Even if im probably not smart enough to crack it completely)

Spoilers after the cut :)

The text im refrancing:

What i have so far:

I have nothing for the 3rd line, just "the joker is behind it all"

Now that im looking at this again as a whole, in some card games, an "Ace" is worth 11 points. And some people call their "secret weapon" an "Ace"

And Jack Bauer from the show "24" is just a fun coincidence (I think)

The rest of the numbers I have no clue.

So, what i think the plot will be:

1: Tim nearly dies at the galla

2: there's 2 major rouges (the aces) that attack

3: joker reveals himself properly

4: he attempts (and partly succeeds) to take over the city with a fear toxin/joker venom mix

I gotta cross my fingers for a happy ending here 🙏🙏

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Tim and Clovis bonding :)

Completely platonic sleeping on the subway

I didn't forget about my AU i SWEAR

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"The chicken wasn't boneless and now neither am i"

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Literary nonsense???

The only Lit I read IS NONSENSE

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

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(I had to draw it)

Jason: *cracks elbows*

Dick, concerned: what the- >:0 how-?

Jason: *continues to Crack various joints*

Dick: owch, stop making me feel old

Jason: but you are

Dick: *gags* im not-

Jason: with your gray hairs and all >:)

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Jason: *cracks elbows*

Dick, concerned: what the- >:0 how-?

Jason: *continues to Crack various joints*

Dick: owch, stop making me feel old

Jason: but you are

Dick: *gags* im not-

Jason: with your gray hairs and all >:)

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Oh how i wish I could take one of them home with mee

The kitten that's a carbon copy of mama is my favorite <3

(Her name is Harvey, as in two face)

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4 chapters in so far:

I get the father-son assumption, simply because of the way they talk about and treat each other, but all the actual solid "facts" they have points to siblings with shitty parents or perhaps childhood friends with an age gap (because they refuse to acknowledge the possibility that they actually don't know Angel's age)

Unless they forgot about a bunch of details, (it's heavily implied that babs shared screenshots of her first texts with Jax, that includes the parents being separate from Angel)

No clue what Damian thinks

Dick 100% believes they are like him and Damian

Jason bet that they were father figure and son, and rn i think he still believes that

Bruce 90% believes Angel is an abusive ceo father figure.

Babs, twins. It's gotta be twins. (Or close in age siblings, but i like twins more)

And poor tim is so clueless. He honestly just needs to stop talking. He's just making it worse.

I don't think much will change after this, but I will keep you updated if it does

Ive decided I'm going to go though the entire fic and compile all the "evidence" so I can properly theorize their theories

Even if I probably won't catch up in time for the official reveal. I wanna see where I end up

There's no way a 30ish year old has known a 17 yo for the entirety of the 30 year old's life. But also, she's probably not even thinking about this line like that in the moment

TJIS IS THE MOSR INSANE THING I’VE SEEN. but you’re also just like tim so. accurate

piece it all together from their POV and the shitty crumbs tim has left for them. please let me know where you end up i’m actually in tears at this

DO THIS. BECOME CRAZY. ANALYSE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm trying to be normal as I vibrate intensely

I got no chill, man

Im a little stalker and a freak

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Me: morning

Grandma: what are you doing

Me: thinkin

Grandma: bout what?

Me: batman

Grandma: OH JESUS

Me: what did you expect!?

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For anyone who cares about the absolute spiral that I go through every time I get a really interesting book instead of actually reading the book:

I tell everyone I know about the new book in my collection

I talk to my camera about the book (50/50 chance I post anything but I do like 20 takes)

I end up talking about all my books, because I have so many interesting and weird books.

Think about reading a book

End up not reading because now it's the middle of the night and I actually like to sleep.

Repeat.

Special interest: books

Books read in the last 2 years: 4 (not including wip and dnf)

Fanfiction read: idk man a lot

Books acquired in the last year: 30ish

I need to get my priorities straight