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AT 5:01 PM
#mariah carey#dont care#dont know#i dont know you#work#coworkers#exist#get out#i dont care#5:01#5 o'clock#after work#mariah#illegalin48states#whatever
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SUNDAY NIGHTS
#sunday#sunday night#just kill me now#glee#kill me#glee tv show#tv show gif#illegalin48states#weekend problems#monday problems#sunday nights#death#weekend recovery#recovering#can't do it#i hate monday#monday morning
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WHEN I MANAGE TO LEAVE THE BAR WITHOUT BLACKING OUT
#amy schumer#amy#dance#dancing#happy dance#bar#leaving the bar#club#black out#blacking out#drunk#drunk girl problems#i did it#wine#wino#illegalin48states
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WHEN MY COWORKERS WANT TO HANG OUT AFTER WORK
IF IT'S MY CUBE-MATES:
IF IT'S THE CUTE GUY DOWN THE HALL:
#coworker#work#working girl#work problems#the oc#OC#cubicle#cube-mate#cute#cute guy#she's the man#amanda bynes#i'm so there#it's insane#eunice#what are you doing tonight#blog#bl#busy#i'm busy#illegalin48states
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BIRTHDAYS
SOME PEOPLE:
ME:
#birthday#birthdays#my birthday#happy birthday#some people#me#other people#community#donald glover#you guys#i never cry#pretty in pink#everything's just getting shittier#shitty#worse#molly ringwald#illegalin48states
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ME TODAY
WHAT I SAY:
WHAT I MEAN:
#presents#birthday#bday#it's my birthday#don't rain on my parade#ramona#ramona singer#rhonyc#real housewives#what i say#what i mean#big ang#angela#mob wives#gifts#illegalin48states
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TRYING TO GET A BIKINI BODY HAS ME LIKE
#bikini#bathing suit#bathing suit season#swim#swimwear#one piece#fatty#bikini body#beach body#has me like#whole bunch#cake#ice cream#dessert#nicki minaj#nicki#bravo#bravo tv#watch what happens live#WWHL#andy cohen#real talk#illegalin48states
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CAITLYN JENNER
#caitlyn#caitlyn jenner#bruce jenner#jenner#yasss#QUEEN#trans#transgender#transjenner#vanity fair#vanity fair shoot#crying#bob's burgers#clapping#applause#work#werk#girls#boys#be yourself#brave#illegalin48states
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WHEN MY EX WALKS INTO A PARTY
#ex#ex bf problems#ex boyfriend#ex gf#ex gf problems#ex girlfriend#ex problems#why are you here#you're here because why#bethenny#bethenny frankel#RHONYC#real housewives#real housewives of new york city#real questions#questions#party#social#social event#don't wanna see you#illegalin48states#why
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WHEN I TRY TO IMPRESS A GUY BY BEING ATHLETIC
#athletic#try#trying#i'm trying#trying too hard#guy#guys#sports#sports skills#buffy#buffy the vampire slayer#00's tv show#tv show gif#tv show#hulu#sarah michelle gellar#sarah michelle prinze#buffy summers#football#fail#sports fail#hulu gif#illegalin48states
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WHEN I HAVEN’T POSTED TO TUMBLR IN A WHILE
#post#posts#tumblr post#tumblr#blog#blogger#blog problems#it's been a while#jumanji#robin williams#90's movie#90's#movie#movie gif#jungle man#what year is it#year#what#illegalin48states
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WHEN I CAN’T AFFORD TO GO ON VACATION
#vacation#trip#take a trip#vacation all i ever wanted#can't get away#gotta get away#time off#afford#money#money problems#money probz#wave pool#waves#splash#making waves#no money#funny gif#summer gif#make your own waves#ocean#beach#illegalin48states
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COPING WITH STRESS
#CAKE#illegalin48states#coping mechanism#STRESS#BAKE CAKE#CAKE BOSS#worried#handling stress#whole cake#baked#ate#coping#cope#deal with it#how i do things
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WHEN I SPOT THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING GUY IN THE ROOM
#good looking#hot#attractive#hottie#spot#spotted#i see you#mine#finding nemo#disney movie#disney movie gif#disney#seagulls#claim#dibs#called it#competition#mine mine mine#all mine#not yours#the boy is mine#illegalin48states#guys#hot guy
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WHEN ONE PERSON IS NOTICEABLY MISSING FROM THE ‘BAD BLOOD’ LINEUP
#bad blood#taylor swift#t swift#swift#taylor#bad#blood#music video#one person#just one#katy perry#perry#katycat#noticeable#noticed#obvious#missing#not there#awkward#spoiler#badbloodmusicvideo#diss#elmo#snl#Saturday Night Live#illegalin48states
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WHEN SOMEONE ORDERS NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER AT HAPPY HOUR
#alcohol#alcoholic#drink#drinks#happy hour#5:00 somewhere#drank#drunk#turnt#get turnt#non-alcoholic#beer#dafuq#what#u srs?#no#no way#illegalin48states#wtf#what's wrong with you#real questions#question#asking#really wanna know
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HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY CUBE-MATE

#work#work problems#coworker#co-worker#kids#funny kids#how i feel#cube-mate#cubicle#cube life#annoying#you're annoying#f you#f off#i hate you#evil kids#punch#punch in the face#illegalin48states#funnycutegifs#funny#cute#smart kid#car ride#car seat
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