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“why are there alligators near alcatraz?”

idk babe why is insulin $800

why does flint still not have water

why did we bomb a wedding and call it freedom

nothing makes sense. lean in.

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Alligator Alcatraz: Finally, a Detention Center That Doubles as a Florida Tourist Attraction

"Somehow, in the year of our Lord and Lizard 2025, the United States government decided to surround a migrant detention centre with actual, living alligators.

As a deterrent.

Like some kind of colonial Jurassic Park.

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parents will be like "We're good parents! We did our best!" while their child is alone in their room, terrified of footsteps, unable to conceptualize being loved by anyone.

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i am tired of being resilient.

i want my government to be resilient.

i want my healthcare to be resilient.

i want infrastructure to be resilient.

me personally? i want to lie down and eat grapes.

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this is how us soldiers and people from the iof talk.

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If “both sides” are bombing children, maybe one of them shouldn’t be funded by my taxes

just a lil thought

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“vote blue no matter who” sounds a lot like “let’s ignore war crimes just because”

Political loyalty is the WORST thing humanity came up with.

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love when politicians say “we’re working on it” while people die waiting

girl what are you working on?? your next campaign flyer?? a new way to make being homeless illegal?? tell the class.

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the most genocidal person you know has a picrew icon and describes themselves as “just a tired jew”

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My biggest red flag is saying “no worries if not” while my life is on fire and i actually need help immediately

MANY worries if not.

please.

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the guy who said “money doesn’t buy happiness” had a house and working plumbing

let’s all be f*cking serious

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maybe guillotines were a bit too subtle.

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Got ghosted by my therapist and the government in the same week

might start charging people to witness the plot at this point

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I remember that one homophobic Muslim artist who made this one art of a Muslimah and a Christian girl feeding each other

This is yuri

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They DEFINETELY have our best interests at heart...

It’s wild how America can send aid across the world in 24 hours but can’t fix the water in flint, michigan after 10 years.

Feels like they only care about human rights when they come with oil and a photo op.

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Shut up.

Shut up.

Everybody shut up.

Are YOU a freelance writer that’s looking for job opportunities and coming up with jack and shit because all the advice online is…useless?

Do YOU have 2 Fiverr accounts (that generate little to no income) and 1 Upwork account?

.

.

.

Reddit.

Trust me. Post an ad on a few relevant sub-reedits. Make your rates (and portfolio) clear. Repost every week.

You lose NOTHING. I swear. Nothing worked for me until Reddit did, and when Reddit worked for me, somehow pretty much everything did.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it now.

ALSO.

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Parents be like ugh, the consequences of my actions? How dare you subconsciously react

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness